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[Mole_Toonfan]

If S/land loose on Monday...they may not get another point!

 

Now that would be interesting, 3 teams ( Norwich, Sunderland and ourselves) go into last day all within a point of each other facing CL teams or CL chasing teams and all losing

[arnonel]

What's with half the board getting lose mixed up with loose? Dyslexic f***ers

 

Know what DNA stands for?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

National Dyslexic Association

 

 

 

bada - boom!

[healthyaddiction]

Probably said but we could easily be in the relegation spots as of Tuesday evening.  I misspelt Tuesday just now and the chrome spellchecker gave me two options, "Tuesday" and "Doomsday".  A sign I think.

[Dinho lad]

So that's now 4 games in a row for QPR without scoring.

 

Bound to score against us then. It's the odds, man. It can't go on forever.

[Gallowgate Toon]

I think we'll be alright. Reckon we'll get a win out of the next 2 while Norwich get a point at most. I don't think the Mackems will get another win (either 1-1 or 2-1 to Stoke) and I think today will be Wigan's last victory too, 2-2 on Tuesday.

[ian]

What's with half the board getting lose mixed up with loose? Dyslexic f***ers

 

Oops!..that'll be me!!.... still, could 've  been worse....could've needed stars instead of letters!

[Gallowgate Toon]

I f***ing despise Wigan like. Never minded them before this year but they're getting insane levels of luck, their victory over us was appalling, more so that handball goal than that c***'s tackle.

[Guest bimpy474]

What's with half the board getting lose mixed up with loose? Dyslexic fuckers

 

Fcku fof.

[mikejaxer]

Only just looked at the table, I genuinely think we are getting relegated.

might put a couple of £££ on it to ease the pain if we do

[Mick]

This bastard season, no words could do it justice.

[David Icke - Son of God]

I'm 9.95/10.

[TheHoob]

Just seen about Michu probably being out for the Wigan game.

 

[Tsunami]

I have us down, goal difference fucks us.

[Ronaldo]

Only just looked at the table, I genuinely think we are getting relegated.

might put a couple of £££ on it to ease the pain if we do

 

Did that at 11/1.

[Gallowgate Toon]

Must be said that Fulham are also on an abysmal run of form too, if results go against them they could well be bottom 3.

[Superior Acuña]

Shiit. 2 to a 4. We're still not in the zone with 2 games left but Wigans win is scary due to proximity and it shows they can win. Think villa winning was good as pits Norwich right in it, they could be our saviour. 

[Barnes23]

Shiit. 2 to a 4.

 

[midds]

The last season we only won 1 away game was in 1967/68. Surely to fucking god we're due another away win?

 

2 away wins in 27 attempts this season man. It's beyond pathetic.

[Guest]

Has anyone ever been relegated on the last game after having never been in the drop zone all season?

[binnsy]

Has anyone ever been relegated on the last game after having never been in the drop zone all season?

 

probably not but thats the kind of stupid record that NUFC specialise in!!!

[Kanj]

So Monday we've gotta hope Stoke win vs Sunderland and Tuesday we've gotta hope Swansea win vs Wigan. That levels everyone at 36 matches. 

 

With us still in our current position with 1 above Sunderland and 3 above Wigan.

 

After that, if we get 3 points at QPR, Sunderland get nothing and Wigan get nothing - we're safe then right? As we would be 6 points above Wigan with 1 match to go?

 

...Just trying to mentally prepare the scenarios here.

[Dokko]

So Monday we've gotta hope Stoke win vs Sunderland and Tuesday we've gotta hope Swansea win vs Wigan. That levels everyone at 36 matches. 

 

With us still in our current position with 1 above Sunderland and 3 above Wigan.

 

After that, if we get 3 points at QPR, Sunderland get nothing and Wigan get nothing - we're safe then right? As we would be 6 points above Wigan with 1 match to go?

 

Results keep going against us, can't see why they'd change now. Expect a mackem and Wigan win, in fact if I were you stick whatever free money you've got on it, if it doesn't come in sweet.

 

£10 returns £41 

[cp40]

So Monday we've gotta hope Stoke win vs Sunderland and Tuesday we've gotta hope Swansea win vs Wigan. That levels everyone at 36 matches. 

 

With us still in our current position with 1 above Sunderland and 3 above Wigan.

 

After that, if we get 3 points at QPR, Sunderland get nothing and Wigan get nothing - we're safe then right? As we would be 6 points above Wigan with 1 match to go?

 

...Just trying to mentally prepare the scenarios here.

 

 

yes- however- we are getting relegated.

[Kanj]

Thanks for confirming.

 

I'm praying we don't.

[Vinny Green Balls]

Thanks for confirming.

 

I'm praying we don't.

 

Even if there is a god, I highly doubt that it could stop the force of nature that is Pardew.  Gozer the Destructor would be rendered helpless.