Jonjo Shelvey (now playing for Burnley)

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Utter fucking wanker.

 

It's absolutely fucking mental he's still here.

[Dr Jinx]

This cunt earns 80 grand a week

[Candi_Hills]

I actually quite like the piss-takers in our squad. They’re playing for a clown at a club with zero ambition. Might as well focus on drinking and shagging. I say well played to Jonjo and Bigjo.

 

 

[Guest]

Shelvey biggest attribute is his long range passing, he doesn't really offer anything other then that, and Schar and Lejeune off that exact same thing to a similar level. So when we are playing as a 3, he tends to get bypassed, he doesn't get forward enough to offer an additional attacking threat, he doesnt sit back or defend well enough, to be in the team. He's just a pure passenger.

 

Which is why Rafa played Longstaff and Hayden in the middle, obvs.

 

And why I don’t get some people’s obsession that 3 CBs = defensive and 4 at the bank = attacking.

[Scotty66]

What was he moaning at schar for? Shelvey put himself at left back when we were trying to play out!

 

And nice try on the free kick from 30 yards out 

[Jordan]

Rafa sussed him and he was on his way out then the cabbage comes in and hands him a contract extension. Offers absolutely nothing.

[Doctor Zaius]

Absolutely fucking shite and has been for the vast majority of his PL career here.

 

 

Fucking disgrace of a footballer.

[huss9]

that free kick ffs. and why wasnt Fraser taking the corners from the start?

[Disco]

That FK sums him up. Absolute fucking wanker.

[Ben]

That has to be his last game, this team doesn't need a Jonjo Shelvey

[Ikon]

That has to be his last game, this team doesn't need a Jonjo Shelvey

 

Him and Hendrick will start next game. Unless Hayden goes back into cm.

 

Wouldn't play either cunt.

[huss9]

That has to be his last game, this team doesn't need a Jonjo Shelvey

 

Him and Hendrick will start next game. Unless Hayden goes back into cm.

 

Wouldn't play either cunt.

 

isnt it their "turn" to drop out?

[J7]

Just a very poor player now that barely tries. Watch him tonight at the first goal. He isn't actually involved in the goal, but he completely ignored the full back going past him. Had the shot not been as good and the ball come loose, the guy he let go was just waiting in acres. For the move where Leeds hit the outside of the post he was just standing watching as three attackers stood at the edge of the box. It's like this every game he plays.

[Guest reefatoon]

Shelvey and Hendrick looked better when they just moved out the way and let Schar do their work as well as his own.

[andyc35i]

Just a very poor player now that barely tries. Watch him tonight at the first goal. He isn't actually involved in the goal, but he completely ignored the full back going past him. Had the shot not been as good and the ball come loose, the guy he let go was just waiting in acres. For the move where Leeds hit the outside of the post he was just standing watching as three attackers stood at the edge of the box. It's like this every game he plays.

 

I dislike him more than Bruce even though Bruce is the one that picks him every week....

[huss9]

remember the ear-cupping at newport when his goal won  us the champions league?

[mighty__mag]

Poor fucker has regressed into Jack Colback territory.

It's the end of the road for him once Bruce finally fucks off.

[Abra Dubravka]

remember the ear-cupping at newport when his goal won  us the champions league?

 

Made some shiteating comment about trying to play try and play it out from the back, compared to hoofing under Rafa.

 

Remember there a compliation on Twitter 

[Abra Dubravka]

Aye there we go.

 

Total s*** for brains this bloke. Stumbled not so far back in this thread him saying out of nowhere he 'didn't think Dubravka would get a big European move' - missed that one at the time 

 

He's always been a bit of a plonker hasn't he. Plenty managers called him out on his attitude/commitment. Monk publicly called him lazy, Rafa clearly had words. Had his spat of kicking people when he turned up here didn't he. Had that pop at Fergie when he was subbed off playing for Liverpool. Would have loved to have been a fly on some dressing rooms when he was at Liverpool, imagine the likes of Carra, Daglish, Gerrard would have torn him a new one more than once

 

Looked like Zidane in the Championship, England rumours came calling for a bit after we came back up, but Rafa had his career on life support. Bruce has turned up, and it's gone now, total mess of a player now.

 

 

 

 

[Consortium of one]

jack ass

[NEEJ]

He's got the 'take an age to shape to pass to their full-backs' trick down to a tee. Fair play to the lad, a proper captain.

[Shays Given Tim Flowers]

A wanker. Low tempo passing constantly and takes too long to make (wrong) decisions

[Lush Vlad]

Why does this cunt sit so deep all game. Him, Hayden and Hendrick just stand still on the halfway line when we’re in possession. Slowly trotting back and forth, passing it sideways and backwards at a snail’s pace. Shelvey overhits everything. Hendrick underhits everything and it’s always straight and to no one. Hayden doesn’t pass forward and never carries it like he used to.

 

Our midfield is fucking depressing and one of the main reasons we’re so shit and in a relegation battle.

[HaydnNUFC]

Well taken goal, fucking useless off the ball as per which played a huge part in their equaliser. Takes like 4 or 5 touches before doing anything with the ball.

[Guest]

We have to have the worst midfield in the league, like. Hayden is more mobile but offers fuck all too.