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I was walking my dog this morning and it suddenly darted off across the field. After finally catching up to it, I noticed it was having a right fun time with this other dog (I don't know why as he's had his balls chopped for nearly a decade). Anyway, as embarrased as I was at how much I was laughing at the whole affair, I finally clocked the owner of the other dog... it was Bruno. I apologised, and he said "This is exactly why I'm fucking off to Real Madrid in the Summer". 

 

Sorry everyone.

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I'm one of the most realistic/pessimistic [delete where applicable] posters on here, and just cannot see Bruno leaving this summer, if at all. As long as we keep progressing and showing ambition, he'll be willing to stay. Little things like the way his Dad has bonded with the club and fans, that isn't going to happen at citeh or Arsenal, he might even struggle to get game time at Citeh (plus 115 charges coming their way soon could see them in L2) and Arsenal rarely win owt anyway. So to leave to win he's going to have to leave the Country and that I can accept, but still don't think it will happen anytime soon.

 

2 free defenders, Mamardashvili and a £60-80m RW, with Tonali coming back, christ, that's an exiting team next season, especially if we secure Isak & Gordon on new deals after signing up Joelinton. 

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13 minutes ago, mighty__mag said:

You forgot wum and childish Dokko [emoji38]

 

 

100% not a WUM. If you get wound up by anything I say, that's on you. 

 

Childish? Life is too serious to be anything but.

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If he leaves it’s because the chance of winning something is close to guaranteed. I’m not going to dislike him for leaving if he goes, it will damage us a great deal but we’ve seen in our transfer dealings that we consistently make good decisions. Overall, it won’t harm us long term but it’ll be very difficult to find a suitable replacement for next season. Whatever happens, we’ll be fine and he will too 

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Arsenal fans putting Bruno in their anticipated lineups for next season, saying they will get him for £80m. Yeah, we are so desperate to sell, we won't even bank on anyone triggering the clause.[emoji38]

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If he goes anywhere but City, Madrid or PSG (maybe Bayern) I'd be annoyed. He's guaranteed trophies at those clubs, even if they are only domestic ones at PSG. Anywhere else seems a silly move if his aim is to win things.

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1 hour ago, Erikse said:

Arsenal fans putting Bruno in their anticipated lineups for next season, saying they will get him for £80m. Yeah, we are so desperate to sell, we won't even bank on anyone triggering the clause.[emoji38]

The delusion among their supporters around what they expect to pay for new players and what they will get for the players they want to sell is off the charts, proper swivel eyed stuff 

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41 minutes ago, frankpingel said:

Apparently he's a 'c**ty' type of player according to the quick look at Arsenal forum. If he is then he's our c**t and not going anywhere soon (hopefully).

 

That's just because he was pretty agrressive against them. Remember the challenge on Jorginho, and a couple of others. Arsenal fans were whining about how he should've recieved 2 or even 3 yellows.

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1 minute ago, Erikse said:

 

That's just because he was pretty agrressive against them. Remember the challenge on Jorginho, and a couple of others. Arsenal fans were whining about how he should've recieved 2 or even 3 yellows.

 

Funny how they tend to forget to mention Havertz the fucking rat halfing Longstaff. Was worthy of 2 reds, never mind the weak yellow he got.

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2 minutes ago, Erikse said:

 

That's just because he was pretty agrressive against them. Remember the challenge on Jorginho, and a couple of others. Arsenal fans were whining about how he should've recieved 2 or even 3 yellows.

Then what about Havertz ? 

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13 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said:

 

Funny how they tend to forget to mention Havertz the fucking rat halfing Longstaff. Was worthy of 2 reds, never mind the weak yellow he got.

 

They forgot about that after the game, and never saw Havertz as a cunt at all. No bias going on there.[emoji38]

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5 minutes ago, mush said:

Bruno was canny radge in that Arsenal game to be fair [emoji38]

 

Even more than usual

 

 

 

 

Yeah, I think they're just judging him based on that one game..

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