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4 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

This is for a club where most fans struggle to sing ‘Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle…’ :lol:

And can't get the blaydon races right

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To be fair it’s the new chant that has swung it for this lad, no other clubs fan base in Europe has shown the same level of imagination as the Toon Army when they came up with the new crowd favourite 

 

“Ekitike Bang Bang” :lol:
 

this forum :smitten:

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26 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

To be fair it’s the new chant that has swung it for this lad, no other clubs fan base in Europe has shown the same level of imagination as the Toon Army when they came up with the new crowd favourite 

 

“Ekitike Bang Bang” :lol:
 

this forum :smitten:

? tbf that’s exactly what I was dreaming of! 

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Don’t break my heart, my Ekitike heart, I just don’t think he’d understand. 
 ‘Cos when you score a goal, my schlong stiffens like a pole, and might just blow up and kill this man”


I’m here all week 

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Always find the Northern Echo to be hit or miss, but if it's true the regulars (Hope, Downie) will chip in later I'm sure https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/20187895.hugo-ekitike-agrees-join-newcastle-united-reims/

 

HUGO EKITIKE has told Reims officials he is ready to join Newcastle United once his international responsibilities with France Under-20s are completed.

 

Ekitike has told Reims officials he is ready to leave, and it is understood that information has been relayed to senior officials at Newcastle.

The teenager will have to complete a medical and finalise personal terms before his transfer is completed, but that is unlikely to happen until he has finished playing for France Under-20s in the Maurice Revello tournament.

 

The victory means France finished on top of their group and qualified for the semi-finals of the tournament, which are due to take place on Thursday, with the final scheduled for Sunday, June 12.

It is not impossible that Ekitike could leave the French camp in order to complete his move to Newcastle, although with everything having been agreed between the Magpies and Reims, it is more likely that he will remain with the France squad for the remainder of the competition before travelling to England in the following week to tie up the loose ends of his transfer.

Newcastle have also made progress in their pursuit of Lille centre-half Sven Botman, although the Dutchman is also the subject of strong interest from newly-crowned Italian champions AC Milan.

Botman, who is another player the Magpies initially attempted to sign in January, is expected to make a decision on his future in the next couple of weeks, with Newcastle head coach Eddie Howe hoping the 22-year-old will reject Milan’s advances and opt for a move to Tyneside.

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29 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said:

It should obviously be H.U.G.O to F.E.A.R by Ian Brown but I cannot be bothered thinking up a load of gibberish for the lyrics.

 

Hugo understands goals organically

Hugo uses guile often

Hugo's upperhand gifts obliteration

Hugo unveils gratification obsessively

H.U.G.O......H.U.G.O.....

 

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Whether it was seeing ABBA yesterday or not that reminded me but since we were first linked with him I’ve always thought a song to Chiquitita was the obvious one ??‍♂️ 

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2 hours ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Talking of unleashing the beast, the devil makes work for idle hands… 

Original ‘tune’: 

? Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

We love you. 

 

And, our

Pretty Chitty Bang Bang

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

loves us too.

 

High, low, anywhere we go

on Chitty Chitty we depend.

Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Our fine four fendered friend. ? 

 

To… “toon tune” ?

Oh you Ekitike-tike-bang-bang

Ekitike-tike-bang-bang

We love you! 

 

And, our 

Ekitike-tike-bang-bang

Ekitike-tike-bang-bang

Loves us too! 

 

Home, away, everywhere we go

on Ekitike-tike we depend.

Bang bang Ekitike-tike-bang-bang

Our French goal scoring friend! 

 

 

 

There is an excess tike in there, in my opinion. E-Ke-Ti-Ke is the same as Chi-Ti-Chi-Ti

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44 minutes ago, LFEE said:

Whether it was seeing ABBA yesterday or not that reminded me but since we were first linked with him I’ve always thought a song to Chiquitita was the obvious one ??‍♂️ 

Ekitike give us a wave. After the game we'll go to a ra-ave.

Get high, in the sky,  oh chiquitita, wat was your name?

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On 02/06/2022 at 16:56, Optimistic Nut said:

 

 

 

 


Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Wood, beautiful.

Wilson, even more beautiful. Hahaha.

Bow bow, oh yeah, Ekitike

Bow bow, oh yeah, Ekitike

etc 

 

 

 

 

 

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