Optimistic Nut Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 REIGNING CHAMPIONS: EVERTON Knew all the years of total shit were worth it. https://imgflip.com/gif/4jig6r Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 That’s brilliant but what about if the title could only change hands on a Sunday? Can you do it all again and tell me the answer to that? Anyone able to do this? Found it interesting actually. You should do a CL one and find the true champions of Europe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokerprince2004 Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Will restart again tomorrow with Leicester being given the title back due to Sheff Wed’s relegation. This is where you need to start alternate universes. Want to see where it ends up if it sticks with relegated teams now. I mean, you did say it doesn't take you long... Or correcting injustices, like Sheffield United going down when West Ham cheated with Tevez & Mascherano, or when Wolves missed out on automatic promotion when the PL went from 22 to 20 teams... Fairly sure it was Reading who missed out on automatic promotion not Wolves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Will restart again tomorrow with Leicester being given the title back due to Sheff Wed’s relegation. This is where you need to start alternate universes. Want to see where it ends up if it sticks with relegated teams now. I mean, you did say it doesn't take you long... Or correcting injustices, like Sheffield United going down when West Ham cheated with Tevez & Mascherano, or when Wolves missed out on automatic promotion when the PL went from 22 to 20 teams... Fairly sure it was Reading who missed out on automatic promotion not Wolves Right you are - and thank you for correcting 25 years of thinking Wolves were hard done by. Have no idea why I remember it that way... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 That’s brilliant but what about if the title could only change hands on a Sunday? Can you do it all again and tell me the answer to that? Anyone able to do this? Found it interesting actually. You should do a CL one and find the true champions of Europe. No interest at all in that. Not sure how that would work anyway? If BATE Barisov fluke a dead rubber against Bayern Munich for example and don’t play in the Champions League again then it’s kaput. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 ... then it’d be easy to do.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Marcus Rashford's Twitter feed is a joy to read - what a top, top, top lad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCK Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Look which bellend has started to spam the NUFC reddit thing (it's LeeRyder btw) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 That’s brilliant but what about if the title could only change hands on a Sunday? Can you do it all again and tell me the answer to that? Anyone able to do this? Found it interesting actually. You should do a CL one and find the true champions of Europe. No interest at all in that. Not sure how that would work anyway? If BATE Barisov fluke a dead rubber against Bayern Munich for example and don’t play in the Champions League again then it’s kaput. They'd be reigning champions until they return... Or you follow boxing rules, and count them team no longer qualified as "retired" and arrange the fight for the title between the two next contenders, i.e. the champion before BATE against whoever they are up against. It's not hard at all, and both options work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Look which bellend has started to spam the NUFC reddit thing (it's LeeRyder btw) Tragic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 "Due to a mishap in communication this commission is now up for Auction.. The customer ordered over the phone and asked for a painting of someone called Steve Bruce in a Newcastle shirt?!Having misheard him I thought he said Zeus, in a Newcastle shirt. " https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10224351374077984&id=1413767077&scmts=scwspsdd How was the paintin did ya say? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Good job he didnt actually want a Zeus painting because thats Neptune. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 it gets even worse for the lad - neither zeus nor neptune are even real. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Jimmy 'the tramp' isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 I dunno could be Alan Moore Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 Thought people may enjoy a story of one of our old shit managers from the athletic Alan Pardew, his manager at Palace, had devised a shooting drill and asked the squad to split into two groups: right-footers in one line, left-footers in another. Bamford sidled into position but was told by one of Pardew’s coaches that he was in the wrong place. “You’re right-footed,” the coach said. “Move over there.” Bamford was bemused. His other foot was his strongest and had always been his strongest. The reason he had played on the right at Middlesbrough during the previous season was because Aitor Karanka thought he would thrive by cutting inside and shooting with his left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCK Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 :lol: Imagine being a pro footballer and having to line up in righties and lefties. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Everyone born in the first half of the year, this side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Everyone born in the first half of the year, this side. that was my exact first thought too, get in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Holden Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 I see Amazon are offering to deliver Morrison's. Checked it out and they're going to notify me when I can start shopping. What you after like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 I see Amazon are offering to deliver Morrison's. Checked it out and they're going to notify me when I can start shopping. What you after like? Wrong thread. Thought I was in chat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 2020/21 CRYSTAL PALACE 1-0 Southampton (4,7) Crystal Palace 1-2 EVERTON (4,17) SOUTHAMPTON 2-0 Everton (8,17) August 1992 to date: 21 times: Chelsea, Liverpool 20 times: Man Utd 17 times: Everton, Man City, Newcastle, Tottenham 16 times: Arsenal, West Ham 10 times: Blackburn 9 times: Aston Villa, Fulham, Middlesbrough 8 times : Southampton 7 times: Bolton 6 times: Leicester, Sheff Wed, West Brom 5 titles: Coventry, Portsmouth, Sunderland, Swansea 4 titles: Burnley, Crystal Palace, Leeds, Watford, Wimbledon 3 titles: Birmingham, Norwich, Preston 2 titles: Bradford, Brighton, QPR, Wigan 1 title: Barnsley, Bournemouth, Cardiff, Charlton, Crewe, Gillingham, Grimsby, Huddersfield, Hull, Nottingham Forest, Preston, Sheff Utd, Stockport, Wolves REIGNING CHAMPIONS: SOUTHAMPTON Southampton cost us a title shot next week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cheesy Beans Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Mad that Coventry have more titles than Crystal Palace despite being out of the league for so long and Palace being in it for so many years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Anyone seen you can now get co op on just eat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cheesy Beans Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Anyone seen you can now get co op on just eat I’m assuming you’re lost Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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