Guest alijmitchell Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif Fucking tremendous! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 What a glorious fan fiction to wake up to. What page will the eroticism start? It started five pages ago imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif glorious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 ‘This I stif’ Creased Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Fucking hell, what madness is this? FWIW, the fella I know in the UAE was told they would be back in at the end of the season, regardless of which division we were in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 I think Stifler should be applauded for putting this out there even knowing the inevitable brutality that would ensue. Dude just picked up a bloody steak and shoved his hand into a piranha tank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, f*** it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif Bwahahaha! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Poor stifler. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Imagine if she’s put off buying us now though. Only one person to blame. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Hand on heart though, I love this place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Well, this Sunday morning has taken a turn for the bizarre. :: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Can imagine Stifler is the sort to write letters to convicted murderers to try and form some sort of freindship like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Oh he’s defo a prison pen pal kinda guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Stiffy, just show some evidence. Anything at all that backs up what you are saying. Nobody is going to believe you, unless you do that? What good would any of that do? If I sent you guys a copy of the letter I wrote it doesn’t prove that I sent it or even got a response. If I sent you guys a call log, as someone has already said it’s easy to claim that I changed the name from someone else who called me. I’m obviously not going to give you guys her number to contact her either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 So I start this glorious Wrestlemania morning with both amusement and hope. A positively delightful start to my day. This place is just wonderful! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Oh he’s defo a prison pen pal kinda guy. Defo not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Not even lying. Wrote to her after Ashley’s hissy fit and Caulkins interview. Explained to her ideas that I had regarding how people interact and consume content is changing and opportunities and how this opens up opportunities for NUFC in future. Also said how important a takeover and retaining Rafa is to the club. I finished by saying that if she wanted more input from a fan or more ideas then to get in contact. I was expecting to get the phone call, but she rang and apparently is engaged with a couple of supporters trusts as well. I bet your mates with Mark Zuckerberg too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 https://imgur.com/gallery/g7HhO It doesn’t prove that she rang me back but it proves the letter was sent. Fuck you guys, last time I try to give you positive info. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 https://imgur.com/gallery/g7HhO It doesn’t prove that she rang me back but it proves the letter was sent. Fuck you guys, last time I try to give you positive info. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Stifler, please stop doing this to yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 You know what, I’m not going to be able to prove that she called me without compromising her number, which not something I’m going to do. I have atleast proven that I sent the letter. Some people may call me mad for doing that, and fair enough. The odds on me getting a direct response was always going to be slim, but it happened. At the end of day you can all call me a bullshitter over if she called me or not, but one thing you can’t do is say that I say back and did nothing to get that fat bastard out of our club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Creased at Wazza and Troll. Outstanding work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 There I was, centre court. I wasn't even seeded! Googled this with quotations to see where it was from and the first link (to a twitter account) is basically the lass you Fast Show, I'm pretty sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 There I was, centre court. I wasn't even seeded! :lol: Chuck Norris wants what? Woodchip? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Quite a ride these last few pages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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