Chicken Dancer Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Lovely kid, shite at football. No serious team in the Premier League would be starting Jacob Murphy in 2026. He’s crap. Didn’t he sign a sneaky new deal as well? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pubteam Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 15 hours ago, Ronson333 said: That’s beyond embarrassing. I feel sorry for players like Thiaw and Hall who always put a shift in no matter what. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Captain last week, dropped this week, comes on & watched the lad run past him to create the winner whilst walking back howay lad ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donut Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Yeah but he's part of the ---LEADERSHIP--- group and can crack jokes. He also played pool with Dan Burn in a Adidas advert so yeah unfortunately he has to play. Fuck right off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pubteam Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 5 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said: Captain last week, dropped this week, comes on & watched the lad run past him to create the winner whilst walking back howay lad ffs Just like the entire midfield watched him at the start of his run. Maybe Liverpool might take him To link up with Isak. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Fading as fast as the manager who made him. Time to move on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Legs have completely gone. Anybody see the poor little bastard trying to sprint when he came on? Like he was running through treacle. Completely and utterly FINISHED. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Plays like he’s on loan from MK Dons Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Gave him a new contract when he really needs the Old Yeller treatment. Another Miggy where a purple patch playing alongside a top level forward has covered for a very average player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keggy_Keagal Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 (edited) https://x.com/i/status/2045793683442630885https://x.com/i/status/2045793683442630885 look at the side and particularly Murphy here. It's his man and the fucker jogs back like he's realised the bus won't get to the stop as fast as he thought because it's at the lights . Edited April 19 by Keggy_Keagal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 He knows that Bruno is half-fit there, it's his man to track. He was just happy to pass the responsibility on. What a leader. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 (edited) He's done. I'm his biggest fan but wingers don't go past 30 well. Especially ones who relied on work ethic and legs Edited April 19 by La Parka Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Finished captain. Take 10 mill Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 29 minutes ago, Keggy_Keagal said: https://x.com/i/status/2045793683442630885https://x.com/i/status/2045793683442630885 look at the side and particularly Murphy here. It's his man and the fucker jogs back like he's realised the bus won't get to the stop as fast as he thought because it's at the lights . He'd only just come on and so you'd think he'd have more energy to get back. Couldn't even scream at one of his team mates to pick the guy up as he was lagging behind. If he had done maybe Tonali does a better job of covering for him, even though he should have seen the danger anyway. Funnily enough, he did the exact same thing against Palace in the last game. Dived in and missed a tackle higher up the pitch and jogged back while Mitchell, who he should have been tracking, got into the box and lashed it across goal for Maeteta to score. He is infuriating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 He's back to the player he was in his first few seasons for us, shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEFAFWISP Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 He's not a leader. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 (edited) 1 hour ago, Keggy_Keagal said: https://x.com/i/status/2045793683442630885https://x.com/i/status/2045793683442630885 look at the side and particularly Murphy here. It's his man and the fucker jogs back like he's realised the bus won't get to the stop as fast as he thought because it's at the lights . I've watched this a few times out of rage and disgust and I can't get over how casually he reacts to what is happening Once I got over that ... what a pattern of play that was from Bournemouth. They absolutely destroyed us with that passing and movement. My God. Absolutely filled with envy at that football. Other points I picked up ... Trippier spots the problem early and is screaming about Truffert being allowed to run forward without being picked up and Murphy doesn't react still. Felt so sad for Thiaw in this move, who is having to stop multiple players. Manages to slow down Truffert and force the ball wide to Tavernier initially, while then recovering to try and block the cross. All for nowt because of the lack of effort from others. So tough to watch. Edited April 19 by KaKa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Disgraceful for their winner - captain last week?! Mental! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 He’s a shit footballer and always has been. He/Howe performed miracles getting a productive season in the PL out of him. Fair play to them both but he’s always been fundamentally crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyc35i Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 He’s another player that should be sold this summer and replaced with a new starter. Elanga can continue to do the backup role as he won’t be sold without a massive loss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 I had a right laugh mind when he mis-controlled the ball past one Bournemouth player only to do the exact same thing to the next Bournemouth player. It reminded me of Boris Johnson playing football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki679 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 On 19/04/2026 at 19:09, KaKa said: I've watched this a few times out of rage and disgust and I can't get over how casually he reacts to what is happening Once I got over that ... what a pattern of play that was from Bournemouth. They absolutely destroyed us with that passing and movement. My God. Absolutely filled with envy at that football. Other points I picked up ... Trippier spots the problem early and is screaming about Truffert being allowed to run forward without being picked up and Murphy doesn't react still. Felt so sad for Thiaw in this move, who is having to stop multiple players. Manages to slow down Truffert and force the ball wide to Tavernier initially, while then recovering to try and block the cross. All for nowt because of the lack of effort from others. So tough to watch. Trippier wasn't exactly busting a gut to get back either, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 indicative of our malaise that he's still involved really, squad is full of cobwebs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Couldn't tell he was playing in the first half because he was hiding behind Miley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Since when did he get so slow? i swear he was much faster last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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