Johneddy Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 His Wembley Danceoff is the stuff of legends Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteV Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48383953 The king delivering a tactical masterclass & sharing his musings on, amongst other things, how he scouted Cabaye. I suggest alcohol or some other sedative is required before subjecting yourself to this Love how he constantly refers to him as 'Eden', like he's his best mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 He’s a known joke now tbf for many teams fans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Condescending dribble from footballs premier narcissistic charlatan. I am genuinely baffled as to why anyone would want his opinion as a football tactician. The fucking BBC man... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Condescending dribble from footballs premier narcissistic charlatan. I am genuinely baffled as to why anyone would want his opinion as a football tactician. The fucking BBC man... They love wasting our money, especially when it comes to football punditry. Wankers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Absolutely refuse to click on that article, don’t want the BBC giving him more column space Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Make way for the King. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Disappointing whenever this thread is bumped that he hasn't been killed by a snake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johneddy Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Disappointing whenever this thread is bumped that he hasn't been killed by a snake. Ooh matron Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Nah. I want him to be in the news found stuck in a shithole somewhere and was rescued in tears. Being killed by a snake would ruin the rest of that snake's life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 This cunt retired and on Strictly yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 whoever bumps this thread is a top cunt, fact. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 I used to love that cartoon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Nah, we don’t want him to die FFS. Best thing would be him being caught by the paparazzi doing something hilariously embarrassing. Like he’s caught naked in the bushes in a park with loads of fellas and they’re all wanking to pictures of Terry Venables. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Disappointing whenever this thread is bumped that he hasn't been killed by a snake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Jesus, Nees. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Seeing him humbled and having to make do with an average wage and pension for the rest of his life would way surpass him getting bitten by a snake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Disappointing whenever this thread is bumped that he hasn't been killed by a snake. I would only accept a Boa Constrictor as it would choke the life out of him. He would look up at me and ask for help and I'd say "knaa, your awful football dies here today with you" A Cobra would be wasting its venom on him unless it was helping the Boa Constrictor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Disappointing whenever this thread is bumped that he hasn't been killed by a snake. I would only accept a Boa Constrictor as it would choke the life out of him. He would look up at me and ask for help and I'd say "knaa, your awful football dies here today with you" A Cobra would be wasting its venom on him unless it was helping the Boa Constrictor. Or ‘try staying on your front foot’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Or ‘dance your way out of this you prick’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 This cunt retired and on Strictly yet? That's the last place we want him. He'll be ballero deep in some poor little Ukrainian dancer before Len can say "he can really foxtrot and he did finish 5th that time though didn't he? 7" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 This cunt retired and on Strictly yet? That's the last place we want him. He'll be ballero deep in some poor little Ukrainian dancer before Len can say "he can really foxtrot and he did finish that time though didn't he? 7" Ballero deep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Wishing him death is a bit harsh, but wouldn’t mind seeing him suffer a botched surgery like Lesley ash, him ruining his own face in the chase for extra vanity points. Would be poetic and well deserved. Would pretty much end his career and any chance we’d have to put up with him as well, no one would take him seriously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Disappointing whenever this thread is bumped that he hasn't been killed by a snake. I would only accept a Boa Constrictor as it would choke the life out of him. He would look up at me and ask for help and I'd say "knaa, your awful football dies here today with you" A Cobra would be wasting its venom on him unless it was helping the Boa Constrictor. Or ‘try staying on your front foot’ He might escape with a bit of magic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Boy Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Ashley is currently on the phone to Pards singing Take That's Back for good song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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