Unbelievable Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Get some coon for him and get someone better and fitter. Oh FFS How fitting that the very day after he's been useful for once in his life he's injured himself again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Another long term injury? (info from twitter so not sure if correct)) We're gunna be stuck with him until his contract expires. Who in their right mind would sign him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Another long term injury? (info from twitter so not sure if correct)) Aye, groin injury. Just the 6 weeks this time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Childs play for him, that. Siem'll knock a 6-weeker off in his sleep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Was he always this injured at PSV before he came to us? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 No, because he hadn't played for them yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 How the fuck did this guy make it to his mid-twenties? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 We bought an absolute lemon. Like two different players welded together. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 If this was HBA, you'd be sending him get well soon cards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 If this was HBA, you'd be sending him get well soon cards. HBA was a quality player, scored and assisted goals for us. He also came back from a horrific injury. Siem's eye was sore once and he was out for about 23 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Aarons gets more sympathy despite having done fuck all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Aarons gets more sympathy despite having done fuck all Neither has De Jong apart from missing a sitter against Villa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 If this was HBA, you'd be sending him get well soon cards. HBA was a quality player, scored and assisted goals for us. He also came back from a horrific injury. That point has no relevance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Speaking on his future De Jong told Voetbal International: “Newcastle aim to be promoted to the Premier League straight away and they are going well. “At the end of the season, McClaren was replaced by Rafael Benitez and I talked to him about my future prospects in summer. “My contract with Newcastle is due to expire in two-and-a-half years. “There is no clause in my loan deal of a longer stay. “The idea is to go back to Newcastle , make a fresh start and make many Premier League appearances.” “Last season was an odd one. “I was fit for 12 months and hoped to be given an opportunity to show my skills when the new manager arrived, but Steve McClaren had different ideas. “His game plan and our style of play was gradually increasingly influenced by the poor results. “I was fully involved in the pre-season matches. “But when the Premier League kicked off, he opted for a more solid and defensive tactical plan.” “McClaren regularly told me that I would always play in his ideal team. “But as the season progressed, it was all a matter of trying to survive and avoid the dreaded drop. “The club is looking for stability. “McClaren introduced the passing game at Newcastle after his arrival. “We kept the ball down and attempted to dominate the game. “The year before I joined Newcastle they were a sub-top-team at the end of the year, but they finished the season in 15th place. “Inconsistency has always troubled them ever since and last year’s relegation was an absolute low. “Just look at how Leicester City are doing after clinching the title only last year. “But I must admit being relegated was a big shock, even after I had only made three starts. “It was a weird experience. “Being in the relegation zone leads to a special atmosphere in the club that I had ever experienced before and I do hope I will never the same again.” http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/siem-de-jong-says-back-12550143 the fuck is wrong with the chronicles formatting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you fucking Dutch lunatic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you fucking Dutch lunatic He probably has only been fit for a total of 12 months of his entire career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Meh, he wants to come back and play football. I see nothing wrong with what he's said. Happy to give him a chance. Remember, everyone gets a fresh start under Rafa... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 He's the best #10 option on our books IMO, obviously not if he breaks down again though. Which he probably will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you fucking Dutch lunatic He probably has only been fit for a total of 12 months of his entire career. possibly life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Speaking on his future De Jong told Voetbal International: “Newcastle aim to be promoted to the Premier League straight away and they are going well. “At the end of the season, McClaren was replaced by Rafael Benitez and I talked to him about my future prospects in summer. “My contract with Newcastle is due to expire in two-and-a-half years lol. “The idea is to go back to Newcastle , suffer variously from typhoid fever, a collapsed earlobe and a yet to be discovered space borne disease brought to Benton by a meteorite and not make any Premier League appearances.” “Last season was an odd one. “I was injured in an increasingly bizarre fashion for 12 months before pissing off on loan because I didn't fancy the championship “It was a relaxing yet incredibly profitable experience.” http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/siem-de-jong-says-back-12550143 the fuck is wrong with the chronicles formatting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you f***ing Dutch lunatic He was fit for most of last season. Just got overlooked by both managers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you f***ing Dutch lunatic He was fit for most of last season. Just got overlooked by both managers. Didnt he lose an eye or summit last season? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you f***ing Dutch lunatic He was fit for most of last season. Just got overlooked by both managers. Didnt he lose an eye or summit last season? he lost one eye, one lung and is currently only playing with 3 toes on his left foot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Most recent photo of him in training. http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/12278/1-1/life-size-severed-foot.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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