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LoveItIfWeBeatU

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To be fair, the Mackem sells his soul to the Devil to get 6 wins against NUFC. Sounds like he agrees to get bummed or something in order for Sunderland to win a cup: - "What John doesn’t anticipate is the devil’s work he must do to get the things he so desperately wants"

 

Six In A Row. The hotly anticipated book from acclaimed ALS writer Chris Thompson.

 

Would you sell your soul to see the Lads beat Newcastle?

 

John Foster is a jaded Sunderland supporter with a negative attitude and a surly disposition. After seeing his side beaten 5-1 by their nearest rivals, John unwittingly makes a deal with the devil. In exchange for his soul, Sunderland will beat Newcastle six times in a row. What John doesn’t anticipate is the devil’s work he must do to get the things he so desperately wants, especially when Sunderland reach their first cup final for 22 years…

 

This black comedy, set in Sunderland, tells the tale of SAFC’s six heroic victories over Newcastle United from the perspective of one hapless Mackem. And how the unrelenting madness at the club, on and off the pitch, perfectly mirrors his own tumultuous life.

 

Relive Sunderland's six historic in this extensive and detailed book. The record-breaking victories over Newcastle. The goals, the chants, the dirty knees, and the horse punching.

 

Six In A Row is a fictional tale based on real life events

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To be fair, the Mackem sells his soul to the Devil to get 6 wins against NUFC. Sounds like he agrees to get bummed or something in order for Sunderland to win a cup: - "What John doesn’t anticipate is the devil’s work he must do to get the things he so desperately wants"

 

Six In A Row. The hotly anticipated book from acclaimed ALS writer Chris Thompson.

 

Would you sell your soul to see the Lads beat Newcastle?

 

John Foster is a jaded Sunderland supporter with a negative attitude and a surly disposition. After seeing his side beaten 5-1 by their nearest rivals, John unwittingly makes a deal with the devil. In exchange for his soul, Sunderland will beat Newcastle six times in a row. What John doesn’t anticipate is the devil’s work he must do to get the things he so desperately wants, especially when Sunderland reach their first cup final for 22 years…

 

This black comedy, set in Sunderland, tells the tale of SAFC’s six heroic victories over Newcastle United from the perspective of one hapless Mackem. And how the unrelenting madness at the club, on and off the pitch, perfectly mirrors his own tumultuous life.

 

Relive Sunderland's six historic in this extensive and detailed book. The record-breaking victories over Newcastle. The goals, the chants, the dirty knees, and the horse punching.

 

Six In A Row is a fictional tale based on real life events

 

Bless them man. :lol:

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My ambition - for Scotland to become an independent, forward thinking, inclusive member of a growing EU, and for my team to get promoted with one of the finest managers the modern game has seen and build from there.

 

Your ambition - To have an inward looking, monocultural, isolated 'city', which looks slightly less sh*t than Cumbernauld, and to scrape survival with the bare minimum effort starting some time in April.

 

Tomato, Tomarto.

 

 

And 'Scotch'? Grow up.

 

You live in a country which has piggy-backed on English wealth and ingenuity for centuries and you support a team which hasn't won anything for almost half a century. Ambition? You also have the worst owner I can remember in the North East considering how wealthy he is. Pot and kettle mate.

 

Slightly off topic but us English have been banging on about the EU for decades. We get a vote and BANG! we're gone. You lot have been bleating on about the English for even longer, you get a vote and you bottle it. Does us a favour down here, have another referendum ASAP and just go. Enjoy being in the Eurozone and trying to pay off your share of the debt.

 

:anguish:

 

Piggy backed off English wealth and ingenuity? That'll be all the wealth and ingenuity spilling out of the open mouths of people living in Wearside then?

 

Are you the Meytric Martah? Or just the Meytric Martah's Marra?

 

Isn't Scotland the main money maker these days anyways with their oil? And the reason they remained within the union was because of the promise of better EU relations as the UK rather than as a single country?

