Dinho lad Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Christ did Danny Dyer ghost write? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 If that's true- shitey behaviour all around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Who thought that’d be a good idea to add that to his book. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 "The number of times Ashley Cole and I had threesomes!" "We were high-fiving each other over her back. We had a little tea break and then went at it again." Aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 A tea break? I was scrolling through recommended news and there was a Pennant autobiography extract. The headline alone told me it'd be the most utterly pointless autobiography you would ever read; can't even remember what it was it was that bad. Unsurprising the little freak has so little to talk about that he needs to include grim reading like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 I don't understand why footballers are so into threesomes (or, if you want to be more precise, 'spitroasts') If I drew up a list of 'things I'd want in the room while I am getting my end away', 'a work colleague with an erection' would be right down there between 'hungry wild boar' and 'bottle of novichok (leaking)'. What is wrong with them? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 I wish sone vile, terminal, cock rotting diseases on cunts like Pennant and Ashley fucking Cole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 After the first sentence I thought it was going to be about the trappings of pretending to be laddish or whatever. Turns out that he's just the bellend everyone already thought he was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 I don't understand why footballers are so into threesomes (or, if you want to be more precise, 'spitroasts') If I drew up a list of 'things I'd want in the room while I am getting my end away', 'a work colleague with an erection' would be right down there between 'hungry wild boar' and 'bottle of novichok (leaking)'. What is wrong with them? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Totally agree I don't I've ever seen another man's bonk on in the flesh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 i'd admire the honesty on some level if that's followed up with some recognition that the behaviour is/was reprehensible etc. but i assume it's not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Totally agree I don't I've ever seen another man's bonk on in the flesh. Benidorm. Was drinking in a bar and a Pitbull lookalike and a woman dressed as a nun started banging. That was the bar's entertainment, Benidorm is a crackers place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Totally agree I don't I've ever seen another man's bonk on in the flesh. Benidorm. Was drinking in a bar and a Pitbull lookalike and a woman dressed as a nun started banging. That was the bar's entertainment, Benidorm is a crackers place. ...at 10am Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 i'd admire the honesty on some level if that's followed up with some recognition that the behaviour is/was reprehensible etc. but i assume it's not It's still refreshingly honest, though. Yeah, he's a cunt and he's proud to be a cunt because the cunts he surrounds himself with, reward his cuntish behaviour. As do the victims/participants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Has anybody in here ever been asked by a girl to spitroast them? I have. And I did. It was shit because after 20 seconds my mates cock was flapping around like a fire hose, jizing all over the place. I couldn't stop laughing. But that's not the point. The point is, this girl REALLY wanted a 3some. It had been her fantasy since she was kissed by two blokes on holiday, and we just happened to be the lucky ticket holders. I had to convince my mate that there was nowt gay about it, like, and he ended up dating the girl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 I like you less and less with every post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Spitroast has to be one of the ugliest pieces of figurative language going. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Totally agree I don't I've ever seen another man's bonk on in the flesh. Benidorm. Was drinking in a bar and a Pitbull lookalike and a woman dressed as a nun started banging. That was the bar's entertainment, Benidorm is a crackers place. No way that's not the ones that do the Star Wars hoverboard show now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Richard Keys twitter account has been suspended Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Richard Keys twitter account has been suspended Tarmac! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Richard Keys twitter account has been suspended Tarmac! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Clarence Seedorf named the new manager of Cameroon with Patrick Kluivert as his assistant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 538 have done a big international ranking of teams that will be updated https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/global-club-soccer-rankings/ We're 64th in the world, 11th in England. We have <1% chance of winning the league, 3% of champions league qualification and 16% chance of relegation. We've a 20% chance of winning tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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