Twinport53 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Stifler has PMd me and said it's all a joke. As if someone like Stifler would make contact with a no mark like you. Send me your front door CCTV film or it didn't happen. Watch your letterbox scrub. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakey jake Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Is there anything happening besides mandy doing her best joker impression? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 These last five pages ffs. Imagine finally cutting ties with the owner who put credence in Joe Kinnear's opinions and he gets replaced by an owner who rings Stifler up to bounce ideas off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 If the numbers that they came out with when Ashley broke of talks are true, I would be surprised if they can't push through this purchase unless some of their backers have backed out. They were pretty much there, just the sticking point of the relegation clause. As long as Ashley doesn't move the goalposts surely they'll want to get this done asap, as the competition will grow as we go into the close season as a PL club, if we finish top 10 honestly 350 million will look like a steal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Your long answer was shorter than your short answer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 These last five pages ffs. Imagine finally cutting ties with the owner who put credence in Joe Kinnear's opinions and he gets replaced by an owner who rings Stifler up to bounce ideas off. This club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Stifler has PMd me and said it's all a joke. No I never. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Stiffy, just show some evidence. Anything at all that backs up what you are saying. Nobody is going to believe you, unless you do that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Woke up to this. Fuck a duck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Well this thread has made my morning, pissing myself laughing here The whole Stifler ITK thing is weirdly believeable, just can't see why someone would go to such lengths to make that kind of shit up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 I hope it is. Some portions of continent size humble pie will be needed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Stif could you try writing to Mike Ashley, I'd like to know his thoughts atm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Stiffy for chairman in the new regime? The new Lee Charnley? Love it that he was the first person she called after her lawyers telling them to do the deal "fuck the NDA, forget George Caulkin, I must ring Stiffler again and let him know" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Sorry for going off topic, but Stifler could you give me a detailed list of exactly everything you eat and drink, even if it includes Lego and sand. I want the same! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Her modus operandi does seem that have been to respond to fan groups privately and also to individuals who have offered her some unique and interesting/intelligent advice. But I had presumed she wanted this to stay private which is why I never disclosed her response to me on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 'I'm Tardicus!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Just checked skybet for the odds on who was on the call. Evens - no one 9/4 - Stiflers mam 2/1 - Stiflers nurse 25/1 - Jill 33/1 - Alan Curbishly 100/1 - Joe Kinnear putting on a high pitch voice 10000/1 - Amanda Fucking Staveley I’ve hoyed my house on Amanda. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 There I was, sitting in my 1997 Colback shirt and I decided, you know who would appreciate my advice? A successful business women with high brow connections. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 What a glorious fan fiction to wake up to. What page will the eroticism start? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 There I was, centre court. I wasn't even seeded! Googled this with quotations to see where it was from and the first link (to a twitter account) is basically the lass you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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