Fabian Schär

[TRon]

7 minutes ago, nemtizz said:

Name a sexier CB in terms of looks and playstyle.

 

He only seems to score belters. It's like he's saying if I look this good, then the goals have got to be a bit special too.

[xLiaaamx]

Same goal he scored against Burnley innit? 

[Mazzy]

Just now, xLiaaamx said:

Same goal he scored against Burnley innit? 

 

Same angle but closer to goal I think

[The Butcher]

 

[nufc123]

Scary stuff

[Newcastle Fan]

What a wonderful performance today, the guy is just class.

[Skeletor]

4 minutes ago, The Butcher said:

 

 

It's like a glitch in the matrix.

[Zero]

He came as an unknown but will leave as a hero we will miss for long.

[Vinny Green Balls]

Just highlights the masterclass in dipshittery that Bruce put on by benching this guy.

[NEEJ]

22 minutes ago, Zero said:

He came as an unknown but will leave as a hero we will miss for long.

We won't miss him all that much because we'll actually replace him. 

[Weezertron]

Man, to have back those years Bruce wasted with this golden god. Still only 30 but to have him now at 27. We’d be sorted for the next 5 years. 

 

In fact, give me Lejeune back while you’re at it. 
 

Proper boils my piss. 

 

[pubteam]

44 minutes ago, The Butcher said:

 

 Time for another.

 

 

Edited August 6, 2022 by pubteam

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

2 hours ago, joeyt said:

Are you watching Steve Bruce?

 

Imagine how fucking shit it must have been for him during that time. Hope he got compensation for that in his new deal.

[xLiaaamx]

Forever glad he managed to outlast Bruce. Still dissapointed Lejeune didn't manage to.

[ponsaelius]

10 goals in 90 league games. Some boy.

[Anon]

6 minutes ago, ponsaelius said:

10 goals in 90 league games. Some boy.

 

Same return as Jordan Ayew

[Kanji]

When he controlled the ball and turned and looked up, I said to my wife “He smells blood in the water, he’s taking a hit” and then BOOM, what a goal. That period where basically we nearly scored a few times, you could feel the goal was coming and the players were getting more ruthless, they sensed it too. Just something we didn’t see for a long time, even late last season.

[Optimistic Nut]

He's a bit like Albert.

[Disco]

5 hours ago, Anon said:

 

Same return as Jordan Ayew

Sickening slur on Fab’s good name comparing him to Jordan Gouffran.

 

He’s absolutely class. Loves getting booked, loves slide tackles and loves getting needlessly forward. Been an absolute bargain. Weird how he was so shite in Spain albeit Depor are a bit of basket case these days.

[Conjo]

He can't have been that shit in Spain considering Rafa wanted him here? 

[Kanji]

Also noticed he was back doing his aggressive interceptions thing (remember Leicester away under Rafa?) where, when that version of Schar is on, fuck he’s good. 

[Hanshithispantz]

Nobody else foaming with the MotD commentary for his goal? 

 

Just pinged in the goal of the weekend (arguably bettered by Wilson a few minutes later) and you'd have thought it had been deflected out for a corner.

[David Edgar]

Yeah, was basically absolutely nothing and then "oh Johnson will be annoyed not to reach it."

 

If it was any top 6 player, he'd have creamed himself into a coma.

[Kid Icarus]

10 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said:

Nobody else foaming with the MotD commentary for his goal? 

 

Just pinged in the goal of the weekend (arguably bettered by Wilson a few minutes later) and you'd have thought it had been deflected out for a corner.

 

"Henderson misses it"  or whatever it was he said.

 

Aye, that's one way of commenting on it.

 

Radio Newcastle commentary were in the middle of a conversation when it happened as well. I think it must have taken everyone by surprise.

[Kid Icarus]

I'm more annoyed by the lack of any real reaction to Wilson's goal tbh. I don't get it, it's absolutely sublime and the commentators are just like 'that was a clever finish'