midds Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Just wait til he unleashes his albino power. Fucking Duracell cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I think we can count ourselves lucky in this instance Stifler won't be on the phone to the society of black lawyers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 That's me skint for the rest of my life, short of money at the end of the month as it is without half me money getting taken off me every month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I think we can count ourselves lucky in this instance Stifler won't be on the phone to the society of black lawyers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Who's the man, With all the answers to Pythagoras' theo-ram? Jack! You're damn right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Thing is, he's not getting abuse because he's signed for us from Sunderland. If we had a player join us on a free from them, after turning down a few contract offers, who genuinely looked a decent player we'd all be pissing ourselves. The problem is he seems distinctly average, at best, acted a right cunt in multiple derbies and will no doubt be one of Pardew's 'lads'; starting week-in-week out at the expense of better players and as a replacement for a player who offered infinitely more than he ever will. Incredibly simplistic to say he gets stick just because he played for them. Except that fact does fuel a lot of the invective. Aye, Shay Given, Paul Bracewell and Barry Venison all used to get the same. Don't talk bollocks. Thanks for your valuable insight into our local rivalry. Opposition to him, from page 1 in this thread, has routinely been about him being a Mackem and his antics after scoring against us, as if what he did was some crime against humanity. You yourself have called him a "Geordie traitor" or something to that effect at least a couple times in this thread. It's small-time and petty. There wouldn't be nearly as much opposition to him as a Newcastle player had he not played for Sunderland. He'd just be a totally inoffensive, boring player we signed on a free. Eh? Of course the opposition is about what he did after scoring, and generally being a complete cunt to our supporters every time his new manager has let them walk all over us. That's very different to just playing for them. If you say so. I'm not at all convinced. And even if that is the case, it's still petty. Being petty over these rivalries is what being a football fan is all about, no matter who you support. Arsenal fans wouldn't dream of putting up with an Arsenal fan who had previously mocked them wearing a Spurs shirt. Bayern Munich fans campaigned fervently against Manuel Neuer's purchase because he had played for Schalke and mocked Oliver Kahn, and some still maintain that he is not allowed to approach a certain area of the ground as part of their demands for putting up with him. This is football in Europe and it's not changing any time soon. And football is much the better for it. A time when football isn't a little bit irrational, full of arguments and passion, is the day I couldn't give a fuck about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Don't sell Colback Jack Colback I just don't think you understand If you sell Colback Any more smack We'll have a dead mackem on wer hands This is the best :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 That's me skint for the rest of my life, short of money at the end of the month as it is without half me money getting taken off me every month. Keep your head up man. If you work really hard, in 25 years time you might make it all the way to the top and get that coveted deputy shift supervisors position then you'll be able to move out of the drain and have proper cardboard for dinner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 So we had that problem with Cabaye but we are not with Colback? Give me a break. Those problems exist because of Pardew, no amount of new players will change it. Even with Cabaye in the team, we still weren't particularly fluent in midfield. Cabaye could produce brilliant passes to the strikers, and was good at set pieces and long range shooting. But the midfield still didn't combine well. Obviously Colback won't solve that problem on his own, but it would help if we had another midfield player in there who's more comfortable and secure in possession than Tiote, Anita or Sissoko. There seems to be a bit of a love-fest on Anita at the moment, but he still doesn't convince me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 That's because every opinion you have about football is wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I think we can count ourselves lucky in this instance Stifler won't be on the phone to the society of black lawyers. He deleted his account because of this. I hope you feel proud. *rejects request* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I think we can count ourselves lucky in this instance Stifler won't be on the phone to the society of black lawyers. He deleted his account because of this. I hope you feel proud. *rejects request* Can we appeal? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Knew I shouldn't have had a lie-in this morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Some of the comments on here are shocking really. Then again I guess the lad isn't up during the day writing on a forum about a guy he doesn't even know, no maybe he's too busy you know with playing for the club he grew up supporting, earning more money in a week then what people on here will earn in a year, getting to go home to his wife and child at the end of the day. If he puts in the work then one day when he's at work he might score the winner in a derby, with a bit of good luck he might even score the winner in a cup final. Aye but go ahead, mock the lad on his looks, hate him before he's played a competitive match for us, because he's got nothing on any of you. I mean how can compete with half the people on here who one day if they work hard enough and sacrifice all their time possibly including time supporting us, or even valuable family time then one day when some of you go to work you might be promoted to the position of deputy shift supervisor at the Tesco's down the road, or possibly even PA to the PA, to the PA of the big boss. Surely it would be humane to just shoot you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Brutal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 So we had that problem with Cabaye but we are not with Colback? Give me a break. Those problems exist because of Pardew, no amount of new players will change it. There seems to be a bit of a love-fest on Anita at the moment, but he still doesn't convince me. There's no love fest, he's just the best we have at the stuff you describe. Doesn't mean he's brilliant, just that options are awful. Really fail to see what you see in Colback he's average at best. And that's being kind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Can't come up with a good 3rd line, but Jack Colback, Colback, He wishes his hair was black Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Knew I shouldn't have had a lie-in this morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Some of the comments on here are shocking really. Then again I guess the lad isn't up during the day writing on a forum about a guy he doesn't even know, no maybe he's too busy you know with playing for the club he grew up supporting, earning more money in a week then what people on here will earn in a year, getting to go home to his wife and child at the end of the day. If he puts in the work then one day when he's at work he might score the winner in a derby, with a bit of good luck he might even score the winner in a cup final. Aye but go ahead, mock the lad on his looks, hate him before he's played a competitive match for us, because he's got nothing on any of you. I mean how can compete with half the people on here who one day if they work hard enough and sacrifice all their time possibly including time supporting us, or even valuable family time then one day when some of you go to work you might be promoted to the position of deputy shift supervisor at the Tesco's down the road, or possibly even PA to the PA, to the PA of the big boss. http://www.spin.com/sites/all/files/styles/style820_546/public/131127-robin-thicke-marvin-gaye.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 This is a business, first and foremost. It's unrealistic to expect footballers to retain any sort of club loyalty. And I really don't think his actions warrant the foaming-at-the-mouth vitriol that's gone on since he signed. Sorry, but no way am I having that. c***s like Mike Ashley might see football "first and foremost as a business," but supporters don't. It's a love, it's a lifestyle. It's a f***ing game, where loyalty exists. He grew up all his life supporting NUFC the same as the majority of us then went out of his way to s*** on every single fan of this club whilst playing for them lot. The prick dug his own grave and now he can lie in it. For fans, sure. For the majority of players? Nope. The football of your grandfather's generation doesn't exist anymore. Do what you're gonna do. I don't feel like it's worth my time wasting energy on a player I'm not remotely offended by, particularly when there are far more serious issues surrounding this club with which to take offense. We're fans, not players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Eh, is Stifler some sort of secret millionaire then? He's a pure crease, either way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 No he isn't, hence why he has respect for the more affluent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Can't come up with a good 3rd line, but Jack Colback, Colback, He wishes his hair was black He is pure fucking cack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Can't come up with a good 3rd line, but Jack Colback, Colback, He wishes his hair was black He is pure f***ing cack Very good. The best I could come up with were 'We think that he's on the smack' or 'His favourite show's Art Attack'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Has a ginger sack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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