Bruno Guimarães

[TheBrownBottle]

NUFC360 has clearly had its Ratner’s moment - I almost feel sorry for them in that they’re not close to the worst on NUFC twitter from what I’ve seen.

 

Joelinton offering Steve Wraith to meet him the SJP car park, or Isak calling Burnsey a cunt, would have been far more satisfying.  

[Geordie Boyo]

Such a twat this pizza knob lad is. How anyone would be humoured by it is like the equivalent of taking an IQ test for twats to find out how big a twat you are. 

 

 

[Schecter]

Aye its started going to his head. He had the odd funny quip but this is a bit irresponsible after he's established himself as "ITK". Fair enough he's kind of taking the piss out of the fans who jump to the worst conclusion all the time. However people have started taking him seriously now, so he needs to know when the draw the line. 

[gbandit]

Would help if he was remotely funny

[gdm]

Aye itk info aside his patter his shite

[ExiledGeordie]

Twitter football is awful, in fact Twitter or X is awful isn’t it 😂 I’ve kept it on my iPad to look at once in a while but taken it off my phone. I feel liberated haha 

[Geordie Boyo]

I thought out of the two with him and Sean, that he was the more grounded of the two, but like you say it appears the attention has went to his head. 

He comes across as one of those twats you used to know where you think, somebody must have surely decked him a few times and he’s probably living a shitty life. In reality he’s sickeningly fucking loaded, with a model and an even bigger twat than he was before. 

 

 

 

Edited August 23, 2023 by Geordie Boyo

[pubteam]

3 hours ago, ExiledGeordie said:

Twitter football is awful, in fact Twitter or X is awful isn’t it 😂 I’ve kept it on my iPad to look at once in a while but taken it off my phone. I feel liberated haha 

Completely agree, it's always been a cesspit but has got even worse since musk took over. I literally only have it for transfer rumours but questioning that now. 

[Mag3.14]

4 hours ago, Geordie Boyo said:

Such a twat this pizza knob lad is. How anyone would be humoured by it is like the equivalent of taking an IQ test for twats to find out how big a twat you are. 

 

 

 

He's posted quite a few of these type of tweets, think hes trying to be "edgy" but comes off as him sounding like bit of a dickhead - shame really as the ITK posts have been solid this summer

[The Prophet]

I could tolerate the grumpy dude who posts loads of shit puns schtick. It's the WUMery, it's just really tedious.

[Myleftboot]

Even some of our own fans want us to fail. It’s pathetic.

[Displayname]

Bruno needs to chill. If there was a player from another team overreacting like that we would be laughing.

Its twitter ffs.

[LV]

Nah, folk needed a shot across the bows. 

[mighty__mag]

The problems started for Nufc360 when they moved their angle, originally regurgitation of transfers and rumours from papers and sources, it seems they started asking questions etc, I remember I stopped following them a good while back, they did like a twitter live thing, people chatting throwing opinions, but the guy hosting sounded like a total prick.

 

 

[christ]

There’s literally nothing wrong with that Pizza Rob tweet you big girls bras.

[mighty__mag]

12 minutes ago, christ said:

There’s literally nothing wrong with that Pizza Rob tweet you big girls bras.

 

Yeah was purely sarcasm. 

[OverThere]

I want to know where Bruno is getting his kinder supply? I thought they were banned as a choking hazard?

[Stal]

44 minutes ago, OverThere said:

I want to know where Bruno is getting his kinder supply? I thought they were banned as a choking hazard?

 

Kinder eggs? Only banned in the States AFAIK.

[Thomson Mouse]

2 hours ago, LV said:

Nah, folk needed a shot across the bows. 

 

So much this. 

 

There are muppets and that wont change but what Bruno said was spot on. They need to be called out about it as well just like that as it’ll get worse the further we go

 

It’s actually good to see a player who gives a fuck

 

 

 

 

Edited August 23, 2023 by Thomson Mouse

[Heron]

9 hours ago, ExiledGeordie said:

Twitter football is awful, in fact Twitter or X is awful isn’t it 😂 I’ve kept it on my iPad to look at once in a while but taken it off my phone. I feel liberated haha 

Aye, I sometimes download it now for a bit of a time filler but generally it's a poisonous load of cockwombles being WUMs

[Heron]

2 hours ago, Thomson Mouse said:

 

So much this. 

 

There are muppets and that wont change but what Bruno said was spot on. They need to be called out about it as well just like that as it’ll get worse the further we go

 

It’s actually good to see a player who gives a fuck

 

 

 

 

 

I'd prefer my players to stand up for their mates and themselves and show character especially when it's entirely unjust.

[MrRaspberryJam]

4 hours ago, christ said:

There’s literally nothing wrong with that Pizza Rob tweet you big girls bras.

This. Why are people so irritated by such an obvious piss take?

[Superior Acuña]

I thought people said none of the players operate their social media? I always thought ASM's weird banter seemed in character for him and was him, but most people seemed to be saying it'll be 'his people'. So are people thinking the Bruno reply wasn't really him?

 

 

Edited August 24, 2023 by Superior Acuña

[madras]

1 hour ago, Superior Acuña said:

I thought people said none of the players operate their social media? I always thought ASM's weird banter seemed in character for him and was him, but most people seemed to be saying it'll be 'his people'. So are people thinking the Bruno reply wasn't really him?

 

 

 

It's probably both. The player has a minion to do most if the social media stuff but can still do it themselves should they want to.

[Pata]

On 23/08/2023 at 16:30, Stal said:

 

Kinder eggs? Only banned in the States AFAIK.

 

Ah ffs, so Kinder eggs are more hazardous than guns.