maze Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 rather have monger in the thread title Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope he goes to make a green tea but forgets he's only supposed to put hot water in and puts milk in as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope he buys some fish with his shopping, it falls under his car seat and he doesn't notice. In the middle of summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I hope he buys and android box that's not fully loaded and cant set it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I hope he says 'candyman' 3 times at a mirror for a bit of a giggle and then Gary Glitter climbs out of the mirror and brutally rapes and murders him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 These were funny at first. Not any more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 These were funny at first. Not any more. :lol: Original, I like it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I hope when he's out in London he's desperate for a shit and the only public bog open is a pay to use one, then he realises he has no change apart from a tenner and shits himself in public. Proper diahorrea dribbling down his leg and into his shoe and that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 These were funny at first. Not any more. http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/59814643.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I hope when he's out in London he's desperate for a shit and the only public bog open is a pay to use one, then he realises he has no change apart from a tenner and shits himself in public. Proper diahorrea dribbling down his leg and into his shoe and that. That's pretty crass really, but I couldn't help laughing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope he can't remember for sure if he locked his car door, and it puts a significant dampener on his day in town. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J is Justice Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope he gets invited to a pizza party, but nobody shows up, so he ends up taking all the pizza home and eating it, resulting in chronic constipation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 You hope that he eats loads of pizzas? That's the dream, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope he attempts surfing off Southend pier like this codge Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope... what's hope? He took hope away from us and sold him to Nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope... what's hope? He took hope away from us and sold him to Nice. That poster was some premonition for this thread it seems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I hope when he's out in London he's desperate for a s*** and the only public bog open is a pay to use one, then he realises he has no change apart from a tenner and s***s himself in public. Proper diahorrea dribbling down his leg and into his shoe and that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope his favourite shop was Woolworths and the rancid cunt has nowhere local to buy pic 'n' mix from now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I hope he writes a poor post on here and gets shot down by Greg. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope his favourite shop was Woolworths and the rancid cunt has nowhere local to buy pic 'n' mix from now. The Odeon, but now he has to pay double. Fuck him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope he has a completed McDonalds coffee loyalty card in his wallet but can't find it when he claims his free latte at a drive thru Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope he gave up on Radiohead after Pablo Honey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope his favourite shop was Woolworths and the rancid cunt has nowhere local to buy pic 'n' mix from now. The Odeon, but now he has to pay double. Fuck him. Wilkinsons m8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Wilko* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hope he gave up on Radiohead after Pablo Honey. Ouch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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