La Parka Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Muscles made of cheese strings. Can't kick a fucking ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 custard feet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keggy_Keagal Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Aleister Crowley considered the number 9 the most evil of the numbers . Who does Mike Ashley spend the most money on and is subsequently awarded the number 9 ? Clearly we're through the looking glass here people. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonShandy Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Has he ever connected well with a shot in the time he’s been here?! I’ve seen kids in the playground with better technique. Professional £40m scuffer! Cracker v. the mighty Morecambe. And . . . er . . . that's it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 how is steve nickson still in a job? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Can anyone name a worse record signing by any premier league club? Has to be a record signing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonShandy Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Can anyone name a worse record signing by any premier league club? Has to be a record signing. If you broadened it to any professional football club in the world I still couldn't. No club in the universe screws simple things up on the scale that we do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Albert Luque. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny36 Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Nicolas Pepe, 72 million , has been poor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Was Slimani a record signing for Leicester at the time ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverThere Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 I don't understand how he can't kick the ball properly and has made it to be a professional player. I mean this seems a fundamental skill to be able to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackyboy Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Shola was pretty good at scuffed shots as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 The fact he continues to get a game every week is absolutely criminal. The bloke is an absolute joke of a footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 You know what i’d just play Carroll until Wilson is back in the absence of anyone else - Gayle doesn’t care and Joe is a lost cause Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 You know what i’d just play Carroll until Wilson is back in the absence of anyone else - Gayle doesn’t care and Joe is a lost cause Carroll FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Carroll....he was on 20 seconds and managed to kick out at someone and give a free kick away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 God I hope Joelinton has to sit out games and we do have to play Carroll or Gayle. That would be very amusing indeed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 You know what i’d just play Carroll until Wilson is back in the absence of anyone else - Gayle doesn’t care and Joe is a lost cause Carroll FFS Wilson is back in 2 games hopefully - last I checked we didn’t have Mbappe to call on - got no other option but to play this lump Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Considering we seem to have resorted to long throws and even more hoof ball than usual. May as well play the big useless knacker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Considering we seem to have resorted to long throws and even more hoof ball than usual. May as well play the big useless knacker. Which is my point Vlad - we have no one else Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
St1pe Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Considering we seem to have resorted to long throws and even more hoof ball than usual. May as well play the big useless knacker. That’s another thing that pissed me off yesterday. Bruce “not messing with the system” yet we spent the whole game blasting long balls and king throws at an Allardyce team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 The only times he looks semi-competent is when he gets the ball under control and uses his height to turn and run with it directly. He's a big lump so he's awkward to get the ball off. But he doesn't do it anywhere near enough. However...the slightest bit of physical contact and he crumbles. He's not the slowest big guy either, as demonstrated by his chance vs west brom. But he neither has the ability, composure or confidence to score or even take a shot. He would actually score alot more if he could just connect with a shot as well. That scuffed left footer was actually a great chance yesterday but simply can't kick a ball with any force. The problem is we have very little else in reserve. Especially as Bruce's is go to tactic is pump it long to him. Plus for some reason we do sometimes seem to get noticeably worse in games when we bring Gayle on, or Murphy etc. Probably more so because the idiot in charge has no idea how to play to their strengths. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 I still can't believe he didn't shoot when he was through yesterday, like. It was absolutely perfect for him. He had the ball under control at full stride and it was on his stronger foot. He seems to take all of his shots with his weaker 'Cheesestrings' left, which also baffles me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Is this ball ever not under this cunts feet? Looks like he'd trip over every kerb he passes tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Joelinton's best attribute is guarding the ball or hold up play and he can pass reasonably. He would be better off as a midfielder or just a sub. They're literally just doing it to justify their stupidity in being advised to flog 40m on him. Its 100% about someone's ego. Surely not even a meat head like Bruce really wants to use him, he's probably been told he has to though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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