Superior Acuña Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 "I'd rather it be that [a piss] then having a s*** on the seat. But I'd rather it be nothing at all. "I think I must have been so drunk I thought I was on the toilet. That's the only thing I can think of. I wouldn't have done it for no reason." :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 What a MADLAD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 "I'd rather it be that [a p*ss] then having a s*** on the seat. But I'd rather it be nothing at all. "I think I must have been so drunk I thought I was on the toilet. That's the only thing I can think of. I wouldn't have done it for no reason." :lol: What a quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Sacrilege to have 2 advent calendars, like. If it's about eating more chocolate, you just pop to the shop for a Dairy Milk - Galaxy if you're feeling fancy. But advent calendars aren't about getting stuffed on chocolate, they're traditional. Two pisses that day - one on the seat, one on tradition. Throw the key at him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Dude's going to have to learn some SEO techniques So true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Had two chocolates from his advent calendar in one day. Greedy cunt. ;D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedyan Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 So what is the likely outcome for this defecating artist? Some sort of a ban? Forced mental help? I mean, it is astoundingly funny on one hand, but at the same time it does reek of someone who is in dire need of help. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 The shit hit the fan for him yesterday. Suspended from work apparently. I think it said that he was expecting a ban. Why should he get off with that. Make him go to every game home and away. That’ll be perfect bushmeat for the little scrote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandy Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Is it true that we have now won/lost the same amount of games against this lot? I thought that we were still two wins ahead but a few websites say it's 53 wins each. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Is it true that we have now won/lost the same amount of games against this lot? I thought that we were still two wins ahead but a few websites say it's 53 wins each. 53 wins for us, 51 wins for them, 49 draws. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandy Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Is it true that we have now won/lost the same amount of games against this lot? I thought that we were still two wins ahead but a few websites say it's 53 wins each. 53 wins for us, 51 wins for them, 49 draws. Thats what I thought but Wiki (yeah, I know) and another site say differently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyne%E2%80%93Wear_derby https://www.11v11.com/teams/sunderland/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/Newcastle%20United/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Is it true that we have now won/lost the same amount of games against this lot? I thought that we were still two wins ahead but a few websites say it's 53 wins each. 53 wins for us, 51 wins for them, 49 draws. Thats what I thought but Wiki (yeah, I know) and another site say differently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyne%E2%80%93Wear_derby https://www.11v11.com/teams/sunderland/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/Newcastle%20United/ I'd go with Nufc.com over the likes of Wiki any day of the week. They've archived every single NUFC match in the clubs history and pride themselves on being deadly accurate with statistics whereas anyone can just go in and edit Wikipedia. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Rafa thread 4853836! The usual bitter plebs all over it! https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-long-can-rafa-last.1405980/ Top of the board and 21 pages so far! https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-long-can-rafa-last.1405980/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Football friends marra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Real Marra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 'classy' Always with this shite. Nothing classy about whipping your strides down and pissing on your seat in the stands tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Love how he states he 'now' hopes they win the Champions league. Before they wrote to his son, he must have wanted the ****s to get beat! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Football friends marra Can't wait for the merged friendship badge and 50-50 scarves. 'El Friendly Cuppo' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Real are massive lads fans and hate the mags marra! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Real are massive lads fans and hate the mags marra! VI would be chuffed with that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/when-newcastle-nearly-won-the-league.1406648/ Why do they randomly just think of us and put shite threads like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 What's this myth about our fans "spat at Sir Bobby Robson"? What the fuck? Do they literally make up shite to comfort themselves? Weird cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/when-newcastle-nearly-won-the-league.1406648/ Why do they randomly just think of us and put s**** threads like that. It's just so weird how a clubs football fans just has their local rivals on the brain literally 24/7. Everything is about us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Imagine if we had a "When Yaya Toure smashed one in from 30 yards at Wembo" thread. They're weird man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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