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On 17/11/2021 at 14:13, Rich said:

I'm concerned that we've got a game in 72 hours and there's nee Eddie Howe song. If someone doesn't step up, I'm going to belt out Nicky Butt's ditty until it swirls around the stadium as punishment:

NA NA, NA NA, NA NA, NA NA, NA NA NA, EDDIE EDDIE HOWE, EDDIE HOWE, EDDIE EDDIE HOWE

 

Also, does ASM have a song? Literally only heard the Wilson one for a player since getting back to SJP, the songbook is fucking tragic.

 

 

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Was inspired to come up with something for Joe

 

 

Get out the way of Joelinton
Our 40 million pound Brazillian
You can't handle Joelinton
He'll lead The Toon to victory

 

Get out the way of Joelinton
I wouldn't sell him for 50(60,70,80...) million
You're terrified of Joelinton
He'll lead The Toon to victory

Sha la la la la la la la 

 

 

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1 hour ago, TTom said:

Was inspired to come up with something for Joe

 

 

Get out the way of Joelinton
Our 40 million pound Brazillian
You can't handle Joelinton
He'll lead The Toon to victory

 

Get out the way of Joelinton
Wouldn't sell him for 50(60,70,80...) million
You're terrified of Joelinton
He'll lead The Toon to victory

Sha la la la la la la la 

 

 

 

 

That might work. If history has taught us anything, it's that dodgy, kitsch old songs work the best when it comes to terrace chants.

And if there's something in it like a sha la la la la la la la (clap clap) refrain, all the better.

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Eddie’s in the back seat, Dubravka’s number one

Oba Martin’s off to Arsenal according to the sun

St Maximin’s skinning everyone, longstaff’s left behind

Joelinton’s won the ball back, put through Wilson number 9

Fede’s barking orders, shelvey cannot run

Eddie looks behind, and beckons Almiron 

 

almiron. Almiron. Almiron. Almiron. 
 

(I’ve been trying to establish this Almiron/how bizarre thing for years at this point)

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On 10/12/2021 at 17:27, carpetman1 said:

I appreciate the effort that posters have put into this cause, but you've not factored in the singing speed and aptitude coefficients. Most of the chanters have difficulty with "black and white army".  

I agree with this but some songs are weird. I've never been able to be sure, but I think the Jonas Spiderman song was in 7/8 time :lol:

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4 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

To Norwegian Wood.

 

We once spent twenty mil,

On a big striker from Burnley

He signed for the Toon

Isn’t he good, old Chrissy Wood

 

I like the last two lines. First two do not work [emoji38]

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18 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said:

To Norwegian Wood.

 

We once spent twenty mil,

On a big striker from Burnley

He signed for the Toon

 

 

 

We needed some goals,

Went to Burnley, paid them the fee,

He came to the toon,

Isn’t he good, our Chrissy Wood

 

 

Needs work... syllables fit though. Even threw a little bonus rhyme in there though.

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