C*CK P*SS P*RDEW

[Pilko]

I really want Moore to keep them up now we gifted them three points. Would humiliate Pards and JC

[Mistle17]

West Brom board and players conspired against Pardew to get him sacked and make him look bad. I just don't see how he can take the blame on this one, I mean, look at the time he got Newcastle into 5th place. He plays front foot football and unfortunately not all players are prepared to buy into this way of viewing the game.

[wormy]

I really want Moore to keep them up now we gifted them three points. Would humiliate Pards and JC

 

Gutted that they've got the chance as I'd have obviously preferred the three points yesterday. But what's done is done and I'd love them to pull this off, or at least take it to the wire on the last day. Show Pardew up for the scummer he is.

[Skeletor]

There's little chance of them surviving but it would be the greatest escape of all time if they did. It's kinda like us when we went down. Bring Rafa in even 2 games earlier and we'd have survived. So many clueless owners/chairmen in the Premiership.

[Bimpy474]

There's little chance of them surviving but it would be the greatest escape of all time if they did. It's kinda like us when we went down. Bring Rafa in even 2 games earlier and we'd have survived. So many clueless owners/chairmen in the Premiership.

 

17th when the fat waiter took over marra.

[TRon]

That bastard Darren Moore is ruining any chance of Pardew getting back in the game in a hurry. Even tv pundits are taking the piss now. 

[Skeletor]

Darren Moore will reveal himself as the man behind SackPardew all along.

 

"It's me Alan, it's me Alan. It was me all along Alan!"

 

Ian Wright: "Aw son of a bitch!"

[ponsaelius]

Any manager that took on WBA was on a hiding to nothing.

 

Derp

[Newcastle Fan]

What a pair of fucking dickheads, honestly they should never get a job at any level again.

[Si]

Any manager that took on WBA was on a hiding to nothing.

 

Derp

 

[Twinport53]

Staggering insight

 

Anybody but Pardew and the merry-go-round gang, and it was achievable.

[Disco]

[sempuki]

That's what no front foot football gets you.

[Wullie]

That bastard Darren Moore is ruining any chance of Pardew getting back in the game in a hurry. Even tv pundits are taking the piss now. 

 

It pisses me off like, on every podcast I listen to, whenever Pardew comes up, the discussion is always along the lines of "well WBA did employ Pardew, it was always going to be a disaster hur hur hur" as if he's been widely accepted as being a complete fraud all along. These are people who were touting him for big jobs early in his Palace tenure.

[TRon]

That bastard Darren Moore is ruining any chance of Pardew getting back in the game in a hurry. Even tv pundits are taking the piss now. 

 

It pisses me off like, on every podcast I listen to, whenever Pardew comes up, the discussion is always along the lines of "well WBA did employ Pardew, it was always going to be a disaster hur hur hur" as if he's been widely accepted as being a complete fraud all along. These are people who were touting him for big jobs early in his Palace tenure.

 

Big jobs? They were talking about England. 

[Raconteur]

Pretty sure his PFM media buddies also touted him for Chelsea as well?

[morla84]

You know we want Alan to stay at the club for a very long time, but who knows what will happen?

 

If Real Madrid want Alan Pardew then I’m sure we wouldn’t stand in his way.

 

You know, everyone wants to get to the best point they can in their career, but at the moment I know Alan’s very happy here and he’s not thinking about anything else other than being here, we’re not thinking about anything else than him being here, and if something comes up because we’re very successful then what can we do about it?

 

We’d have to cross that bridge at the time.

[themanupstairs]

You know we want Alan to stay at the club for a very long time, but who knows what will happen?

 

If Real Madrid want Alan Pardew then I’m sure we wouldn’t stand in his way.

 

You know, everyone wants to get to the best point they can in their career, but at the moment I know Alan’s very happy here and he’s not thinking about anything else other than being here, we’re not thinking about anything else than him being here, and if something comes up because we’re very successful then what can we do about it?

 

We’d have to cross that bridge at the time.

