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Steve Bruce (now unemployed)


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Hopefully we won't have to hear his lifting accent pushing out his shitty little soundbites at a NUFC-related press conference ever again. Unless of course we've given the next club that's mental enough to appoint him a good pasting. 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, 54 said:

 

Needs to be done within the first minute of getting the keys. Don't bother getting a cuppa or logging on, don't even bother sitting down at the desk and putting your lunch in the fridge. Just walk directly into his office and sack the hideous cunt immediately. Security to frog-march the ugly wanker off the premises and fumigate his (old) office.  

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2 minutes ago, George Bailey said:

Mate who supports the Boro is a tad nervous now [emoji38]

Rumours Colin is on his way out of their....Not sure I would wish this on him/them!

 

Anyone ever managed Sunderland, Newcastle and Middlesbrough before? Would take a special kind of cunt to pull that off :lol:

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2 minutes ago, midds said:

Needs to be done within the first minute of getting the keys. Don't bother getting a cuppa or logging on, don't even bother sitting down at the desk and logging in. Just walk directly into his office and sack the hideous cunt immediately. Security to frog-march the ugly wanker off the premises and fumigate his (old) office.  

 

If it gets the go ahead, the minute it happens, send him a text.  You're out, we'll send your belongings, don't bother coming in.

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2 minutes ago, 54 said:

Anyone ever managed Sunderland, Newcastle and Middlesbrough before? Would take a special kind of cunt to pull that off :lol:

Steve Bruce - really nice bloke. 

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Could see him being delighted, tbh. Doesn't have to manage us, doesn't have that relegation on his CV, never got properly criticized and he walks into a lower league job a couple million pounds richer. He's made out like a fucking bandit.

 

He gets to say the only reason he left Newcastle is because the owners had their own man.

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27 minutes ago, Mike said:

Could see him being delighted, tbh. Doesn't have to manage us, doesn't have that relegation on his CV, never got properly criticized and he walks into a lower league job a couple million pounds richer. He's made out like a fucking bandit.

 

He gets to say the only reason he left Newcastle is because the owners had their own man.

 

Definitely wasn't gonna be Staveley's bagman

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Fuckity bye :wave:

 

Off you trot back to Cheshire and whatever Championship club is desperate enough to have you inflict your utter mediocrity onto them. Absolute fucking oaf of a man. 

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