Guest neesy111 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I'm busy writing an article on the state of Ashley's thinking, cheapness, and how it's affecting his businesses. It's probably going to be long winded, but interesting I hope. Here is the first paragraph. The other day I was in Newcastle and stumbled across the newly opened GAME store in Eldon Square. As I did I couldn’t help but think that this is just an indicative of where Ashley is now and where he is going to end up. I don’t though just limit it to how the brand new store has been fitted out so cheaply and so badly that they have left the flooring of the previous occupiers. Flooring which has a big gaping hole in the middle of it with only duck tape barely covering it over, leaving customers vulnerable to tripping over it and having to make their way to A&E, and presumably followed by their no win no fee lawyer. No it was not that which I was considering. What I was considering though was how this is an indication of how Ashley now and how he is left with no choice but to work and hand over money to people who he promised not to work with ever again. Stick to the day job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I'm busy writing an article on the state of Ashley's thinking, cheapness, and how it's affecting his businesses. It's probably going to be long winded, but interesting I hope. Here is the first paragraph. The other day I was in Newcastle and stumbled across the newly opened GAME store in Eldon Square. As I did I couldn’t help but think that this is just an indicative of where Ashley is now and where he is going to end up. I don’t though just limit it to how the brand new store has been fitted out so cheaply and so badly that they have left the flooring of the previous occupiers. Flooring which has a big gaping hole in the middle of it with only duck tape barely covering it over, leaving customers vulnerable to tripping over it and having to make their way to A&E, and presumably followed by their no win no fee lawyer. No it was not that which I was considering. What I was considering though was how this is an indication of how Ashley now and how he is left with no choice but to work and hand over money to people who he promised not to work with ever again. Luke, is that you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I'm busy writing an article on the state of Ashley's thinking, cheapness, and how it's affecting his businesses. It's probably going to be long winded, but interesting I hope. Here is the first paragraph. The other day I was in Newcastle and stumbled across the newly opened GAME store in Eldon Square. As I did I couldn’t help but think that this is just an indicative of where Ashley is now and where he is going to end up. I don’t though just limit it to how the brand new store has been fitted out so cheaply and so badly that they have left the flooring of the previous occupiers. Flooring which has a big gaping hole in the middle of it with only duck tape barely covering it over, leaving customers vulnerable to tripping over it and having to make their way to A&E, and presumably followed by their no win no fee lawyer. No it was not that which I was considering. What I was considering though was how this is an indication of how Ashley now and how he is left with no choice but to work and hand over money to people who he promised not to work with ever again. Flooring situation sounds quackers. Love how you couldn’t resist having a dig at the many definitely real people who have stumbled on said flooring too. Really made me made angry at Mike . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I'm trying really hard to imagine tape made out of ducks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Duck tape Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I mean, Duck Tape is definitely a (branded) thing. You'll be chief sports writer at the Ronny Gill in no time, Stiff. Keep on keeping on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribesman Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Do people not know what duck tape is? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I'm busy writing an article on the state of Ashley's thinking, cheapness, and how it's affecting his businesses. It's probably going to be long winded, but interesting I hope. Here is the first paragraph. The other day I was in Newcastle and stumbled across the newly opened GAME store in Eldon Square. As I did I couldn’t help but think that this is just an indicative of where Ashley is now and where he is going to end up. I don’t though just limit it to how the brand new store has been fitted out so cheaply and so badly that they have left the flooring of the previous occupiers. Flooring which has a big gaping hole in the middle of it with only duck tape barely covering it over, leaving customers vulnerable to tripping over it and having to make their way to A&E, and presumably followed by their no win no fee lawyer. No it was not that which I was considering. What I was considering though was how this is an indication of how Ashley now and how he is left with no choice but to work and hand over money to people who he promised not to work with ever again. Plagiarism. Fairly certain this was Wordsworth's original opening like to "Daffodils"... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Quack quack Edit: Sorry about the pubes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape Stifler is technically correct. 10 points to Hufflepuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribesman Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 So its called duct tape, I have been saying duck tape for years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 So its called duct tape, I have been saying duck tape for years. It was originally called Duck tape, due to the duck cloth material used. Then, as it was often used to seal and wrap ducts, it got adulterated into duct tape. I’ve learnt a lot this morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 WD40 is Water Disperser attempt 40 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Hand-Operated Oversurface Vacuum. Even Rugs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 TASER is still my absolute favorite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 TASER is still my absolute favorite. Thomas A Swifts electric rifle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Duck tape Imagine the BILL for all that duck tape? ☺ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 TASER is still my absolute favorite. Thomas A Swifts electric rifle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Opened this page and before I read the earlier pages which gave the discussion some context, I thought you were discussing your favorite ideas for the fat bastard's demise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 A falling advertising hoarding would be ironic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Some long-distance runner is getting involved, it seems. https://twitter.com/ChronicleNUFC/status/1180437727013003265?s=20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Best pages of this thread in years tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 How’s the second para coming along stiffy la’? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 We’ve now won more league games against Man Utd under Ashley (including an away win!) than we managed the 30 years before he saved us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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