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Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)


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I've really enjoyed not having to think about this cunt over the last few months. Will be back to hatewatching and/or avoiding them red cunts as soon as he's back. 

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30 minutes ago, Mike said:

 

1. Agents have licenses?!

 

2. This stupid cunt hired an agent without a license?!

 

1. Yes. FIFA decided they wanted to get even more money for absolutely nothing as they made it mandatory for agents to take and pass an exam only FIFA can arrange and only FIFA can set the entrance fee cost... The exam is absolute bullshit and 100% a money grab, because if it actually was about "ensuring agents are competent and have knowledge of national and international transfer laws and regulations" like FIFA claim it is – you'd have to take the exam after actually having studied the 583 page curriculum to such a degree you'd be able to answer the questions on the test based on your actual knowledge/memory... not by looking up the answer to each question in said 583 page curriculum as you're allowed to look through it whenever you want when taking the exam... :lol: 

 

2. He certainly feels like the type of person who'd be dumb enough to do that, yes.

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Football 365 being utterly shameless, again.

 

Isak has apparently told his agent he fancies a change of scenery and believes Barcelona has a style of play that suits him best.

 

While it would be funny as fuck it has to be bullshit...

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4 minutes ago, toon25 said:

Rat cunt knows he's not an automatic starter given Ekitike's form and quality. Fucking LOL.

I've had the fear for a while that they're going to bring in Alonso, he'll play them together in a 3-5-2, and they'll be absolutely incredible :icon_puke_l::anguish:

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What a shit decision this has turned out to be;  a real ‘dig two graves’ lose-lose saga. Can’t recall a more impactful negative transfer for both player and club, certainly not involving us. 

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4 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

What a shit decision this has turned out to be;  a real ‘dig two graves’ lose-lose saga. Can’t recall a more impactful negative transfer for both player and club, certainly not involving us. 

 

It's even worse than that, uts both player and both clubs, everyone would have been better off if he just stayed.

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Isn’t he getting paid more than double there and on a long contract? He’ll be fucking laughing. As if he gives a shit about actually playing.

 

Hope the Barca rumour is true and he dies from drowning in scouse spit.

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

What a shit decision this has turned out to be;  a real ‘dig two graves’ lose-lose saga. Can’t recall a more impactful negative transfer for both player and club, certainly not involving us. 

All 3 parties in the deal are significantly worse off.

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6 minutes ago, Miggys First Goal said:

Could Barcelona even afford him?

 

When has Barcelona being billions of pounds in debt ever stopped Barcelona from spending hundreds of millions on new players?

 

 

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I think pretty much everyone on here said that the best case scenario for all parties would be for him to give us one more season on a new deal circa 200k a week and at the end of the season go to Barça or Bayern on even more money than he's getting at Liverpool and live out his days racking up goals against the tin pot dross they play nearly every other week, riding off into the sunset as a bonafide Newcastle legend.

 

Such a shame.

 

 

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