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think centre backs were fine today. the fullbacks were awful.

at least janmaat offers the occasional threat going forward, but dummett is poor both ends.

 

That cross in the first half :lol:

 

that's exactly what I was thinking off. acres of space, perfect ball to him, players in the centre waiting and ..... bam. twat.

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think centre backs were fine today. the fullbacks were awful.

at least janmaat offers the occasional threat going forward, but dummett is poor both ends.

 

This. Considering we have two defensive midfielders which should allow the full backs to bomb on, they were pretty abysmal. Defensively they were almost as bad, cross after cross coming in unchallenged as usual.

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think centre backs were fine today. the fullbacks were awful.

at least janmaat offers the occasional threat going forward, but dummett is poor both ends.

 

That's been the case for the large majority of the season tbh, what ever combination we play at left back and right back makes the whole entire team look absolutely shite.

 

I wouldn't bat an eyelid if we sold every fullback we had.

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What was his song today?

 

Woo woo woo... Chancel Mbemba... Woo woo woo... He's a great defender... Woo woo woo... He never gives the ball away...

 

 

Absolutely awful :lol:

 

 

Haway, how many other fans sing EWF inspired lyrics?

 

None, thats how many!

 

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What was his song today?

 

Woo woo woo... Chancel Mbemba... Woo woo woo... He's a great defender... Woo woo woo... He never gives the ball away...

 

 

Absolutely awful :lol:

 

 

Haway, how many other fans sing EWF inspired lyrics?

 

None, thats how many!

 

 

That's excellent tbf :lol:

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Just need to add dancing and the jobs a good un but why do our fans have to sing at 45 speed when its an LP that's on the f***ing turntable?

 

Ha ha! I said that at the match! Billion miles per hour every song!

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I like iT! Took some time mind,,, just searched through for raft of songs floating around about time of his signing. Found this:

 

 

Ok trawled previous outbreak of chant-creativity, none of these are mine:

Songs

Just sing 'Happy Birthday to you' when he scores (better than average chance of being right...)

 

La bamba

M M M Mbemba

M M M Mbemba

He's 35, he's 35, he's 35

M M-bemba, M M-Bemba...

 

Batman

M M M M M M M M MBEMBA!

 

Return to sender ( bit near the knuckle until today)

 

Chan-cel M-bemba

Age un-known

Got no birth date

Check his bones

 

Do the Conga

Do-do-do Mbemba's from the Congo,

Oo-oo-oo leaves attackers on the floor

 

I'm a believer:

Then I saw his face, Chancel Mbemba

Didn't know his date, of birth when he signed.

I'm in love, I'm a believer.

Chancel Mbemba's 35 (everyone's fav fromTTom)

 

By the way, he has to have no 4! ( homage to  n of birthdays)

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