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Definitely won't be us

Is will be the £25m offer. We'll have made it after finding out about the £27m one.

[emoji38] "We tried."

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That'll be our new thing. Pay some agent twat £2m to find out who has bid for certain players so we can go in below.

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Definitely won't be us

Is will be the £25m offer. We'll have made it after finding out about the £27m one.

[emoji38] "We tried."

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That'll be our new thing. Pay some agent twat £2m to find out who has bid for certain players so we can go in below.

:lol: And the club'll be absolutely gutted if it's accepted.
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Definitely won't be us

Is will be the £25m offer. We'll have made it after finding out about the £27m one.

[emoji38] "We tried."

[emoji38]

 

That'll be our new thing. Pay some agent twat £2m to find out who has bid for certain players so we can go in below.

[emoji38] And the club'll be absolutely gutted if it's accepted.

So believable. We're the fucking worst.
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There you go.

 

West Ham fans in the replies seem to be responding in a similar sort of matter we would be. :lol:

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alassane_Pl%C3%A9a

 

"He plays either as a striker or winger. He is best known for being one of the smallest strikers in France, measuring up at a measly 158cm and weighing in at 51kg"

 

wtf? :lol:

 

Isn't he like normal sized?

He's 5'11, so 180cm. The fuck? :lol:
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Definitely won't be us

Is will be the £25m offer. We'll have made it after finding out about the £27m one.

[emoji38] "We tried."

[emoji38]

 

That'll be our new thing. Pay some agent twat £2m to find out who has bid for certain players so we can go in below.

:lol: And the club'll be absolutely gutted if it's accepted.

 

Nah, we'd just wait until it came to personal terms and offer him the national minimum wage.

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Liverpool want 20 million for ings  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Fulham should be paying us 40 for Mitrovic man.

 

Where's that one been said. Read 9m earlier today. Guy has barely player 16 starts in 3 seasons. Lucky they get a fee. Infact i'd be shocked if he doesn't to out on loan with a view to buy first.  Big risk. Not far off Sturridge level on liability.

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40 days.

 

£20m for Ings, man. :lol: Fucking hell. May as well just bid a bit extra for that Plea guy or the same amount for Josh King.

 

Didnt Rafa say something like for a striker who can score its 25 million and for one who can kick the ball forward its 15...then we signed Joselu for like 5 a week later  :lol:

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2h2 hours ago

 

So according to Northern Echo, it's not Townsend OR Kenedy. It's both, with Ritchie to Stoke for £15M to finance majority of Townsend deal. #NUFC

 

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