Official: Daryl Janmaat joins Watford for £7m

[STM]

My list of fraudulent cowards is as follows:

 

Sissoko

Coloccini

Janmaat

Wijnaldum

 

It's Janmaat who has let me down the most. Going off "injured", like he did is nothing short abhorrent.

[mighty__mag]

Heard he wasn't injured.

 

 

[Bimpy474]

Nice hair, shit defender, please fuck off now you useless gutless pillock.

[biggs]

Simply shocking to feign injury to cover up a shocking self trip over

[Chris Banaloona]

For the remainder of the season id be inclined to go with

 

GK Darlow

RB Mbemba

CB Lascelles

CB Colo

LB Dummett

[Figures 1-0 Football]

Has been awful defensively for some time, he's better going forward than he is defending - which is never good when you are a defender.

 

Needs to go in the summer whether we survive or not, he's not good enough for this level and is at fault for a lot of our goals.

[Leazes_End_Mag]

For the remainder of the season id be inclined to go with

 

GK Darlow

RB Mbemba

CB Lascelles

CB Colo

LB Dummett

I was saying this on Saturday. Would be far happier seeing this rather than his name in the team.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

Punched a wall at half time and broke two fingers apparently.

[TRon]

For the remainder of the season id be inclined to go with

 

GK Darlow

RB Mbemba

CB Lascelles

CB Colo

LB Dummett

 

Thats's actually a decent back 4, only problem would be actually getting them on the pitch together, both Mbabu and Dummett are hard to keep fit.

[healthyaddiction]

For the remainder of the season id be inclined to go with

 

GK Darlow

RB Mbemba

CB Lascelles

CB Colo

LB Dummett

 

Thats's actually a decent back 4, only problem would be actually getting them on the pitch together, both Mbabu and Dummett are hard to keep fit.

 

He has Mbemba at right back there, not Mbabu.

[Guest reefatoon]

Punched a wall at half time and broke two fingers apparently.

 

Hope it's his wanking hand the cunt that he is.

[Thomson Mouse]

Would love to know exactly what went on in there

 

Sounds like Lascelles may have called him out on his bullshit performance

 

Newcastle United defender Daryl Janmaat left St Mary’s wearing a sling after an extraordinary dressing room incident.

 

After the Dutchman was injured in the first half he took his anger out on the dressing room wall and is understood to have broken two fingers.

 

Janmaat went off after an awkward fall after a defence-splitting from Sadio Mane in the first half which eventually led to Graziano Pelle scoring the game’s second goal.

 

It is believed that Janmaat later admitted his actions had been stupid, but it is also understood there were some strong words from Newcastle players to each other after the appalling first half display.

 

Janmaat is now being assessed for both injuries picked up on and off the field.

 

Jamaal Lascelles is thought to have been one of the players that spoke up in the dressing room and told team-mates things aren’t right at United.

 

And he did not hold back on his way out of the ground as he stopped to speak to the media on a day when captain Jonjo Shelvey and other senior players stayed silent.

 

Shelvey has not spoken to the local written Press since he signed for the club in January.

 

Lascelles told the BBC: “We need bigger characters on the pitch, players who care and who are going to get after each other.

 

“We have lacked it this season and no matter how good you are, if you don’t have that fight and hunger and desire, it doesn’t matter.

 

“We had Steve McClaren who is a great manager and now we’ve got Rafa Benitez, who is a great manager, so it’s clearly not that.

 

“It’s the players and we have to take full responsibility.

 

“It’s ourselves who need to change it and not the manager.

 

“We need to play with more heart. We’ve got flair

[Guest reefatoon]

I'm liking the cut of Lascelles jib.  It has needed someone to say that like and he is completely correct

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Hopefully they are calling eachother out on this shit, it's about time.

[triggs]

Still think Janmaat cares like, just going through a horrendous patch of form. Punching a wall isn't the action of somebody who doesn't care, thick as it undoubtedly is

[Darth Crooks]

I'll be honest, when he went over I thought 'ooh that looks awkward.' He has been well dodgy mind.

[Guest reefatoon]

I'll be honest, when he went over I thought 'ooh that looks awkward.' He has been well dodgy mind.

 

Hope you said it in his voice.

 

http://static.bips.channel4.com/bips/orig/frankie-howerd-the-lost-tapes/articles/45a456f9-c3e7-4b57-b720-cc78edcd50fe.jpg

[ED209]

Chronicle reporting he broke 2 fingers in the dressing room at half time after an incident?

[Shak]

Trying to pull the finger out, but it's been there so long that he fucking broke it in the process.

[Darth Crooks]

I'll be honest, when he went over I thought 'ooh that looks awkward.' He has been well dodgy mind.

 

Hope you said it in his voice.

 

http://static.bips.channel4.com/bips/orig/frankie-howerd-the-lost-tapes/articles/45a456f9-c3e7-4b57-b720-cc78edcd50fe.jpg

 

Oh no, don't.

[BlueStar]

Chronicle reporting he broke 2 fingers in the dressing room at half time after an incident?

 

Punched the wall apparently.

 

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/daryl-janmaat-involved-extraordinary-dressing-11167965#ICID=FB-Chron-main

[Guest firetotheworks]

Reminds me of when Habib Beye went completely akka during/after our relegation season.

[TRon]

Still think Janmaat cares like, just going through a horrendous patch of form. Punching a wall isn't the action of somebody who doesn't care, thick as it undoubtedly is

 

He cares, he just doesn't mark very well. He's not the worst tackler when he's one to one, it's just that it's too easy for players to slip in behind him without him noticing. I'm not sure it's entirely his fault, but he does look like he's caught out of position an awful lot.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

I think he cares and that's why he's frustrated, but that's pointless if he channels it in the wrong way. It's certainly not improving his performance or the people around him.

[TRon]

The worst of it is, I actually think he's got all the tools to be a really top class right back. He's decent in the air, can tackle, got some pace and carries the ball forward well with good delivery. Or at least he used to. But he just gets done by players getting in behind him time and again.