Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Kanj]

15 minutes ago, TBG said:

 

 

 

Honestly some of your random shit has been comic gold last few weeks, mate. cheers.  

[Holloway]

If he stays how are you celebrating his first goal back ?

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

If he does stay there will be plenty of ITK's on here look completely silly

 

[bobbydazzla]

I was at a wedding with Downie last summer, was going to ask him to hit me up with all the inside NUFC info but then the DJ dopped On A Ragga Tip and I spent the rest of the night throwing shapes in front of the lasers 

[Holloway]

1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said:

I was at a wedding with Downie last summer, was going to ask him to hit me up with all the inside NUFC info but then the DJ dopped On A Ragga Tip and I spent the rest of the night throwing shapes in front of the lasses

 

[bobbydazzla]

[Optimistic Nut]

27 minutes ago, GideonShandy said:

Fuck any new contract.

 

To be fair, if we see him as being worth £150m, only right we view him that way in terms of wages. Doubt he'll get anywhere near £300k but could see him being given £180-200k

[Paully]

Ferk him -.Hope the piss-taking on strike tosser goes

[Tiotes Witch Doctor]

Will the rest of the squad not be a bit angry if he's rewarded by being made into the top earner after all this?

[gdm]

Now a likelyhood Isak signs a new deal?  I suspect the context is depending on what’s said before the clip starts 

[Doc]

Wish you’d get off the fence Paully. 😁

[Smal]

Jacobs sounds every bit the dweeb I had him down as

[Kid Icarus]

First time I've seen him even hint that we, despite holding all the cards, have any cards st all.

 

[Miggys First Goal]

We should just go for Barcola for laughs. 

[ryanegg]

 

 

 

 

7 minutes ago, gdm said:

Now a likelyhood Isak signs a new deal?  I suspect the context is depending on what’s said before the clip starts 

 

His mouth moves so mad I thought it was a deep fake.

 

 

Edited August 11, 2025 by ryanegg

[CheicksCalfs]

32 minutes ago, Holloway said:

If he stays how are you celebrating his first goal back ?

Hat trick in the 2nd game would be lovely 

[The Butcher]

[christ]

4 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

First time I've seen him even hint that we, despite holding all the cards, have any cards st all.

 

Why the fuck does he talk like an anime villain?

[Moose]

3 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

First time I've seen him even hint that we, despite holding all the cards, have any cards st all.

 

 

'As they wait for Newcastle's decision'.

 

I must have missed the part where we rejected their bid unequivocally

[Menace]

"I tried my best Mr Hughes"

[Moose]

Romano has been shouting from the rooftops all summer about how it's only matter of time before Isak joins Liverpool, the cunt has been relentless with it. Although the language he uses now makes it sound like he's slowly retreating and gradually breaking the news to dipper fans that Newcastle have the temerity to refuse their derisory offers.

And I won't accept that his change in wording is down to English being his 2nd language, his grasp of the English language is second to none

 

 

Edited August 11, 2025 by Moose

[GideonShandy]

6 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

 

To be fair, if we see him as being worth £150m, only right we view him that way in terms of wages. Doubt he'll get anywhere near £300k but could see him being given £180-200k

 

Tino signed for £35 million, now worth £70 million, so let's double his wages. 

Bruno signed for £40 million, now worth £80 million, so let's double his wages too.

Gordon signed for £40 million, give him a 50% wage hike.

Same with Tonali, signed for £60 million, now worth £90 million.  50% hike.

 

No, screw them, all they've done is honour their contracts, behave like pros and give 100% for the club. 

 

Let's just reward the guy who went on strike, disrespected the club, teammates and manager, and ruined our transfer window. Otherwise he'll be really cross.

 

[Dokko]

Mind, Isak could sign a deal and cite his unhappiness with the lack of ambition the club has shown, especially in the transfer market over the last few windows, and after signing x, y & z feels he's been listened to and happy to continue on. If he did, it would be hard to disagree. Could even be hailed as the catalyst to get the club into action. 

[Optimistic Nut]

Just now, GideonShandy said:

 

Tino signed for £35 million, now worth £70 million, so let's double his wages. 

Bruno signed for £40 million, now worth £80 million, so let's double his wages too.

Gordon signed for £40 million, give him a 50% wage hike.

Same with Tonali, signed for £60 million, now worth £90 million.  50% hike.

 

No, screw them, all they've done is honour their contracts, behave like pros and give 100% for the club. 

 

Let's just reward the guy who went on strike, disrespected the club, teammates and manager, and ruined our transfer window. Otherwise he'll be really cross.

 

 

Difference is Isak is probably the best striker in the world. 

[Bunk Moreland]