NG32 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 He thinks he's gonna get the England job one day, no doubt. I think he does. Terrifying visions of him at the world cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Hilarious visions - as the press start to question pretty much everything he does and says. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Man, I detest this guy. I would really like to see the new guys do well, and get off the mark, but with every darned quote I want this guy to fall flat on his face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Pardew and Shola go to a world cup. Wenger and Bale stay at home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Speaking of the press, did anyone see the Telegraph back page headline the other day about Man United - "Shaming the shirt" Funny, cos we have our shirt shamed on a very regular basis by this man and all the national press are interested in is telling us how bloody good we've got it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Hilarious visions - as the press start to question pretty much everything he does and says. It would be amazing seeing his bullshit held up to such scrutiny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Pardew and Shola go to a world cup. Wenger and Bale stay at home. Is this the start of a nursery rhyme? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Pardew and Colback have just finished filming their ice bucket challenges. Will be on shortly, should be fun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 We'll get to see all the blood drain from Colback's fac... never mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Hope someone switched Pardew's bucket of water with a bucket of syphilis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Hope Ben Arfa had a shit in the bucket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MF3 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Hope they boiled the kettle before filling Pardew's bucket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Aye, nice cup of tea after an ice bucket would be grand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Colback's a little shit, didn't even finish Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Do people think it would be worth getting something done to host a permanent record of this sort of s****? A lot gets lost, even on here. Would be canny to have a website with piles of his dross on that we could then distribute around the press and link to people who somehow still support him. Was thinking about this last week. Would be great to have a very simple website where you click a button and get a new Pardew quote each time. Could be really funny and would certainly get attention. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Who was the fella doing the "ssshhhhhh" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 "When he signed, I said you can play for England but I'm not so sure he believed me. He's not a super-confident guy that would say yeah I'll play for England. We've got a couple of players here who would do that and they've got no chance!” I'm sitting here stunned by this. Is this statement real ? I can't believe a manager would tell the press that his English players have no chance of playing international football. Should be shot at dawn if he's truly said that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Do people think it would be worth getting something done to host a permanent record of this sort of s****? A lot gets lost, even on here. Would be canny to have a website with piles of his dross on that we could then distribute around the press and link to people who somehow still support him. Was thinking about this last week. Would be great to have a very simple website where you click a button and get a new Pardew quote each time. Could be really funny and would certainly get attention. Pardew quote generator would get lots of love Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 That's awesome, where's that? Clayton Rd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I had that same idea for a website, but I thought it would be too harsh. Could knock it up fairly easily. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 "When he signed, I said you can play for England but I'm not so sure he believed me. He's not a super-confident guy that would say yeah I'll play for England. We've got a couple of players here who would do that and they've got no chance!” I'm sitting here stunned by this. Is this statement real ? I can't believe a manager would tell the press that his English players have no chance of playing international football. Should be shot at dawn if he's truly said that. Remember when he referred to Willo as 'the other guy'? Top man-management skills as some would believe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I had that same idea for a website, but I thought it would be too harsh. Could knock it up fairly easily. Don't want to hurt his feelings? He's been destroying ours with complete disregard for 3+ years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I had that same idea for a website, but I thought it would be too harsh. Could knock it up fairly easily. Don't want to hurt his feelings? He's been destroying ours with complete disregard for 3+ years. I don't really hate his quotes as much as most people, they're mostly just manager bollocks. Not that I want to start debating it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 He seems proper canny. I take it all back, he is a good player after all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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