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1 minute ago, Rich said:

At least he’s cut the post-match beers out.

 

He'll be on his 3rd can by now man. Might as well tbh, he's not going to be here much longer under any half decent manager. 

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6 minutes ago, joeyt said:

What was his quote about playing for Leeds again?

 

They run too much for him or something

 

“We obviously played Leeds at St James’ Park about a month ago now, and that Rodrigo fella was in the middle.

 

He was meant to be playing centre midfield and he was just all over the place.

 

I said to him, ‘geez can you just stand still for one minute, because you’re just running around like a nutcase’.

 

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Guest ManDoon

A prick, a terrible footballer, absolutely zero positional awareness, no athleticism, horrible decision maker, lazy, bald and weird looking. 

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He has to be up there with the thickest players we've ever had, like. I'm talking both general and on-field intelligence. He's a fucking weapon/whopper/rectangle (take your pick) and a lazy bastard to boot, which makes him even worse. 

 

He also has this horrible tendency to put too much backspin on his stupid little clipped passes he looks to spray about. Of all the things this takeover will bring about, his exit is one of my most anticipated moments. 

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6 minutes ago, Ste said:

 

“We obviously played Leeds at St James’ Park about a month ago now, and that Rodrigo fella was in the middle.

 

He was meant to be playing centre midfield and he was just all over the place.

 

I said to him, ‘geez can you just stand still for one minute, because you’re just running around like a nutcase’.

 

 

:facepalm:

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2 hours ago, Decky said:

Hopefully we’ve a new manager soon and he’s played his last game for us. 


We should make it the first question asked of prospective managers: “In your opinion, would you play Shelvey, bench him or sell him?”

 

I’m delighted the stupid cunt got sent off so stupidly today, in front of the new owners and the watching world. Makes it that much more likely he’ll not play for us again (in any meaningful way).

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His attitude since the day he arrived has been utter shit

 

Shelvey has always stood out in our squads for being an unprofessional idiot who couldn't give a fuck, as well as being a worthless player.

 

At least the rest of them, even if they're largely shit, have more often than not, been willing triers.

 

 

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