Optimistic Nut Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 I'd love to finish 10th above these man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo123 Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 24 minutes ago, Paully said: Never been on SMB for ages but thought I’d see their reaction to the England squad and it was exactly as I expected! Seemingly Dan Burn is the worst CH in the league and Luke O’Thug should be in the squad! Keith at his bitterest best as well! Thought that O'Nien played for Singapore, or have I imagined that? Keith is a sweaty nonce, BTW. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 (edited) How that cunt is still employed at Cosy Joe’s I’ll never fucking know. Shit Roy Chubby Brown in his adult babygrow. Definitely on the nonce spectrum. Edited May 23 by Sima Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 209 Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 They are on about extending the SoS again....one of them says they could have sold over 50k loads of times this season. Can they not see with their own eyes the empty seats at EVERY game except NUFC? Even Liverpool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Just had a look at league positions since 1992-93 (all leagues included, so if in PL 1-20, if Championship 21-45 etc). I’ve included mean (average) and median, as latter is less effected by odd outlying seasons. It is prior to this year, but that won’t really make a difference. NUFC’s performance is: mean 11th, median 11th. Best is 2nd (twice), top six 10 times. Season’s outside top flight: 3/33. Sunderland’s performance is: mean 25th, median 21st, top six 0 times. Season’s outside top flight: 17. Middlesbrough’s performance is: mean 22nd, median 22nd, top six 0 times. Season’s outside top flight: 19. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 11/2 these pigs and Liverpool to soften the blow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Man if these dossers get yewrup imagine all the horrifically pronounced songs they're gonna sing about us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 30 minutes ago, Mattoon said: Man if these dossers get yewrup imagine all the horrifically pronounced songs they're gonna sing about us I'll start watching The Bill re-runs if they qualify. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 13 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said: I'll start watching The Bill re-runs if they qualify. Boring isn't it. Staying in watching repeats of The Bill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 1 minute ago, Fak said: Boring isn't it. Staying in watching repeats of The Bill. Not for me. I like it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramirez Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 1 hour ago, Paully said: 11/2 these pigs and Liverpool to soften the blow Brentford draw could screw you still? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 This Chelsea side couldn't give a solitary fuck about winning today. Sunderland will win easily. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paullow Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 (edited) I did stick £27 on them earlier in the week as I had about £277 in my Unibet account, largely thanks to this fluke bet earlier in the season, ha. I might stick another £20 or so on them before kick off, although the odds have slightly shortened - probably loads of us Newcastle fans doing the same . The one good thing is they HAVE to win. A draw is as worthless as a loss to them, absolutely no advantages whatsoever in them drawing. If they draw they can't finish in the top 8, so no Europe. In terms of placement, Brentford would have to lose 11-0 to go below them, so that's not happening, and in terms of the chasing pack, either us or Fulham will jump above them if they lose or draw, and there is a winner in our match, as will Everton if they win their match, so other than an extra point in their solid campaign, a draw is effectively meaningless, which is great for the emotional hedge better, you can lump on them to win knowing that if they drew, and you lost your bet, it wouldn't help them at all. If they did go 1-0 down they would probably go out to around to 8 or 9/1 in play, so more opportunities to win a bet that you don't want to win, and at least profit from it. Edited May 24 by Paullow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paullow Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 1 hour ago, ramirez said: Brentford draw could screw you still? Yeah, I don't get the Liverpool part. A draw would still mean they got Champions League football from a not liking Liverpool perspective, and Sunderland would still finish about Brentford if Sunderland won, and Brentford drew. Even if Brentford won then Sunderland would still get Conference if they won and Brighton lost, so feels a bit redundant adding Liverpool in to a hedge bet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 16 hours ago, Sima said: How that cunt is still employed at Cosy Joe’s I’ll never fucking know. Shit Roy Chubby Brown in his adult babygrow. Definitely on the nonce spectrum. It's a crime. This twats business is being anti Newcastle and conducting anti Newcastle songs and he rocks up in that DJ booth like nowt's the matter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 (edited) Ney guaranteys, Marra. Late kick off... could be cutting it fine fo' the backsheeft! #FTM Edited May 24 by TK-421 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alreetworked Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Well our 6 points gift to them is looking like enough to help them get conference league football, which they'll probably win. Disaster season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Superb season and deservedly north east top dogs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 1 minute ago, Alreetworked said: Well our 6 points gift to them is looking like enough to help them get conference league football, which they'll probably win. Disaster season In Europa League as things stand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alreetworked Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Just now, Geordie Ahmed said: In Europa League as things stand Rather that than the trophy gift conference Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HayDen Traces Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 They deserve it if I'm being rational Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingArthur Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Have they ever been in Europe? Europa League will be a bit much for them tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Fair fucks to them. Look like they're getting Europe and they've outed a fair few Newcastle fans who pretended that it was only sunlun fans that were concerned about how they did in comparison to their rivals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Six easy points. For them. Anyone wanting them up before the start of this season deserves to be chucked in the Sarlaac Pit and digested for 1000 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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