Optimistic Nut Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/ooof-ya-f-a.1435689/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Taking approx. 2 mins per seat without any mishaps and with a target of changing 10k seats they are looking at 333k man hours. Did you skip maths entirely, or did you just not pay attention? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Taking approx. 2 mins per seat without any mishaps and with a target of changing 10k seats they are looking at 333k man hours. Did you skip maths entirely, or did you just not pay attention? Care to explain? I make it as follows: 10,000 seats x 2 mins = 20,000 minutes 20,000 minutes / number of minutes in an hour = 333 hours. Oh, I see what I did, yup... I am thick! I could go back and edit but, hey it is a stray "K" what can you do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 I wonder if: A) They vet whether you're a Sunderland fan before you start doing this B) If it's possible to install the seats backwards Just curious.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 I wonder if: A) They vet whether you're a Sunderland fan before you start doing this B) If it's possible to install the seats backwards Just curious.... Of course you could install the back of the seat backwards I'd imagine you just swivel it and bolt it on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 I wonder if: A) They vet whether you're a Sunderland fan before you start doing this B) If it's possible to install the seats backwards Just curious.... I wuz there when 89000 mags came to change our seats marra. Four of uz and The Don held them off the gates marra. The small minded cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Health and safety inspector in peace here. Looking forward to sampling some top notch Don burgers and watching you all do an amazing job skillfully setting up the new seats. I much prefer inspecting here than at that shithole up the road too, to be here amongst all the MLFs, carrier bags and dogs in prams, is something to behold. I am not even going to charge a fee as I know how much you love being debt free. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Health and safety inspector in peace here. Looking forward to sampling some top notch Don burgers and watching you all do an amazing job skillfully setting up the new seats. I much prefer inspecting here than at that shithole up the road too, to be here amongst all the MLFs, carrier bags and dogs in prams, is something to behold. I am not even going to charge a fee as I know how much you love being debt free. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Best bit is if anyone puts in a wonky seat they'll be ousted as a mag and fists will be flying. Going to be carnage this. Hope Netflix got a second series. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 You can buy a tool that will take them nuts off in seconds and then re bolt them in seconds. Surely they can’t allow fans to replace the seats and if they do every single seat will need inspected for health and safety reason no? fair play replacing the seats, but getting fans to do it man Cheap skates and a cynical ploy to ingratiate themselves with fans further which is false as fook because all they want is some free labour. It’s very small time as well, imagine if that happened at SJP they would fly a plane over with the words lol and ftm or something. I say we call them small-time mackem bastards from now on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Errggh! Just watching something about Peter Sutcliffe and they are replaying the Wearside Jack audio (what a sad excuse for a human btw) with the voiceover “with a distinct Sunderland, or Geordie, accent... Police were advised to exclude anyone who did not have a Geordie accent.” Had a visceral disgust reaction. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 That latest signing is proof they’re at the lowest point in their history no matter how they dress things up. A forward/winger who scored twice as his team went down to League Two and whose fans are pleased to be rid of. We’ve never ever been in that boat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 That latest signing is proof they’re at the lowest point in their history no matter how they dress things up. A forward/winger who scored twice as his team went down to League Two and whose fans are pleased to be rid of. We’ve never ever been in that boat. To be fair though, they've at least managed to sign someone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 That latest signing is proof they’re at the lowest point in their history no matter how they dress things up. A forward/winger who scored twice as his team went down to League Two and whose fans are pleased to be rid of. We’ve never ever been in that boat. I'm pretty sure they'll change a few facts and gloss over certain things and he'll be classed as a great signing. Until they realise how shite he is and then turn on him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Surely this is a pisstake giving out instructions on how to replace the pink seats. Good God imagine the hordes of retards and fat ugly bitches doing this all in aid of a free sandwich and drink https://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2018/june/turn-the-sol-red-and-white wait this is real? hot fuck btw that press release sounds like a tory party minister at the moment - "we are fulfilling our promise to replace these colourful items" while everything else around them crumbles and burns through their own incompetence Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 http://i.imgur.com/O3kyCnX.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Is this legal? what happens is a seat collapses and someone is hurt? "There was a YouTube video, your honour" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Health and safety inspector in peace Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 http://i.imgur.com/O3kyCnX.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 http://i.imgur.com/O3kyCnX.jpg Tweet it to The Don Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 "Sunderland AFC’s Stadium of Light is to undergo a face-lift next month, as the club’s new owners fulfil their promise to replace the stadium’s faded seats." Next lines "hey you lot, come do it for free for us" The video explaining how nuts and bolts work ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 What happens with the seat numbers? Do those plates not need screwed on? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Why didn't Short just give them away to someone from Gateshead or Spennymoor or South Shields ? Why did they have to go all the way to Hampshire to find a non league joker to make fools of them ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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