 

Imagine sitting in your mam's kitchen, half-drunk warm pint in hand, staring out the window thinking about nothing else other than Pardew being there

[Disco]

Lovely write up - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/14/premier-league-2017-18-review-flop-of-the-season

[TheHoob]

Excellent 

 

“You see how quickly your profile can change in the Premier League, it changes dramatically,” said Pardew when he was appointed West Brom manager in November. “I look at Sean Dyche now, his profile is really high and he’s doing superbly, and mine isn’t at the moment. I’ve just walked into a club so I need to get my flag up the pole.” He proceeded to remove his flag entirely, then tear it into ribbons and burn it, producing ashes so radioactive the urn had to be lined with lead before he buried it extraordinarily deep in an astonishingly remote location. Eighteen games and eight points later it was almost – if not, given Pardew’s apparently brilliantly-honed chairman-seducing interview patter, entirely – certain that Pardew’s flag would never see the pole again.

[Odear]

Excellent 

 

“You see how quickly your profile can change in the Premier League, it changes dramatically,” said Pardew when he was appointed West Brom manager in November. “I look at Sean Dyche now, his profile is really high and he’s doing superbly, and mine isn’t at the moment. I’ve just walked into a club so I need to get my flag up the pole.” He proceeded to remove his flag entirely, then tear it into ribbons and burn it, producing ashes so radioactive the urn had to be lined with lead before he buried it extraordinarily deep in an astonishingly remote location. Eighteen games and eight points later it was almost – if not, given Pardew’s apparently brilliantly-honed chairman-seducing interview patter, entirely – certain that Pardew’s flag would never see the pole again.

 

Nailed it ?

[wormy]

Excellent 

 

“You see how quickly your profile can change in the Premier League, it changes dramatically,” said Pardew when he was appointed West Brom manager in November. “I look at Sean Dyche now, his profile is really high and he’s doing superbly, and mine isn’t at the moment. I’ve just walked into a club so I need to get my flag up the pole.” He proceeded to remove his flag entirely, then tear it into ribbons and burn it, producing ashes so radioactive the urn had to be lined with lead before he buried it extraordinarily deep in an astonishingly remote location. Eighteen games and eight points later it was almost – if not, given Pardew’s apparently brilliantly-honed chairman-seducing interview patter, entirely – certain that Pardew’s flag would never see the pole again.

 

Such a beautifully constructed sentence.

[rgk_lfc]

Mascherano on Rafa

 

"Benitez lifted me out of a dark hole 20 metres underground and put me up on a high," Mascherano said. "He is a great person and a teacher as a coach -- with him you can learn a lot, if that is what you really want."

 

Mascherano said he had stayed in touch with Benitez after both had left Anfield, but their current positions at Barca and Madrid meant they talked less currently. "Since we were at the same team we have remained in touch," he said. "Our relationship has not changed, although the situation is a bit more uncomfortable now. Someday I will leave Barca, or he will leave Madrid, and it will return to normal. We still talk now, but less often."

 

Guess which manager put Mascherano in the dark hole

 

"The likes of Hayden Mullins and Nigel Reo-Coker kept Mascherano out of the side and within six months he was gone to Liverpool, where he would play in the Champions League final and establish an outstanding partnership with Xabi Alonso. Speaking to Gazetta dello Sport the Barcelona defender was critical of Pardew, saying: “It was frustrating to join after a World Cup and have the manager ask what position I played but I continued to push forward for six months.”

 

 

[Unbelievable]

That last sentence man

[Mr Logic]

Mascherano on Rafa

 

"Benitez lifted me out of a dark hole 20 metres underground and put me up on a high," Mascherano said. "He is a great person and a teacher as a coach -- with him you can learn a lot, if that is what you really want."

 

Mascherano said he had stayed in touch with Benitez after both had left Anfield, but their current positions at Barca and Madrid meant they talked less currently. "Since we were at the same team we have remained in touch," he said. "Our relationship has not changed, although the situation is a bit more uncomfortable now. Someday I will leave Barca, or he will leave Madrid, and it will return to normal. We still talk now, but less often."

 

Guess which manager put Mascherano in the dark hole

 

"The likes of Hayden Mullins and Nigel Reo-Coker kept Mascherano out of the side and within six months he was gone to Liverpool, where he would play in the Champions League final and establish an outstanding partnership with Xabi Alonso. Speaking to Gazetta dello Sport the Barcelona defender was critical of Pardew, saying: “It was frustrating to join after a World Cup and have the manager ask what position I played but I continued to push forward for six months.”

 

The last sentence, fucking hell.