Dan Ashworth (on gardening leave)

[Ben]

I wonder if the football world will have changed much when he puts his bait up and goes to work in January 2026

[TK-421]

Gotta love it, like. Refers to Ashworth as a 'World Class' Sporting Director, yet won't pay an appropriate compensation for him. 

Looks like Danny boy better get back to the Garden Centre. 

 

 

Edited June 21 by TK-421

[andycap]

I bet you ashworth is thinking I've made a huge mistake getting in bed with this knacker he's utterly clueless and obviously musnt rate ashworth that much to not offer more then 2 mil. 

[madras]

4 hours ago, gjohnson said:

He's clearly come in thinking he can apply chemical industry principles and is finding out its very different

It's not so much chemistry industry principles as how large companies treat smaller ones in most (if not all) industries.

 

However he can't bully everyone in this game.

[gbandit]

5 minutes ago, andycap said:

I bet you ashworth is thinking I've made a huge mistake getting in bed with this knacker he's utterly clueless and obviously musnt rate ashworth that much to not offer more then 2 mil. 

Ashworth’s a knacker himself though, so I doubt he feels that way. He probably despises us, the twat

[Pixelphish]

Loves being centre of attention that's for sure. Probably not what you want.

[Hudson]

6 hours ago, Miggys First Goal said:

Three cunts in that photo. 

Nah, I'm not having that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's offensive to cunts 😒 

[gjohnson]

1 hour ago, madras said:

It's not so much chemistry industry principles as how large companies treat smaller ones in most (if not all) industries.

 

However he can't bully everyone in this game.

I've worked in both large and small companies and in my experience if a large company wants something from a smaller company the answer is inevitably throwing money at them. Having had the misfortune of dealing with Ineos, I know they like to lowball and try to litigate to death

[Armchair Pundit]

I still reckon Ashworth is working for Man Utd on the sly already. Even if it's scouting or whatever, there's no way of proving he isn't and him and Man Utd clearly don't give that much of a fuck about getting caught out after his tapping up emails earlier in the year.

[OCK]

Ann Dashworth 

[Keegans Export]

7 hours ago, LFEE said:

 

He's Schrodinger's Sporting Director. Simultaneously fantastic at his job & a vital cog in the rejuvenation of Manchester United but also not worth more than a few million quid.

[Miggys First Goal]

8 hours ago, LFEE said:

 

Add another million to Ashworth’s fee every time this cunt opens his mouth about us. 

[Joelinton7]

Omg I like a tweet from Luke 🫨 

[PauloGeordio]

7 minutes ago, Joelinton7 said:

Omg I like a tweet from Luke 🫨 

[UV]

14 hours ago, Armchair Pundit said:

I still reckon Ashworth is working for Man Utd on the sly already. Even if it's scouting or whatever, there's no way of proving he isn't and him and Man Utd clearly don't give that much of a fuck about getting caught out after his tapping up emails earlier in the year.

 

Aside from the fact that it would be impossible to do the job he's supposed to do without people outside Man U from knowing about it, why would he risk his professional reputation and likely legal action when he's not even being paid by them yet?

[manorpark]

13 hours ago, Miggys First Goal said:

Add another million to Ashworth’s fee every time this cunt opens his mouth about us. 

 

I like that idea !!

 

[LFEE]

 

[Ikon]

Good. Our boss definitely isn’t one who budges if he’s decided on one thing. He has thick skin on his nose to say at least  

 

 

Edited Saturday at 10:28 by Ikon

[Elric]

Christ, that was the first time I'd heard this old cunt talk at length

 

How about you sort of, y'know, shut the fuck up, Jimmy. 

[80]

1 hour ago, UV said:

 

Aside from the fact that it would be impossible to do the job he's supposed to do without people outside Man U from knowing about it, why would he risk his professional reputation and likely legal action when he's not even being paid by them yet?

I don't know, ask Omar Berrada.

[gjohnson]

1 hour ago, UV said:

 

Aside from the fact that it would be impossible to do the job he's supposed to do without people outside Man U from knowing about it, why would he risk his professional reputation and likely legal action when he's not even being paid by them yet?

Pretty easy when you have enough in the bank to never have to work again

[Armchair Pundit]

2 hours ago, UV said:

 

Aside from the fact that it would be impossible to do the job he's supposed to do without people outside Man U from knowing about it, why would he risk his professional reputation and likely legal action when he's not even being paid by them yet?

 

Hasn't he already though? Just the email exchange over him being tapped up is enough. You say he couldn't do his job, but it's experience and observation that are his key roles, he could pass any information garnered via an intermediary easily enough.

[Optimistic Nut]

Every time he talks we should just make an official £4.75m bid for Bruno Fernandes or something ridiculous just as a point.

 

 

Edited Saturday at 12:01 by Optimistic Nut

[PauloGeordio]

1 hour ago, LFEE said:

 

 

Don Toon 2 HRS AGO

“I was unaware that the Dan Ashworth situation had turned into a row? Who is rowing? My understanding is that ManU want him, he wants to go to ManU but as he is Toon property for the next 18 months we are refusing to let him go on the cheap. We want £20m and ManU want him for £3m hence we have a stalemate, nothing brutal about it at all it's just business - bit like the Jesse Lingard situation was. Howey the lads!”

 

👆🏻In a nutshell

 

 

 

Edited Saturday at 12:07 by PauloGeordio

[gbandit]

Brexit Jim could be dead by the time Ashworth is there. Time is money for the old timer