Elliottman Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 'A no life Cunt' Anyway, anyone know what time this Cunts presser is tomorrow? (Pardew - not no life cunt Ronaldo) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Seriously? The only proper response is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Wtf does that smiley even mean? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Not seen that one in at least 6 minutes. Apologies for not being a no life c*nt like yourself and spending the majority of my spare time on here scrutinising every post meaning I missed it if it has already been posted. http://i.imgur.com/8h2uRbA.gif :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The lad just fucking kicked right off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 'A no life c***' Anyway, anyone know what time this c***s presser is tomorrow? (Pardew - not no life c*** Ronaldo) It is usually about lunchtime. The king will be squirming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1168330.ece/alternates/s510b/Olympics-Day-2--Womens-Football--Great-Britain-v-New-Zealand.jpg In here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spark Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Not seen that one in at least 6 minutes. Apologies for not being a no life c*nt like yourself and spending the majority of my spare time on here scrutinising every post meaning I missed it if it has already been posted. http://i.imgur.com/8h2uRbA.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Took that a bit personal like. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 We should make an objective list of available, common-sense candidates who people with footballing knowledge would actually hire or approach, and make a second list of all the improbables, nutcases, bellends who Ashley realistically will or could give the job to. We already know about the French guy, and maybe Bruce coming in, but who are the nutcases he can potentially hire? ... help out, lads. I want to soften the blow when it happens and be mentally prepared. Promoted from inside: Colo Carver Raylor Externals: Gerry Francis George Graham Turnip JFK Dennis Wise Terry Venables Ron Atkinson Dave Bassett Avram Grant It's quite a stellar list of potentially catastrophic candidates Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 sadly, but we may have to offer Crawley Town compensation. Another tool. No ta. Ahem, we are coming up with a list of grim appointments. John Gregory seemed perfect to instill the proper amount of terror in all of us. From the devil you know to the actual Devil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Number 37 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 We should make an objective list of available, common-sense candidates who people with footballing knowledge would actually hire or approach, and make a second list of all the improbables, nutcases, bellends who Ashley realistically will or could give the job to. We already know about the French guy, and maybe Bruce coming in, but who are the nutcases he can potentially hire? ... help out, lads. I want to soften the blow when it happens and be mentally prepared. Promoted from inside: Colo Carver Raylor Externals: Gerry Francis George Graham Turnip JFK Dennis Wise Terry Venables Ron Atkinson Dave Bassett Avram Grant It's quite a stellar list of potentially catastrophic candidates Then let's add David Hockaday to the list. I also suggest Malky Mackay as a morally dodgy option. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Paul Ince Owen Coyle Aidy Boothroyd Paul Jewell In all likelihood, it'll be Carver or Beardsley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 sadly, but we may have to offer Crawley Town compensation. Another tool. No ta. Ahem, we are coming up with a list of grim appointments. John Gregory seemed perfect to instill the proper amount of terror in all of us. From the devil you know to the actual Devil. Ha. Good point......and it worked in terms of instilling terror. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Paul Ince Owen Coyle Aidy Boothroyd Paul Jewell In all likelihood, it'll be Carver or Beardsley. Beardsley can barely talk coherently. Still prefer him to Pardew mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The best thing Beardsley would ever do as a manager is to register himself as a player and get up front for us, he'd still run rings around most! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Deb Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 More grom candidates: Alan Curbishley Mr Tango man ex mgr Sunderland - can't remember his name - the sand dancer from South Sheilds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Says even a point against Southampton would have meant a good start to the season, as we've had some tough games! Too tired and disgusted to paste the article. Good night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 It would be a good start to the season if you have really, really low standards. :lol: Anyway, he is basically saying he is 1 pt from doing ok. :lol: What an idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Prepare for inane drivel and excuses galore at his pre-match press conference. Hope he is a gibbering wreck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Prepare for inane drivel and excuses galore at his pre-match press conference. Hope he is a gibbering wreck. He'll will have been prepared by the NUFC media team and all the questions from the "press" will be selected, Sky will give him and easy ride. He wont face any difficult questions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 They might believe they are good enough though, TBF. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Well for a start, its not their fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 They might but results don't lie, they get multi million pound pay offs for essentially being sacked for poor performance. Pardew has ample time to walk away, but yet he chooses to "thank mike" for the situation he's in. He's got no backbone, no pride or dignity Yeah sure, but you might believe you are good enough and can turn it around. You don't necessarily know you're shite and just wait for a pay-off. Although I don't doubt the pay-off aspect makes resigning less likely for a lot of managers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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