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So glad its West Brom he's taking down, they are such a nothing club, and just exist to maintain the status quo and keep on the Premier League gravy train.

 

Since they got promoted they've finished in 11th on 47 points, 10th on 47 points, 8th on 49 points, 17th on 36 points, 13th on 44 points, 14th on 43 points and 10th on 45 points, such mediocrity. :lol:

 

If you exclude our 5th season it probably averages better than 7 of our last PL seasons. I can't remember the last time we finished comfortably around 50 points in multiple seasons.

 

Also that 8th or 10th place finish for Brom will be the time we blew a 3-0 lead to a Tchoyi hattrick.

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At this current moment under Ashley yes we are, do you disagree?

 

On the positive side if Ashley fucks off we can easily be something much more than that again, Stoke and West Brom on the other hand..

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That's pretty similar to Stoke isn't it?

 

Both been better or similar to us under Ashley.

 

Incredibly West Brom's average points per season since Ashley arrived is even worse than ours, Stoke slightly better though.

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My post was merely an extension of thought revolving around the irony of an NUFC fan calling other teams "nothing clubs" when we are 10+ years deep in copious amounts of shit.

 

I think you are missing the distinction between where a club is and where are club should be. We have been underachieving, where as Stoke and West Brom have been hitting about their level.

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West Brom are the classic example of a yo-yo club who've often found themselves not quite able to stay in the PL. To their credit, they are yet to fall and keep falling, and have succeeded in the Championship when they've found themselves down there. Obviously this is exactly what we too have become under Ashley. That's why he should get pelters in the national press. We were an established PL club before he arrived.

 

It is true that we differ to West Brom in being a fallen giant, but so are Leeds and Villa. Ashley's mismanagement means that this matters less than it should, because the large crowds we get are offset by our poor commercial revenue. Ashley has lessened the club not just in its league position.

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Wonder what it was about the "I live for myself and I answer to nobody" quote that resonated so much?

 

He loves the lime light, loves it but does nothing to justify it.  The bloke is stealing a living out of clubs.

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http://www.football365.com/news/premier-league-winners-and-losers-95

 

 

Alan Pardew

 

Pardew’s greatest trick is making you believe that this West Brom situation was already a lost cause when he arrived. Such is his emphatic under-performance since joining the club, you might assume that three-quarters of the ship was already underwater, and the rest was sinking fast.

 

That’s actually completely untrue. Pardew was appointed on November 29 with West Brom outside the relegation zone and with 24 league games remaining in their season. The greatest damnation of his reign is that the three clubs below West Brom and in the bottom three on November 29 are all now outside it.

 

Pardew was supposed to transform the mood, and on that score he can at least claim success: Under Tony Pulis, monotony and tedium reigned; now the only talk is of disaster.

 

Pardew’s record of eight points from a possible 51 is sensationally bad. This is the realm of the over-promoted and inexperienced, the Terry Connors, Ricky Sbragias and Steve Wigleys of this unforgiving world. Pardew has won one of his 17 league matches. Pitiful.

 

Pardew’s biggest failure lies in his inability to maintain morale even when West Brom have taken a step in the right direction. His entire managerial ethos surrounds the generating and cherishing of high team spirit, but that has been absent.

 

Take the lead against Leicester; lose. Take the lead against Bournemouth; lose. Take the lead against Southampton; lose. Take the lead against West Ham; lose. In their last 10 league games, Pardew’s West Brom have scored the first goal of the game six times and yet somehow managed to take just four points from those games. That’s relegation confirmed in one statistic.

 

Pardew has now won seven of his last 55 Premier League matches with two different clubs. He should now be finished as a Premier League manager, and would be were it not for the unfathomable lingering goodwill that comes with ‘knowing the league’. A plea to owners of struggling Premier League clubs in this and any other season: experience of failure is less useful that inexperience.

 

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That’s an amazing read and should be pinned to the desk of every chairman’s desk even contemplating hiring the cunt of a fraud.

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Comes at something when we are all surprised/pleased when we read an article stating the obvious.

 

It's just a shame the rest of the southern press hasn't caught up.

 

Even at the weekend Charlie Nicholas said he felt sorry for Pardew. The mind boggles.

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Oh and Pardew is a c***, and that 365 stat about scoring first in six out of ten games but only getting one win and a draw is shocking even for him.

 

We should make a concerted effort to get a journo to ask him about this stat in his next presser

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That’s an amazing read and should be pinned to the desk of every chairman’s desk even contemplating hiring the c*** of a fraud.

 

It’s more enjoyable when he’s employed though right?

 

Nah, no club deserves this cuntbag as manager.

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That’s an amazing read and should be pinned to the desk of every chairman’s desk even contemplating hiring the c*** of a fraud.

 

It’s more enjoyable when he’s employed though right?

 

Nah, no club deserves this cuntbag as manager.

 

Oh I can think of one.... I can think of one.

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That’s an amazing read and should be pinned to the desk of every chairman’s desk even contemplating hiring the cunt of a fraud.

 

Not at all, any chairman who is so clueless about football that he thinks hiring Pards is a good idea, deserves everything he gets.

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That’s an amazing read and should be pinned to the desk of every chairman’s desk even contemplating hiring the c*** of a fraud.

 

Not at all, any chairman who is so clueless about football that he thinks hiring Pards is a good idea, deserves everything he gets.

 

No one deserves Pardew (even the mackems) and we all know most chairmen are clueless by default.

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