Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[morpeth mag]

Ideally we buy a replacement; fine Isak every week he's not available; turn every LFC bid down; accept a Saudi bid of £150m on 2 September and offer him a new contract with an option to leave in 2026 abroad. Should be staying or should he go?

[mattypnufc]

Agent text to the usual culprits ‘nowts happening chaps, it’s not working, push the same thing again for me, here’s some £’ 

[JUICE690]

7 minutes ago, gdm said:

 

[HawK]

Has moved above Owen in the rankings imo.

[Vinny Green Balls]

1 minute ago, JUICE690 said:

Exactly. Who gives a shit? We already know he's not featuring before the window closes. But he's fucked when it closes. A bicycle playing chicken with a lorry.

[Gottlob]

The last resort is going to be to turn all of this over to our social media team, who can subtly release their AI-generated video 'What Alexander Isak really thinks of the Hillsborough disaster'.

 

 

[OverThere]

Is this douche bag on the payroll of Liverpool or Isak's agent or both?

[KennyUtd]

Loathsome. Just fuckin loathsome. 

[mattypnufc]

1 minute ago, OverThere said:

Is this douche bag on the payroll of Liverpool or Isak's agent or both?

Probably both. 

[OverThere]

The more tweets the more I hope we just ask him if he is available to play each week and if the answer is no fine the cunt

 

 

Edited August 14, 2025 by OverThere

[christ]

So absolutely no new developments, but there’s a content gap that needs filling.

[ryanegg]

2 minutes ago, Gottlob said:

The last resort is going to be to turn all of this over to our social media team, who can subtly release their AI-generated video 'What Alexander Isak really thinks of the Hillsborough disaster'.

 

 

 

Just a pic of him reading the Sun will do.

[madras]

16 minutes ago, gdm said:

 

Eddie Howe's plan remains clear, even if Isak begged there's no way he'd play any part in the next two games with lack of pre season.

 

That's not directed at you gdm but at Romano.

[Pixelphish]

So Hope tweets out an article, minutes later Romanonce regurgitates the same old shite. The transparency is overwhelming.

[Ben]

15 minutes ago, HawK said:

Has moved above Owen in the rankings imo.

 

Not quite yet, with some million to one miracle Isak could play for us again.

[Miggys First Goal]

[geordiekris]

Liverpool will try low ball us last minute hoping we panic. 
 

Hope we tell them to fuck off. 

[thomas]

Just now, Ben said:

 

Not quite yet, with some million to one miracle Isak could play for us again.

 

I think that train has sailed. his camp's comms have left essentially no wriggle room at this point. completely unsalvageable. 

[TRon]

14 minutes ago, christ said:

So absolutely no new developments, but there’s a content gap that needs filling.

 

Yeah, there wasn't really a gap for the same twaddle to be recycled tbh, it's nothing we didn't know already. 

[TRon]

Just now, thomas said:

 

I think that train has sailed. his camp's comms have left essentially no wriggle room at this point. completely unsalvageable. 

 

What is he going to do if Liverpool don't come up with the money? Refuse to play for a year?

 

 

[thomas]

Just now, TRon said:

 

What is he going to do if Liverpool don't come up with the money? Refuse to play for a year?

 

 

how could eddie ever trust him on the pitch again? how could his teammates? 

[nufcjmc]

So just thinking more on the wait till jan with 1 new striker and Gordon. 

 

Other than what others have said everyone knows summer is better value than Jan which target that hasn't already moved is likely to be more available in Jan than this summer? If there is  no new emerging ideas then what's the point of waiting. 

 

To me it just seems like a stupid idea. 

[Toonpack]

Just now, TRon said:

 

What is he going to do if Liverpool don't come up with the money? Refuse to play for a year?

 

 

 

While getting fined 2 weeks wages for evey game missed.

[PauloGeordio]

1 minute ago, TRon said:

 

What is he going to do if Liverpool don't come up with the money? Refuse to play for a year?

 

 

No he’ll play.

[David Edgar]

Isak doesn't intend to play for Newcastle in games Newcastle have absolutely no intention of picking him for.

 

Smart lad.