sunderland

[leffe186]

3 hours ago, Dokko said:

Imagine being called Barry and thinking your opinion matters. Barry. FFS 

Don’t forget that it’s a Barry that writes songs that make the whole World sing. You’re being a bit harsh.

[Hanshithispantz]

He's a fat, ugly man with awful. Patter High chance of being a toucher too.

 

Why people like that draw attention onto themselves is baffling to me tbh. If I looked like that barry lad I doubt my social anxiety would allow me to ever leave the house.

[Hanshithispantz]

Like if I haven't had a haircut and a sunbed I need to hide under a hood, and here's Barry just walking about the world looking like a legitimate peado completely undettered. It's insane to me.

 

 

Edited May 21, 2022 by Hanshithispantz

[loki679]

21 minutes ago, Hank Marvin said:

 

*Ahem* *Ahem*

 

Inspired by the recent events of our southern neighbours in the capital I call this piece...

 

The day of the mackem play-off parade

 

The fountains of London ran brown that day
As ace lager cans were thrown away
Into the Thames where they'd float astray
Unlike league 1 where they'd eventually stay
The day of the mackem play-off parade

 

And how the people did gawp at the awful display
The banker, the butcher, diplomatic attache
Until compelled to turn away
Nauseous with odours direct from Bombay
(Shouldn't have eaten so much Panda Buffet)
'The freakshows in town' the people did say
At the grim, grotesque red and white ballet
I think some even got done for affray
The day of the mackem play-off parade

 

Then to wembley they'd eventually stagger
Sunburnt & red, faces caked in fish batter
Then one shouted out
"av pissed mesel marra"
As Wycombe marched on
Sunlun dreams would go shatter
And 'not today', the radio'd say
The day of the mackem play-off parade

 

So back to work and back to grind
In the booth of the amusement ride
Watchin the bairns act unrefined
Applied to Lidl, but got declined
Think Jermaine might be re-signed

At 45 years & a day

The cutting edge of sunlun forward play

Definitely would have started today

The day of the mackem play-off parade

 

But there isn't really more to say
Went to London, got put away
Spent some money on a day
To watch some monkeys mis-behave
On the pitch & on the pave
Shat in that fountain did you Dave?
Oh sunlun fc, what a charade!
On that day of the mackem play-off parade

 

Just awful.  The effort and time that's gone into this shite patter is a sad stain on you as a person and this forum as a whole.

 

Bow your head in shame.

[Rich]

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

Said it before, Glendenning and Linehan are one and the same to me.

[Geordie Ahmed]

1 hour ago, Hovagod said:

By the way, we’re probably going to get to Wembley ourselves in the next couple of years. When we do can it not be the basis for several thousand online debates about how many each had at Trafalgar Square the night before.  Can we just stick to bars and leave them to their own sad little tradition in peace?

We already stole their flag idea so may as well steal "taking Trafalgar Square" too

[HawK]

7 minutes ago, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said:

Said it before, Glendenning and Linehan are one and the same to me.

 

I signed up to Twitter today just to block Glendenning

[1964]

That video looks like it could have been shot anytime over the last 40 years.  Sunderland, the land the time ignored

[Hank Marvin]

28 minutes ago, loki679 said:

 

Just awful.  The effort and time that's gone into this shite patter is a sad stain on you as a person and this forum as a whole.

 

Bow your head in shame.

 

Harsh.

 

I was sitting on the toilet having a shit, so my head was bowed anyway.

 

I'll leave the sad stains to your kegs.

 

Checkmate.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, RS said:

Rocking the stereotypical 80’s journo look. Diet of pastry, tattered leather coat, in the pub at 11. 
looks like the runt in a litter of English Bull Terriers. 
 

 

 

 

 

Mirror Universe @Greg

[geordie_b]

Does anyone know if they present themselves the Trafalgar Trophy before or after the game today?

[Nun tumblers]

1 hour ago, davidnolan13 said:

They got to the league cup final in 2014 that's the 1 thing they can hold over us. But they seem to use the lower league cups and play off visits as well which unless you're actually in those leagues no-one actually gives a shit about them.

 

Well I was at Wembley in 1976 for the league cup final,

My nanna's former neighbour lived at lancefield avenue in walker and the cunt scored one the Wembley great goals.

[Ken Boon]

5 minutes ago, Nun tumblers said:

Well I was at Wembley in 1976 for the league cup final,

My nanna's former neighbour lived at lancefield avenue in walker and the cunt scored one the Wembley great goals.

 

Dennis "Twatt" scored it,  I remember it well. Grrrr.

 

 

 

Edited May 21, 2022 by Ken Boon

[Nun tumblers]

4 minutes ago, Ken Boon said:

 

Dennis Twatt, I remember it well

 

I went with my fatha and left from the jubilee club tuearts fatha worked at jubilee when folk used to sign in  

His brother Kevin was also on our bus.

 

Tuaert tret his man n dad like shit a reet nasty little cunt mind

[Dr Venkman]

4 hours ago, madras said:

As I stated earlier, I can't remember the last time I heard an anti Sunderland song at SJP.

Leicester.

[Beren]

I'm passing through Wembley and surrounding areas atm. Their fans are being pretty well behaved and in good spirit. Lots of young families among them.

 

Don't know why but I non-condescendingly wish them well. Not a local mind you so probably much easier for me.

[frankpingel]

Personally don't mind them making the most of the weekend and the opportunity to gain promotion from div 3. It's the craving for acknowledgement that grinds on me. It's not anything to be proud of, being in a play off, for a club of Sunderland's size.

[Scoot]

4 minutes ago, Beren said:

I'm passing through Wembley and surrounding areas atm. Their fans are being pretty well behaved and in good spirit. Lots of young families among them.

 

Don't know why but I non-condescendingly wish them well. Not a local mind you so probably much easier for me.

 

Knew there'd be mags down there. FTM

[Guybrush]

As a local I have the same sentiment. 

 

I remember the sheer animosity between teams growing up, and as a kid you could use 'urgh, he supports Sunderland'as a devastating insult . But to be honest now I wish them no ill will, except to be beaten by us at every derby game 

 

The North East is far too tribal man. It's good for the region for a North East team to do well. I hope they win. Though, I draw the line at spelling it 'haway'.

[HaydnNUFC]

6 hours ago, Paully said:

What a bellend he is

 

 

 

State of that fat cunt trying to be witty when he's tweeted unsolicited pictures of his pecker. Vile globule of a human. 

[David Edgar]

5 years of being amused at them floundering in the 3rd division and I probably shouldn't be too fussed if they win today...

[gdm]

1 hour ago, Guybrush said:

As a local I have the same sentiment. 

 

I remember the sheer animosity between teams growing up, and as a kid you could use 'urgh, he supports Sunderland'as a devastating insult . But to be honest now I wish them no ill will, except to be beaten by us at every derby game 

 

The North East is far too tribal man. It's good for the region for a North East team to do well. I hope they win. Though, I draw the line at spelling it 'haway'.

Nah they will remind us every day that any success we will have is because of ‘blood money’ and try to convince themselves that they’d hate our takeover. Glendenning’s tweet a good example. Fuck them 

[Armchair Pundit]

Everything aside though, what on earth does the Wycombe manager look like? A poundshop Michael Bolton?

[1964]

The fucking state of Gareth Ainsworth though, looks like he's joined Judas Priest on loan.