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Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew: "We've made errors for the goals but played well and it frustrates me to say that. It's daft mistakes which have cost us. I think we got carried away at 2-2 and over committed at a set play and it cost us.

 

"This defeat is a big blow for us because we have some tough games coming up. We're going to have be strong after the internbational break and get some results. We dominated and actually played some good football today.

 

"We don't look like a team that has lost four games, it's been fine margins. We need to cut out these mistakes, and get ourselves to a position where we can see out a game. We set the target of scoring two goals today and when you do that away from home you should be looking to take the points. Our position in the table is not a reflection of our performances but it is what it is."

 

 

b****** fans probably cheering them on too much

 

Is that from today? :lol:

 

Remember him saying something similar about the Newcastle fans getting too carried a way when Williamson scored near the end to put us 3-2 up against Palace (Warnock's first game as well iirc) and that was the reason they scored the 94th minute leveller. Absolute muppet.

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I love how nothing has changed and that we've been completely vindicated. Still the same purple patches with "I did this, I did that" in interviews, followed by horrible patches with "we did this, we did that" in interviews. Us and West Ham are basically North Haverbrook and Ogdenville.

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They're all calling for his head. [emoji38]

Link me, Cypher.

 

Just search his name on Twitter, they're raging. :smug:

 

This replies to this by Steve Brookstein off of X-Factor is worth reading. [emoji38]

 

Oh fucking hell, it's beautiful.

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Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew: "We've made errors for the goals but played well and it frustrates me to say that. It's daft mistakes which have cost us. I think we got carried away at 2-2 and over committed at a set play and it cost us.

 

"This defeat is a big blow for us because we have some tough games coming up. We're going to have be strong after the internbational break and get some results. We dominated and actually played some good football today.

 

"We don't look like a team that has lost four games, it's been fine margins. We need to cut out these mistakes, and get ourselves to a position where we can see out a game. We set the target of scoring two goals today and when you do that away from home you should be looking to take the points. Our position in the table is not a reflection of our performances but it is what it is."

 

 

b****** fans probably cheering them on too much

 

Is that from today? :lol:

 

Remember him saying something similar about the Newcastle fans getting too carried a way when Williamson scored near the end to put us 3-2 up against Palace (Warnock's first game as well iirc) and that was the reason they scored the 94th minute leveller. Absolute muppet.

 

Said the same when Lennon equalised for Spurs at SJP iirc.

 

"We took the lead and if it wasn't for exuberance at the end, trying to get a second and the crowd urging us on and all getting a little bit carried away, we would have a really big victory today."

 

Football365 sticking the boot in too:

 

http://www.football365.com/news/alan-pardews-excuses-the-longlist

http://www.football365.com/news/f365-says-pardew-left-pleading-for-palace-patience

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http://i.imgur.com/xhG4tde.png

 

:lol: absolutely wrecked m8

 

 

Is he taking the piss? :lol:

I fucking hope so:

 

http://i.imgur.com/oFAWlKy.png

 

:lol:

 

As funny as it is fans like that are the worst thing about football, just absolutely no logic behind anything they say. Even I'm fucking annoyed by the stupid cunt and I find the situation hilarious.

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Dan @Ardpalace

I am actually finding myself wanting us to be spanked now, just so it puts more pressure on Pardew.

 

Yep, we remember that feeling too. We're not 'stupid deluded geordies' now are we, you clueless Southern spunkrags. I still hope Palace go down, even if Pardew gets sacked.

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Dan @Ardpalace

I am actually finding myself wanting us to be spanked now, just so it puts more pressure on Pardew.

 

Yep, we remember that feeling too. We're not 'stupid deluded geordies' now are we, you clueless Southern spunkrags. I still hope Palace go down, even if Pardew gets sacked.

 

....and so the circle of life is complete :lol:

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Dan @Ardpalace

I am actually finding myself wanting us to be spanked now, just so it puts more pressure on Pardew.

 

Yep, we remember that feeling too. We're not 'stupid deluded geordies' now are we, you clueless Southern spunkrags. I still hope Palace go down, even if Pardew gets sacked.

 

It's barely been two years for them, it took us the best part of four before we finally turned publicly. Southern ingrates.

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Re the I/we thing, if a non-football fan listened to him after a defeat they'd think the manager was a powerless bystander with no influence/control over matters, and after a win they'd think the manager was as important as a car engine to an F1 driver.

 

Got bored halfway through writing that and also forgot to call him a CUNT, poor post.

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Dan @Ardpalace

I am actually finding myself wanting us to be spanked now, just so it puts more pressure on Pardew.

 

Yep, we remember that feeling too. We're not 'stupid deluded geordies' now are we, you clueless Southern spunkrags. I still hope Palace go down, even if Pardew gets sacked.

 

:thup:

 

They can go fuck themselves.

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Dan @Ardpalace

I am actually finding myself wanting us to be spanked now, just so it puts more pressure on Pardew.

 

Yep, we remember that feeling too. We're not 'stupid deluded geordies' now are we, you clueless Southern spunkrags. I still hope Palace go down, even if Pardew gets sacked.

 

:thup:

 

They can go fuck themselves.

 

:thup:

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They're all calling for his head. [emoji38]

Link me, Cypher.

 

Just search his name on Twitter, they're raging. :smug:

 

This replies to this by Steve Brookstein off of X-Factor is worth reading. [emoji38]

 

Oh f***ing hell, it's beautiful.

 

Glorious. Just glorious.

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Dan @Ardpalace

I am actually finding myself wanting us to be spanked now, just so it puts more pressure on Pardew.

 

Yep, we remember that feeling too. We're not 'stupid deluded geordies' now are we, you clueless Southern spunkrags. I still hope Palace go down, even if Pardew gets sacked.

 

I find myself getting slightly triggered.

 

I hope they get the odd win here and there so Pardew keeps his job but can still get them relegated.

 

I swear he has some voodoo going on, I have no idea how he lasted so long here and at Palace.

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Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew: "We've made errors for the goals but played well and it frustrates me to say that. It's daft mistakes which have cost us. I think we got carried away at 2-2 and over committed at a set play and it cost us.

 

"This defeat is a big blow for us because we have some tough games coming up. We're going to have be strong after the internbational break and get some results. We dominated and actually played some good football today.

 

"We don't look like a team that has lost four games, it's been fine margins. We need to cut out these mistakes, and get ourselves to a position where we can see out a game. We set the target of scoring two goals today and when you do that away from home you should be looking to take the points. Our position in the table is not a reflection of our performances but it is what it is."

 

 

b****** fans probably cheering them on too much

 

Is that from today? :lol:

 

Remember him saying something similar about the Newcastle fans getting too carried a way when Williamson scored near the end to put us 3-2 up against Palace (Warnock's first game as well iirc) and that was the reason they scored the 94th minute leveller. Absolute muppet.

 

Said the same when Lennon equalised for Spurs at SJP iirc.

 

"We took the lead and if it wasn't for exuberance at the end, trying to get a second and the crowd urging us on and all getting a little bit carried away, we would have a really big victory today."

 

Football365 sticking the boot in too:

 

http://www.football365.com/news/alan-pardews-excuses-the-longlist

http://www.football365.com/news/f365-says-pardew-left-pleading-for-palace-patience

 

“I think it is quiet – whether we’re all enthralled by what’s happening with the Olympics I don’t know”

 

it's easy to forget just how incredible this guy is :lol:

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