huss9 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Lawrie Sanchez your two posts hope you don't know something... Be careful what you wish for and all that. would take him. at least he scored in the cup final. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 At this point I'd take Garth Crooks as manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Spookily accurate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Not seen that one in at least 6 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Not seen that one in at least 6 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Not seen that one in at least 6 minutes. Apologies for not being a no life c*nt like yourself and spending the majority of my spare time on here scrutinising every post meaning I missed it if it has already been posted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Did anyone hear the first caller tonight, 'Sebastian' a 'born and bred toon fan' who lived in London all his life. Said that he felt Ashley and Pardew got a rougher ride because they were cockneys, and said Geordies doing similar would gave got easier time. Ended by saying we'lol probably end up with some 'muggy geordie' as next manager.... at which point, Steve Howay pulled him up. A clear wind up, but not sure why a London er would go to so much trouble. Maybe it was Mike Ashley himself??!! aye did , did your post say cockles and georges? Callers like this are the reason why I've always been too scared to call up these kind of programs (I have a London accent). Even though I've supported the toon all my life and have links with the city (some of my family live in the heed, corbridge and riding mill), I'm worried I'd be accused of being a troll or a plastic fan even though I like to think I have reasonable opinions on the club. Sometimes after the game I've been fuming and staring at my phone wanting to call in but I just can't...end up distracting myself by smoking a joint and ejaculating on a wall or something Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Not seen that one in at least 6 minutes. Apologies for not being a no life c*nt like yourself and spending the majority of my spare time on here scrutinising every post meaning I missed it if it has already been posted. http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140423034814/roblox-apocalypse-rising/images/2/2a/Anchorman-well-that-escalated-quickly.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Not seen that one in at least 6 minutes. Apologies for not being a no life c*nt like yourself and spending the majority of my spare time on here scrutinising every post meaning I missed it if it has already been posted. http://i.imgur.com/8h2uRbA.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 'A no life Cunt' Anyway, anyone know what time this Cunts presser is tomorrow? (Pardew - not no life cunt Ronaldo) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Seriously? The only proper response is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Wtf does that smiley even mean? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Not seen that one in at least 6 minutes. Apologies for not being a no life c*nt like yourself and spending the majority of my spare time on here scrutinising every post meaning I missed it if it has already been posted. http://i.imgur.com/8h2uRbA.gif :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The lad just fucking kicked right off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 'A no life c***' Anyway, anyone know what time this c***s presser is tomorrow? (Pardew - not no life c*** Ronaldo) It is usually about lunchtime. The king will be squirming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1168330.ece/alternates/s510b/Olympics-Day-2--Womens-Football--Great-Britain-v-New-Zealand.jpg In here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spark Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Not seen that one in at least 6 minutes. Apologies for not being a no life c*nt like yourself and spending the majority of my spare time on here scrutinising every post meaning I missed it if it has already been posted. http://i.imgur.com/8h2uRbA.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Took that a bit personal like. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 We should make an objective list of available, common-sense candidates who people with footballing knowledge would actually hire or approach, and make a second list of all the improbables, nutcases, bellends who Ashley realistically will or could give the job to. We already know about the French guy, and maybe Bruce coming in, but who are the nutcases he can potentially hire? ... help out, lads. I want to soften the blow when it happens and be mentally prepared. Promoted from inside: Colo Carver Raylor Externals: Gerry Francis George Graham Turnip JFK Dennis Wise Terry Venables Ron Atkinson Dave Bassett Avram Grant It's quite a stellar list of potentially catastrophic candidates Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 sadly, but we may have to offer Crawley Town compensation. Another tool. No ta. Ahem, we are coming up with a list of grim appointments. John Gregory seemed perfect to instill the proper amount of terror in all of us. From the devil you know to the actual Devil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Number 37 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 We should make an objective list of available, common-sense candidates who people with footballing knowledge would actually hire or approach, and make a second list of all the improbables, nutcases, bellends who Ashley realistically will or could give the job to. We already know about the French guy, and maybe Bruce coming in, but who are the nutcases he can potentially hire? ... help out, lads. I want to soften the blow when it happens and be mentally prepared. Promoted from inside: Colo Carver Raylor Externals: Gerry Francis George Graham Turnip JFK Dennis Wise Terry Venables Ron Atkinson Dave Bassett Avram Grant It's quite a stellar list of potentially catastrophic candidates Then let's add David Hockaday to the list. I also suggest Malky Mackay as a morally dodgy option. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Paul Ince Owen Coyle Aidy Boothroyd Paul Jewell In all likelihood, it'll be Carver or Beardsley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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