sunderland

[Dr.Spaceman]

6 minutes ago, Thomson Mouse said:

 I’m pretty sure it was the scrawny little one on the left on Simas pic

 

 

 

 

Sure we knew his name once upon a time

[SAFC L]

39 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

Who gives a fuck man you scruffy little rat breathed bag of shit

Bit over the top 

[KennyUtd]

58 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

Who gives a fuck man you scruffy little rat breathed bag of shit

Fuck man Fak. You been on the sauce?

[Fak]

19 minutes ago, SAFC L said:

Bit over the top 

 

Just now, KennyUtd said:

Fuck man Fak. You been on the sauce?

 

Sorry lads my tea wasn't made when I got home from work so was a bit annoyed still 

[Sima]

One of the Micks looked like Napoleon Dynamite.

[et tu brute]

 

Do the fuckers actually watch their games? Yes they have 6 points due to goal keeping errors. In each match though, they have been very poor.

 

West Ham were the better team before the keeper error (finished off with another one), Burnley schooled them easily enough and Brentford should have been at least two up, before another keeper error give them the win. Not one of their current players would get near our first 11.

 

I saw nothing in those three games to make me change my opinion of them finishing bottom of the pile. They're going to be in big financial trouble also and if they don't get more investment in and sell some players in January or before June 30th. I can't see how they don't get a point deduction next year if they did somehow stay up.

 

 

 

Edited September 3, 2025 by et tu brute

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

On 01/09/2025 at 21:49, Fak said:

 

Who gives a fuck man you scruffy little rat breathed bag of shit

[Andy84]

3 hours ago, et tu brute said:

 

Do the fuckers actually watch their games? Yes they have 6 points due to goal keeping errors. In each match though, they have been very poor.

 

West Ham were the better team before the keeper error (finished off with another one), Burnley schooled them easily enough and Brentford should have been at least two up, before another keeper error give them the win. Not one of their current players would get near our first 11.

 

I saw nothing in those three games to make me change my opinion of them finishing bottom of the pile. They're going to be in big financial trouble also and if they don't get more investment in and sell some players in January or before June 30th. I can't see how they don't get a point deduction next year if they did somehow stay up.

 

 

 

 

Best ignored tbh. They also forget that our transfer business in the main has been sensational, mostly everyone we sign is a huge hit.  This is them basing their whole existence and progress on their rivals again, it always bites them in the arse, always. I think they’ve done some good business tbf and had a real go which is fair play to them,  but they  aren’t in our league for quality and it will show eventually 

 

 

Edited September 3, 2025 by Andy84

[bobbydazzla]

On 01/09/2025 at 19:16, John P said:

Can anyone link me to the Uncal Mick Sunderland pictures please? Need them for a discussion with a friend

 

It’s still out there in the public domain, you just need to know where to look.
 

Here’s the catalogue of publicly available material, as provided to the whole world by Uncal Mick himself, it includes a couple of lesser spotted items. 

 

 

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

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Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 3, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[TK-421]

1 hour ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

It’s still out there in the public domain, you just need to know where to look.
 

Here’s the catalogue of publicly available material, as provided to the whole world by Uncal Mick himself, it includes a couple of lesser spotted items. 

 

 

  Hide contents

 

Jeysus, brings back memories.

That pic though, the (un)holy trinity... Uncal Mick, Little Mick and owa Mick. And thats not just a nickname, they were all from the same family, and all called Mick.  

 

 

Edited September 3, 2025 by TK-421

[andycap]

Every player they've signed is a star to hear them. 

Yet our signings are just okay. 😂 

[TK-421]

EDIT: Sorry, quoted instead of edited

 

 

Edited September 3, 2025 by TK-421

[Elric]

Something always felt waaay fucking off with that scruffy cunt and Napoleon Dynamite being around that younger lad, like 😅

[Pilko]

The brick wall photo

 

Napoleon Troglodyte on the right hand side in the away top. Bet he's got some shagging stories.

[Nucasol]

I can smell him through the screen on that one with Defoe. It’s not a pleasant odour.

[BonesJones]

Is that bloke on the right a real person? I cant believe it is, looks like someone has used AI to add Napoleon Dynamite in a sunderland top.

[bobbydazzla]

33 minutes ago, BonesJones said:

Is that bloke on the right a real person? I cant believe it is, looks like someone has used AI to add Napoleon Dynamite in a sunderland top.

 

 

They've also used AI to take the laces out of Uncal Mick's Reebok Classics

 

[BonesJones]

15 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

 

They've also used AI to take the laces out of Uncal Mick's Reebok Classics

 

Do you like his socks aswell?

[bobbydazzla]

12 minutes ago, BonesJones said:

Do you like his socks aswell?

 

Aesthetically, yes I do. But I also worry that wearing such thick socks in what would appear to be warm weather may lead to a fungal infection between Uncal Mick's toes

[SAFC L]

1 hour ago, BonesJones said:

Is that bloke on the right a real person? I cant believe it is, looks like someone has used AI to add Napoleon Dynamite in a sunderland top.

Vote for Pedro

[Coffee_Johnny]

There have varying predictions of how well the Makems are going to do this year after an 8 year gap from the PL. Thought it might be interesting to keep track of their points total over the season and compare it to their best ever PL season, 7th place with 58 points, 1.53 points per game (PPG) in 1999-00, their average PL season (1.02 PPG) of the 16 completed seasons they have competed in, their worse ever season (0.39 PPG, 2005-06) and the average points total for teams relegated in 18th place (0.92 PPG, ave over 33 seasons).
The chart doesn’t take account of relative difficulty of teams played per month or whether home or away. It just uses average PPG for each of the above and the number of games per month this season.
Thus far, unsurprisingly as historically they only average 10 wins (range 3-16) after two wins from 3, they are on track for their best ever season. 
 

[et tu brute]

2 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

There have varying predictions of how well the Makems are going to do this year after an 8 year gap from the PL. Thought it might be interesting to keep track of their points total over the season and compare it to their best ever PL season, 7th place with 58 points, 1.53 points per game (PPG) in 1999-00, their average PL season (1.02 PPG) of the 16 completed seasons they have competed in, their worse ever season (0.39 PPG, 2005-06) and the average points total for teams relegated in 18th place (0.92 PPG, ave over 33 seasons).
The chart doesn’t take account of relative difficulty of teams played per month or whether home or away. It just uses average PPG for each of the above and the number of games per month this season.
Thus far, unsurprisingly as historically they only average 10 wins (range 3-16) after two wins from 3, they are on track for their best ever season. 
 

Only way that happens if goal keepers keep giving them goals and therefore points. That's not going to be the case 

[GWN]

They will always be known as Sunderland that place near Newcastle 

 

let that sink in 

[Elric]

5 minutes ago, GWN said:

They will always be known as Sunderland that place near Newcastle 

 

let that sink in 

 

No marra, it's the city by the sea, everyone knows that 😉

[Cookie1892]

On 01/09/2025 at 19:13, hithere said:

‘Seaham Towny’

 

Not my choice of username. My dad signed up using the email I had access to at the time.

get out of my town