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[AyeDubbleYoo]

Fulham are going to make a solid fist of relegating themselves by the looks of it.

 

They won't go down, their owner will invest in January

 

Quite impressive to spend as much as they have and still need to make desperation signings in January. Have to respect it in a way.

[Stottie]

10 games in and still haven't scored a meaningful goal.

[Optimistic Nut]

Fulham are going to make a solid fist of relegating themselves by the looks of it.

 

They won't go down, their owner will invest in January

 

Quite impressive to spend as much as they have and still need to make desperation signings in January. Have to respect it in a way.

 

Irony is they have the goalscorer who's keeping their head just above water.

[TRon]

Fulham have a couple of match winners in their side, that will get them a few crucial 3pts now and then. Drawing one and losing three however is guaranteed relegation.

[Guest firetotheworks]

I'd agree, but they also have an absolutely atrocious defensive record that negates their match winners. Whereas we have no match winners but a generally solid defense.

[Nobody]

8

[Robster]

Bring on Relegation.

Absolutely no point in being in this division.

We might laugh at them, but Sunderland are now winning football matches and regardless of the division you're in, that makes supporting your club more enjoyable.

[Big Geordie]

Still 8 for me, but we are looking doomed. Where at the goals going to come from?

[Optimistic Nut]

Could anyone see Fulham sacking Jokanovic, Allardyce rocking up there and seeing them claw easily to safety? He's proven time and time again he can sort out a shit defence and rely on a few goal getters and flair players to do exactly that.

[HaydnNUFC]

Could anyone see Fulham sacking Jokanovic, Allardyce rocking up there and seeing them claw easily to safety? He's proven time and time again he can sort out a shit defence and rely on a few goal getters and flair players to do exactly that.

Can't personally. They'll back him in January if they are where they are now at Christmas.

[Guest chopey]

10, other clubs will do something in time to try and prevent it.

[geordiedean]

anyone that is lower than an 8 needs their head read to be honest. This team is absolutely woeful theres nothing to give you any hope or indication of them being able to win games and enough of them to remain in the league

 

Think we will finish bottom by a distance

[TRon]

Could anyone see Fulham sacking Jokanovic, Allardyce rocking up there and seeing them claw easily to safety? He's proven time and time again he can sort out a shit defence and rely on a few goal getters and flair players to do exactly that.

 

Yes, it would be perfect for him tbh.

[AsprillasShinPad]

After an away point and a clean sheet I'm down from 11 to a 10.

[Yorkie]

Our worst run last season: W-0 D-1 L-8 ... GS-6 GA-19 ... Pts-1

 

Our worst run this season: W-0 D-3 L-7 ... GS-6 GA-14 ... Pts-3

 

Difficult to see where the resurgence is coming from this season. Everyone picked up a lot last year, especially Diame - whose improvement went to 'taking the piss out of Kante' unrealistic levels. That just isn't going to happen this year, so it'll either have to be somebody else, or we're going to have to work miracles in the transfer bargain bin again.

[HaydnNUFC]

That run ended when we got a spawny win away at West Ham, which no one expected. It'll come from nowhere.

[Guest chopey]

Our worst run last season: W-0 D-1 L-8 ... GS-6 GA-19 ... Pts-1

 

Our worst run this season: W-0 D-3 L-7 ... GS-6 GA-14 ... Pts-3

 

Difficult to see where the resurgence is coming from this season. Everyone picked up a lot last year, especially Diame - whose improvement went to 'taking the piss out of Kante' unrealistic levels. That just isn't going to happen this year, so it'll either have to be somebody else, or we're going to have to work miracles in the transfer bargain bin again.

 

Or just ask uncle Mike for another £30 million in the summer, I reckon if we try really hard we can get the loan up to £200 million and let him take anything he likes out of the club without removing that amount from money owed ................................free adverts for everyone (so long as its blue and red and says Sports Direct)

[Jill]

Convincing myself of a 10 now. I can't be arsed with having any hope.

[Minhosa]

That run ended when we got a spawny win away at West Ham, which no one expected. It'll come from nowhere.

 

Agreed. I genuinely believe Rafa will find us a small run of victories this side of Xmas but fuck knows if that'll be enough.

 

3 wins in a row for Brighton is effectively 25% of the way to survival in 3 game weeks. We need that. Now.

 

There are a few fundamental problems with this football team imho.

 

1) Nobody to score goals which is a major fuck up.

2) Both full backs give us fuck all in the final third.

3) There is no playmaker sitting in the final third.

 

4 new signings and we'd be revolutionised. Not that it'll happen.

[Guest chopey]

The only thing that could save us now would be a joint Rafa and Ashley press conference to announce Rafa's 10 year contract along with the sustained investment in the club from top to bottom with "All" of the money the club generates along with a proper transparent fans led board.

[Minhosa]

The only thing that could save us now would be a joint Rafa and Ashley press conference to announce Rafa's 10 year contract along with the sustained investment in the club from top to bottom with "All" of the money the club generates along with a proper transparent fans led board.

 

Aye and even then the fat cunt would spend nothing in January. The quicker people realise his word cannot be trusted, the better.

[HaydnNUFC]

That run ended when we got a spawny win away at West Ham, which no one expected. It'll come from nowhere.

 

Agreed. I genuinely believe Rafa will find us a small run of victories this side of Xmas but fuck knows if that'll be enough.

 

3 wins in a row for Brighton is effectively 25% of the way to survival in 3 game weeks. We need that. Now.

 

There are a few fundamental problems with this football team imho.

 

1) Nobody to score goals which is a major fuck up.

2) Both full backs give us fuck all in the final third.

3) There is no playmaker sitting in the final third.

 

4 new signings and we'd be revolutionised. Not that it'll happen.

 

[khay]

That run ended when we got a spawny win away at West Ham, which no one expected. It'll come from nowhere.

 

So we need to moyes to get a job soon is what your saying.

[leffe186]

anyone that is lower than an 8 needs their head read to be honest. This team is absolutely woeful theres nothing to give you any hope or indication of them being able to win games and enough of them to remain in the league

 

Think we will finish bottom by a distance

 

Nah. You’re pretending Cardiff and Huddersfield don’t exist.

 

So much depends upon Fulham, Southampton, and Saha. I could see Burnley getting sucked in too - they were so poor at the beginning of the season and an injury or two would fuck them. Brighton seem to be well-organized enough to stay out of trouble. The things is, you’ve been shit, had a shitty set of fixtures, and haven’t had the breaks, yet you’re still in touch, with a not-disastrous GD.

[TRon]

anyone that is lower than an 8 needs their head read to be honest. This team is absolutely woeful theres nothing to give you any hope or indication of them being able to win games and enough of them to remain in the league

 

Think we will finish bottom by a distance

 

Nah. You’re pretending Cardiff and Huddersfield don’t exist.

 

So much depends upon Fulham, Southampton, and Saha. I could see Burnley getting sucked in too - they were so poor at the beginning of the season and an injury or two would fuck them. Brighton seem to be well-organized enough to stay out of trouble. The things is, you’ve been shit, had a shitty set of fixtures, and haven’t had the breaks, yet you’re still in touch, with a not-disastrous GD.

 

The problem is, we don't look any more capable of winning the 'easy' fixtures than we did the difficult ones.