astraguy Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 (edited) Boy did i have a fucked up dream Newcastle got relegated under Bruce and Ashley And this time didn't come back in my dream, Bruce stared in a bacon advert in order to be the hero and get some signings for us like Richard keys blamed Rafa for and also had to play in some games Edited May 22, 2021 by astraguy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 52 minutes ago, Big Geordie said: Michelle Dewsbury? If it is her - two bellends togther. I think that's her aye, she's trying to become a Tory MP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Ben said: I think that's her aye, she's trying to become a Tory MP. She's apparently going to be working for GB News. She's another gammon shitehawk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 It is absolutely exhausting and the least fun activity in the world discussing this bloke with clueless fans of other clubs. A fucking Leeds fan was telling me yesterday that we're at our level and so Bruce is doing a grand job. Doesn't even make logistical sense. Starting to think the average football fan is just fucking clueless tbh; feel like more than half the conversations I have with people irl are about as fun as smashing my head into a wall. So many just seem duped by the Sky agenda and want to broadly pigeon hole teams as this, that or the other; desperate to perpetuate the idea that mediocrity is simply assigned and there's no way out. It's like Leicester never happened. A fucking Leeds fan suggesting there's no point striving for something better. I said to him "what if I'd said the exact same thing to you when you were in League 1,you've found your level?" His response was 'honestly I didn't even want to be in the Premier League.' Like I say, clueless. Talking football is a bloody chore these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, Yorkie said: Starting to think the average football fan is just fucking clueless tbh welcome, it's nice here you'll like it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Yorkie said: It is absolutely exhausting and the least fun activity in the world discussing this bloke with clueless fans of other clubs. A fucking Leeds fan was telling me yesterday that we're at our level and so Bruce is doing a grand job. Doesn't even make logistical sense. Starting to think the average football fan is just fucking clueless tbh; feel like more than half the conversations I have with people irl are about as fun as smashing my head into a wall. So many just seem duped by the Sky agenda and want to broadly pigeon hole teams as this, that or the other; desperate to perpetuate the idea that mediocrity is simply assigned and there's no way out. It's like Leicester never happened. A fucking Leeds fan suggesting there's no point striving for something better. I said to him "what if I'd said the exact same thing to you when you were in League 1,you've found your level?" His response was 'honestly I didn't even want to be in the Premier League.' Like I say, clueless. Talking football is a bloody chore these days. Any Leeds fan who claims he didn't want to be in the Premier League is obviously talking shit and can't really be called representative of his club anyway. As for other fans thinking we are at our level, unfortunately thanks to Ashley, this is our level. It's literally what he aims for season after season. Obviously Rafa, a manager with genuine standing in the game left NUFC because he felt our level should be far higher. Who's opinion would any right minded fan respect? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Ask yourself how much you really know about other PL also-rans and also ask yourself how confident you'd be spouting your opinion on their situation. It's the English disease in a nutshell, scores of people loudly pontificating on stuff they know absolutely fuck-all about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 At least after his interview tonight it's the last we will here from Bruce for a couple of month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ben said: At least after his interview tonight it's the last we will here from Bruce for a couple of month. Suppose the silver lining is that for all his media mates talk about what a nice and engaging guy he is and how he knows what he's talking about, he never gets any media gigs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Has a face for the radio tbf to the fat horrible mess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbthree3 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 You'd argue he doesn't have the voice for radio though, it's a lose-lose Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Face for Radiotherapy moar lyk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Be more of the same next season from the fat pig. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokerprince2004 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Still hanging on to the glimmer of hope he resigns after the match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Just now, Pokerprince2004 said: Still hanging on to the glimmer of hope he resigns after the match Wishful thinking. He genuinely thinks he’s saved our season and premier league status. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 He's better than Rafa now. Feel the pundit smarm that is incoming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Genuinely dumbfounded to how we have finished the season in 12th. Maybe we don’t know what we’re talking about? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, sh74 said: Wishful thinking. He genuinely thinks he’s saved our season and premier league status. I think Maximan might not share that opinion once Willock heads back to Arsenal so the best players leaving might tell the true story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 (edited) All we're gonna hear for another 12 months. "Newcastle finished respectably in 12th, whereabouts they perhaps should be" "Steve Bruce did an amazing job, steered them away from relegation with covid19 an injury hit squad for most of the season" Newcastle fans can't really expect more than that, can they? I'll predict no takeover before the new season, and spam head still in the dugout ?? (((((( Forever deluded geordies )))))) Edited May 23, 2021 by mighty__mag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 He's going to be such a smug cunt, completely forgetting the absolute shite that hes served up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Rinse and repeat. Ashley still doesn't get another penny off me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Credit where it's due, he's turned it around and we've finished strongly. Like it or not, he's finished higher than Rafa did in his second season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 12th place finish and 17 points ahead of the relegation zone, perfect for him. The report says he had us safe and never in any real danger, when in fact it was the opposite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Doctor Zaius said: Credit where it's due, he's turned it around and we've finished strongly. Like it or not, he's finished higher than Rafa did in his second season. You on the wind up? Deserves fuck all credit whatsoever. The bottom three being horrendous, ASM getting fit again and Willock are why we're so far clear. He's had fuck all to do with it. He was wittering about finding moles, slagging lads off in interviews and shoulder barging players in the training ground a couple of months back. As for finishing higher than Rafa, it's the exact same points but millions more spent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 He will be here for ever. I’m gutted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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