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His fatha was a canny bloke mind on the committee at walksend buffs,

Then him and their lass went to walkergate and then  Benfield...ffs getting pissed and hoying a peach Garden chinkys doon ya neck is fucking  normal 

This south coast Howe sushi  carry on has nee future says my 16 stone 5'4" wife

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Nun tumblers said:

His fatha was a canny bloke mind on the committee at walksend buffs,

Then him and their lass went to walkergate and then  Benfield...ffs getting pissed and hoying a peach Garden chinkys doon ya neck is fucking  normal 

This south coast Howe sushi  carry on has nee future says my 16 stone 5'4" wife

 

 

 

Did I come in half way through a conversation?

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46 minutes ago, Nun tumblers said:

His fatha was a canny bloke mind on the committee at walksend buffs,

Then him and their lass went to walkergate and then  Benfield...ffs getting pissed and hoying a peach Garden chinkys doon ya neck is fucking  normal 

This south coast Howe sushi  carry on has nee future says my 16 stone 5'4" wife

 

 

 

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32 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Was he even an NUFC fan? Can’t actually remember a genuine post, just endless high quality troll posts 

 

Think you summed it up in your follow up. :lol: I could be wrong but I feel like they started off like a fairly normal poster, I seem to recall them being an NUFC fan, then just went completely off the rails and in to proper Ken M style posts. 

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8 hours ago, TotalWar said:

Basic training mile and half run. PTI’s would shout out the time as you crossed the finish line. Then you’d have to tell them this time so they could record it against your name. They would have an actual stopwatch though, not just making the time up. 

 

 

 

Mate of mine was a PTI, took some tankies out on a BFT and one came back in a taxi. ?

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2 hours ago, wormy said:

 

Think you summed it up in your follow up. :lol: I could be wrong but I feel like they started off like a fairly normal poster, I seem to recall them being an NUFC fan, then just went completely off the rails and in to proper Ken M style posts. 

 

:thup: Started life as Alan Shearer 9. I used to natter to him on MSN now and again, was a good lad. 

 

Edit, actually, I might be mistaken there. Not sure why I thought that. Carry on. 

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46 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said:

Here we go, "tankie" alert ?

Sly insert of a "BFT" just to emphasise what a geezer we are. 

4 RTR, Osnabruck, late eighties early nineties, wasn’t you was it??

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6 hours ago, Nun tumblers said:

His fatha was a canny bloke mind on the committee at walksend buffs,

Then him and their lass went to walkergate and then  Benfield...ffs getting pissed and hoying a peach Garden chinkys doon ya neck is fucking  normal 

This south coast Howe sushi  carry on has nee future says my 16 stone 5'4" wife

 

 

 

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On 25/06/2022 at 10:20, TK-421 said:

 

;D

fuck me, thats definitiely been released on purpose. 

 

"look at me, av got an assistance with a stopwatch but a downt need one.... a just clap me hands. such great motivator me , like. do a run meself?  no, no, pet. done me back in years ago"

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