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Various: N-O has lost the plot over potential end of Mike Ashley's tenure


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Guest Howaythetoon

Hopefully the high winds will send his Copter into a wild tailspin and totally out of control, crash landing into the cold North Sea where he and only him, gets mistaken for a shark by some big fuck off eagle who flies down, hooks it’s claws deep into his fat head, engages the afterburners to get airborne again due to the sheer weight of its catch and whisks him away into the sky never to be seen or heard of again, consumed by vultures once the eagle realises he tastes like shit.

 

No-one else to comes to any harm obviously, although the eagle will likely end up with a nasty disease or food poisoning.

 

The only way this post could have been worse would be if you posted it wearing your KSwiss trainers!

 

If only I owned some Donnay socks...

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Guest godzilla

 

If he reported on a mass worldwide UFO invasion, I still wouldn't believe that c***

 

UFOs are more plausible than his Mauriss story

 

:lol:

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