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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/09/agent-sunderland-newcastle-derby-fans-t-shirt?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

Sunderland players talked out of provocative derby T-shirt, book claims

• Team said to have asked for T-shirt showing black cat tearing apart a magpie

• Former football agent Jon Smith makes claims in new book

 

:lol: absolute fiction from start to finish that, man!!

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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/09/agent-sunderland-newcastle-derby-fans-t-shirt?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

Sunderland players talked out of provocative derby T-shirt, book claims

• Team said to have asked for T-shirt showing black cat tearing apart a magpie

• Former football agent Jon Smith makes claims in new book

 

I heard our lot had t-shirts of a magpie finger-banging a black cat kitten in a car park

 

Piggy backed off English wealth and ingenuity? That'll be all the wealth and ingenuity spilling out of the open mouths of people living in Wearside then?

 

Are you the Meytric Martah? Or just the Meytric Martah's Marra?

 

Isn't Scotland the main money maker these days anyways with their oil? And the reason they remained within the union was because of the promise of better EU relations as the UK rather than as a single country?

 

Ugh, can we not dig this up again....Brexit won, They had their referendum and like the EU's very own stain remover "BANG! They're gone". Stray Mackem and his chums got their country back, sovereignty, Australia based points system, NHS, 350 million a week, strict border control (except Ireland obnobv) and we're all sick of 'experts' and sunderland's flying the end.

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The book is based on a mackem meeting the devil and is granted a wish in return for his soul and the first and best thing he can come up with is to beat us 6 times.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Not basic literacy and numeracy then? Or not having to live in a shithole?

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Their club record signing ( Dong or something ? ) was on the CDG to Newcastle International flight yesterday afternoon. What a clip he was too!

 

Oh and unlike he was travelling from France to any other EU country, he had to go through passport control. What Strange and his his mackem brexiteer buddies probably didn't realise is we always retained control of our borders by not signing up to Schengen.

So they may well have voted to lose their biggest employer and economic driver in order to get back the border control we always had anyway  :idiot2:

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To be fair, the Mackem sells his soul to the Devil to get 6 wins against NUFC. Sounds like he agrees to get bummed or something in order for Sunderland to win a cup: - "What John doesn’t anticipate is the devil’s work he must do to get the things he so desperately wants"

 

Six In A Row. The hotly anticipated book from acclaimed ALS writer Chris Thompson.

 

Would you sell your soul to see the Lads beat Newcastle?

 

John Foster is a jaded Sunderland supporter with a negative attitude and a surly disposition. After seeing his side beaten 5-1 by their nearest rivals, John unwittingly makes a deal with the devil. In exchange for his soul, Sunderland will beat Newcastle six times in a row. What John doesn’t anticipate is the devil’s work he must do to get the things he so desperately wants, especially when Sunderland reach their first cup final for 22 years…

 

This black comedy, set in Sunderland, tells the tale of SAFC’s six heroic victories over Newcastle United from the perspective of one hapless Mackem. And how the unrelenting madness at the club, on and off the pitch, perfectly mirrors his own tumultuous life.

 

Relive Sunderland's six historic in this extensive and detailed book. The record-breaking victories over Newcastle. The goals, the chants, the dirty knees, and the horse punching.

 

Six In A Row is a fictional tale based on real life events

 

Basically it's just a chapter from Titus Bramble's autobiography, then?

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Their club record signing ( Dong or something ? ) was on the CDG to Newcastle International flight yesterday afternoon. What a clip he was too!

 

Oh and unlike he was travelling from France to any other EU country, he had to go through passport control. What Strange and his his mackem brexiteer buddies probably didn't realise is we always retained control of our borders by not signing up to Schengen.

So they may well have voted to lose their biggest employer and economic driver in order to get back the border control we always had anyway  :idiot2:

 

But when the mackems talk about border controls they mean not allowing any foreigners in at all, rather than having the power to check passports.

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