Dan Ashworth (no longer working for Manchester United)

[Paully]

Another few ha has from me! 
 

Hillarious and much needed after yesterday! 

[Newcastle Fan]

7 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Would it be in bad taste to dig out the posts where we tried to warn Froggy?

 

Didn't he spend months  trying to convince us they have a plan and know what they are doing?

 

 

Edited December 8, 2024 by Newcastle Fan

[Dokko]

2 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Thought the same but Ornstein's article says there's an agreement that it hasn't worked and that him leaving is mutual. That was my green light to go in two-footed.

 

2 feet it is then. 😂

[Fak]

“My proudest moment here wasn’t when I increased profits by seventeen per cent…or requested a brand new stadium paid for by the tax payer without losing a single member of staff. No. It was a young DoF, first job in the club. But he came to me and went, “Mr. Ratcliffe, will you be the Godfather to my child?” Didn’t happen in the end. We had to let Dan go, he was rubbish. He was rubbish.”

 

 

 

[Nowhere Man]

 

aye well you fucked up

[Smal]

vacancy at Arsenal for the next few months if he wants it?

[samptime29]

Lol what ze fuck.

[jonny1403]

What’s this email stuff people keep mentioning?

[Shays Given Tim Flowers]

It’s like post but using computers.

[astraguy]

Best in class... Term must of ended

[Kid Icarus]

3 minutes ago, Newcastle Fan said:

 

Didn't he spend months  trying to convince us they have a plan and know what they are doing?

 

 

 

Ratcliffe was a bit more of an unknown quantity then tbf. Seems cut from the same cloth as Ashworth now we know more. No honour among thieves and all that.

[Pixelphish]

Escorted off the premise if you believe this. Suggests gross misconduct unless Jimmy threw his toys out the pram after losing.

[mouldy_uk]

2 minutes ago, jonny1403 said:

What’s this email stuff people keep mentioning?

https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/13141228/why-dan-ashworth-and-omar-berrada-email-slip-up-may-cause-manchester-united-issues

[Danh1]

44 minutes ago, sushimonster85 said:

Jesus. I know things aren't great for us at the moment, but I really think in the long run we will see just how big of a bullet we dodged losing this guy.

Summer 2023 was under his watch, whether he was the one that had final say or not. 
 

Good riddance to the little weasel cunt. Delighted it hasn’t worked out. Struggle to see him getting a new job after his last two.

 

 

[gdm]

3 minutes ago, jonny1403 said:

What’s this email stuff people keep mentioning?

IIRC He sent an email to someone at Man Utd discussing his contract terms and accidentally CC’d people from Newcastle or something 

[gdm]

If you want a laugh 

[STM]

Looks like they've fallen out and he's been sacked.

[TRon]

37 minutes ago, St1pe said:

I’d be interested to hear the actual story on this. He always seemed exceptionally good at PR. I wonder if he was just all front. 

 

Seems like he maybe got all the credit for Bloom's innovations at Brighton. In reality he was just good at organising stuff like U-14 competitions and Xmas parties.

[jack j]

16 minutes ago, gdm said:

Im laughing purely because of they way they behaved (scruffy jim on the tv every second day) and the way their fans went on (see goldbridge above) 

Aye very true!

[54]

Well this is certainly raised my spirits after yesterday  

[KaKa]

Wait, what?! No way man!   

 

This is tremendous   

[Izakaya]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaahha.

 

Marched out man. Get it riiiiiiiiiight up you. 

 

You weasel faced, Earthworm Jim looking softcock cuck. 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

10 minutes ago, Shays Given Tim Flowers said:

It’s like post but using computers.

[54]

Its good to know Man United are still a basket case. This, the ticket price scandal, and the massive job slashing. Are the fans still seeing Ratcliffe as the saver? Or are they realizing he's just a grifter there to make a buck?  

[Rich]

Bahahahaha. The gift that keeps on giving.