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13 minutes ago, joeyt said:

Hope he goes back to writing those dreadful fiction books once he retires

 

Please let this happen.

 

The next ones got to be called "Manager!"

 

Off to laugh at the Amazon reviews of his previous "work".

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“Eeeeeh, ah had to look deep within and realise what was best for me boyhood club. I rang up wor Amanda and said look, that fella that took Bournemouth down, he’s your man. I don’t want to take any credit for it, that’s not who I am, I put his name out there and I rang him and asked him to come up to the toon. Ah told wor Amanda, sign him or I’ll throw meself off the Tyne bridge. I know people call me Saint Bruce but I think that’s a touch too far, just a little pat on the back is all I’m after, a little recognition for what I’ve done for the club”

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See I wouldn't have minded so much if it was Bruce and Warnock swapping daft stories and yarns from their years in the game. But no, he had to use it as a platform to bullshit and lie and try to keep the narrative alive that he was hard done by etc.

 

The Howe recommendation is such a bare faced lie :lol: 

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1 hour ago, jack j said:

How long til he pops up on sky being a pundit ?


urgh, fucking sitting next to Souness so they can both spout bitter bile about us, the utter twats.

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5 hours ago, jack j said:

How long til he pops up on sky being a pundit ?

Wouldn't mind seeing him sitting the studio in a huff because we'd beat Man United 5-0 again.

The atmosphere in that studio was so that Dalglish came off like the enthused funster.

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Listened to the podcast this morning. Interesting that Warnock bemoans the fans having more of a voice with the internet. I think fans are shit hot now in terms of spotting a fraud and spotting a manager that’s doing the right things but not having a bit of luck with injuries etc. 

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Pretty funny when they’re talking about players they missed out on who went to be great. Warnock says he was told by a player to sign Drogba for £100k, while Bruce talks about not being able to get the funds to bring Bowen to Newcastle. [emoji38]

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2 minutes ago, Ste said:

Pretty funny when they’re talking about players they missed out on who went to be great. Warnock says he was told by a player to sign Drogba for £100k, while Bruce talks about not being able to get the funds to bring Bowen to Newcastle. [emoji38]

“Scrambling” to get money together. Scrambling fucking Ostrich eggs more like! 

 

 

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