nemtizz Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 So Pardew is a better manager than Carver? Who'd have thought it. We aren't even safe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Good old 'Pards'! "Enter 24-year-old PSV Eindhoven playmaker Georginio Wijnaldum, a player on the radar of Graham Carr for five years. When his name was first put to Alan Pardew back in 2012 he opined: “I’ve never heard of him.” http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-transfers-holland-star-9158978 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 How can people not see that he's a f***ing chancer? Trigger warning: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/alan-pardew-has-kept-both-newcastle-and-crystal-palace-in-the-premier-league--does-he-deserve-to-be-manager-of-the-year-10207416.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Rob Lee was a fucking hero as a player, but this is the same Rob Lee that KK managed to convince to sign for us after telling him Newcastle was closer to London than Middlesbrough... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Rob Lee was a fucking hero as a player, but this is the same Rob Lee that KK managed to convince to sign for us after telling him Newcastle was closer to London than Middlesbrough... In the sense that its not inhabited by Morlocks he was right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Rob Lee was a f***ing hero as a player, but this is the same Rob Lee that KK managed to convince to sign for us after telling him Newcastle was closer to London than Middlesbrough... In the sense that its not inhabited by Morlocks he was right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Then what the hell is Colback? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Talking to a palace fan earlier, warning him of the Pards effect to come. His response.... He hasn't got a fucking clue and his team selections are already baffling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Good old 'Pards'! "Enter 24-year-old PSV Eindhoven playmaker Georginio Wijnaldum, a player on the radar of Graham Carr for five years. When his name was first put to Alan Pardew back in 2012 he opined: “I’ve never heard of him.” http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-transfers-holland-star-9158978 Err Yoan Gouffran trying his best in a position that he is not suited to? Absolutely sick of the Chronicle's 'journalists.' How on earth can anyone of sound mind convince themselves that Gouffran is trying hard? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Rob Lee was a fucking hero as a player, but this is the same Rob Lee that KK managed to convince to sign for us after telling him Newcastle was closer to London than Middlesbrough... He told him it was quicker to London because we have an airport. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Is it quicker on the train too? Anyway Pardew, if we stay up the press are gonna be all over him for keeping us and palace up. If we go down it'll be because we forced him out. I'm hibernating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Is it quicker on the train too? The 'train' from Middlesbrough to London via Darlington I wouldn't wish on a dangerous dog. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Is it quicker on the train too? The 'train' from Middlesbrough to London via Darlington I wouldn't wish on a dangerous dog. Hey! You're not wrong mind, the train to Middlesbrough from Darlington is surely the most depressing thing in the entire world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Reminds me of the armoured train in Children of Men. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 "Newcastle brought it on themselves, they shouldn't have gotten rid of Pardew" We didn't get rid of Pardew you thick cunts, that's why we're in this mess. What the club got wrong was NOT sacking Pardew. If they'd looked at his sub-relegation form, listened to the fans and sacked him, got rid on our terms, then we would have been ready to get a replacement. Instead, we just let him keep going until even he had enough of getting up humped 4-0 every week and bailed. To which the club went "Uh, hmm, urrr, didn't expect this, does this mean we need to look for a new manager? Nah, probably not. Let's just replace our 1/10 manager with a 0/10 not even a manager, good job we're already safe or we'd actually have to do our job." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 3 on the bounce and counting! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Someone just phoned up 606 to say they hope we go down because we got rid of Allardyce last time and this time we got rid of Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Didn't you get rid of Allardyce the season *before* you went down? Like a year and a half before? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Didn't you get rid of Allardyce the season *before* you went down? Like a year and a half before? January 2008. Relegated 24 May 2009. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 "Newcastle brought it on themselves, they shouldn't have gotten rid of Pardew" We didn't get rid of Pardew you thick cunts, that's why we're in this mess. What the club got wrong was NOT sacking Pardew. If they'd looked at his sub-relegation form, listened to the fans and sacked him, got rid on our terms, then we would have been ready to get a replacement. Instead, we just let him keep going until even he had enough of getting up humped 4-0 every week and bailed. To which the club went "Uh, hmm, urrr, didn't expect this, does this mean we need to look for a new manager? Nah, probably not. Let's just replace our 1/10 manager with a 0/10 not even a manager, good job we're already safe or we'd actually have to do our job." That's something that is always overlooked when seeking to apportion blame to NUFC fans. An extraordinary confession from Charnley that somehow goes unnoticed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 "Newcastle brought it on themselves, they shouldn't have gotten rid of Pardew" We didn't get rid of Pardew you thick c***s, that's why we're in this mess. What the club got wrong was NOT sacking Pardew. If they'd looked at his sub-relegation form, listened to the fans and sacked him, got rid on our terms, then we would have been ready to get a replacement. Instead, we just let him keep going until even he had enough of getting up humped 4-0 every week and bailed. To which the club went "Uh, hmm, urrr, didn't expect this, does this mean we need to look for a new manager? Nah, probably not. Let's just replace our 1/10 manager with a 0/10 not even a manager, good job we're already safe or we'd actually have to do our job." That's something that is always overlooked when seeking to apportion blame to NUFC fans. An extraordinary confession from Charnley that somehow goes unnoticed. “People may well say that the position we now find ourselves in isn’t ideal and I accept that to a point, but as I have stated Alan’s departure came as a surprise. I must stress and repeat that we parted with Alan on very good terms and I would re-iterate the quote I issued at the time of his departure in that we moved on significantly as a club during his four years, on and off the field, and Alan played a big part in that and I thank him." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 And what's the point of giving an 8 year contract if you let the manager fuck off with no clue what to do next! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Ian Wright is an utter bell-end! http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/05/f22ff17a2aa24a6a3109d5ff0bd7c017.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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