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A tea break? :lol:

 

I was scrolling through recommended news and there was a Pennant autobiography extract. The headline alone told me it'd be the most utterly pointless autobiography you would ever read; can't even remember what it was it was that bad. Unsurprising the little freak has so little to talk about that he needs to include grim reading like that.

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I don't understand why footballers are so into threesomes (or, if you want to be more precise, 'spitroasts')

 

If I drew up a list of 'things I'd want in the room while I am getting my end away', 'a work colleague with an erection' would be right down there between 'hungry wild boar' and 'bottle of novichok (leaking)'.

 

What is wrong with them?

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After the first sentence I thought it was going to be about the trappings of pretending to be laddish or whatever. Turns out that he's just the bellend everyone already thought he was.

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I don't understand why footballers are so into threesomes (or, if you want to be more precise, 'spitroasts')

 

If I drew up a list of 'things I'd want in the room while I am getting my end away', 'a work colleague with an erection' would be right down there between 'hungry wild boar' and 'bottle of novichok (leaking)'.

 

What is wrong with them?

 

:lol:

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Totally agree I don't I've ever seen another man's bonk on in the flesh.

 

Benidorm. Was drinking in a bar and a Pitbull lookalike and a woman dressed as a nun started banging. That was the bar's entertainment, Benidorm is a crackers place.

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Totally agree I don't I've ever seen another man's bonk on in the flesh.

 

Benidorm. Was drinking in a bar and a Pitbull lookalike and a woman dressed as a nun started banging. That was the bar's entertainment, Benidorm is a crackers place.

 

...at 10am

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i'd admire the honesty on some level if that's followed up with some recognition that the behaviour is/was reprehensible etc. but i assume it's not :lol:

 

It's still refreshingly honest, though. Yeah, he's a cunt and he's proud to be a cunt because the cunts he surrounds himself with, reward his cuntish behaviour. As do the victims/participants.

 

 

 

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Has anybody in here ever been asked by a girl to spitroast them? I have. And I did. It was shit because after 20 seconds my mates cock was flapping around like a fire hose, jizing all over the place. I couldn't stop laughing.

 

But that's not the point. The point is, this girl REALLY wanted a 3some. It had been her fantasy since she was kissed by two blokes on holiday, and we just happened to be the lucky ticket holders. I had to convince my mate that there was nowt gay about it, like, and he ended up dating the girl.

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Totally agree I don't I've ever seen another man's bonk on in the flesh.

 

Benidorm. Was drinking in a bar and a Pitbull lookalike and a woman dressed as a nun started banging. That was the bar's entertainment, Benidorm is a crackers place.

 

:lol: No way that's not the ones that do the Star Wars hoverboard show now.

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