Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Mahoneys Tache]

1 hour ago, Fak said:

 

Kinda hope he wins something now and he's not there to collect it .

‘and the winner is Alexander Isak, but he’s acting like a cunt so we’re giving it to Jamie Vardy instead.’

[Guest]

12 minutes ago, geordiesteve710 said:

 

As someone who still goes regularly-ish to away games, I wouldn't expect my opinion to be taken particularly seriously or any more importantly than anyone else's.

 

Fwiw  I didn't sing "one greedy bastard" on Saturday because a)it's a bit cringey and b) it just plays into Isak's/Liverpool's hands. I understand why others chose to do so on Saturday but I would imagine if he stays then he will be backed when he's on the field (so long as he looks like he's trying) even if it's without any underlying affection.

 

Dabbled a few times in my early 20s but the only white powder I've seen in decades is for my morning coffee so wouldn't say that makes me a cokehead.

To be fair I like hearing from people who go to away games. I never get to away games now so like hearing the opinions. I even (in my weaker moments) watch some of the YouTube stuff to reminisce and remind me what I’m missing. Grounds don’t look as good as in my day though.

[Pixelphish]

2 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

I’ve taken more drugs in the last 24 hours than even the radgiest of NUFC away ends  

I feel you brother. I had two wisdom teeth out under general last year and the recovery for me was horrendous. Ended up being re-admitted because my jaw was swollen shut and I couldn't even take in fluids properly.

 

Also fuck Isak.

[TheBrownBottle]

11 minutes ago, Pixelphish said:

I feel you brother. I had two wisdom teeth out under general last year and the recovery for me was horrendous. Ended up being re-admitted because my jaw was swollen shut and I couldn't even take in fluids properly.

 

Also fuck Isak.

Cheers mate - and that sounds like a nightmare.  My bottom two were too deep into the jawline, so to avoid nerve damage they did a coronectomy on each of them, needing to drill the bone away and leaving part of the tooth root in place.  I look like I’m storing seeds for winter.

[PauloGeordio]

1 minute ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Cheers mate - and that sounds like a nightmare.  My bottom two were too deep into the jawline, so to avoid nerve damage they did a coronectomy on each of them, needing to drill the bone away and leaving part of the tooth root in place.  I look like I’m storing seeds for winter.

Not funny I’m sure. Hope that settles down asap for you.

[TheBrownBottle]

Just now, PauloGeordio said:

Not funny I’m sure. Hope that settles down asap for you.

Haha cheers mate - tbf I keep laughing every time I see my face.  Proper Don Corleone bog paper jowls 😁

[54]

Two weeks today until this toad has to come back into training with his tail between his legs, and get chopped in half by Big Joe the first time he takes a touch. 

[BergenMagpie]

According to that 'memecastle united' account on istagram, Isak has nominated Matt Targett in the PFA player of the season awards  

[geordiesteve710]

34 minutes ago, Foxy Ruel said:

To be fair I like hearing from people who go to away games. I never get to away games now so like hearing the opinions. I even (in my weaker moments) watch some of the YouTube stuff to reminisce and remind me what I’m missing. Grounds don’t look as good as in my day though.

 

They're definitely not.

 

That goes for most home crowds as well tbf- very few loud/intimidating stadiums in the league compares to 20 or 30 years ago.

 

Or maybe that's just my hearing going

[Dr Venkman]

36 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Cheers mate - and that sounds like a nightmare.  My bottom two were too deep into the jawline, so to avoid nerve damage they did a coronectomy on each of them, needing to drill the bone away and leaving part of the tooth root in place.  I look like I’m storing seeds for winter.

Oh Lord Jesus that sounds horrific.

[kingxlnc]

Another clear sign that Howe and NUFC were completely blindsided by this is we let Wilson leave on a free. Trust me if they had any inkling they would have let him stay one more season just in case.

[Coffee_Johnny]

Is there some Freudian Isak=pain metaphor going on in here? Sometimes toothache is just toothache lads. 

[jack j]

52 minutes ago, 54 said:

Two weeks today until this toad has to come back into training with his tail between his legs, and get chopped in half by Big Joe the first time he takes a touch. 

Honestly think he is too far gone into this mental toxic mode that he will just remain on strike if we don't sell him before the deadline. 

 

Think the club know theres a chance of that as well so they'll eventually cave in

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by jack j

[GeordieDazzler]

2 minutes ago, jack j said:

Honestly think he is too far gone into this mental toxic mode that he will just remain on strike if we don't sell him before the deadline. 

 

Think the club know theres a chance of that as well so they'll eventually cave in

 

 

 

Hmmm Isak has pretty much avoided saying anything on the record. Everything has been via proxy’s which gives him plausible deniability. Howe has been pretty conciliatory in his comments too. It hurts absolutely everyone especially him if he continues this past the window closing. 

[gbandit]

If he continues it past this window then his career is in flames. He becomes a pariah, if he isn’t one already. I’d say he potentially becomes too toxic for a lot of the top clubs to go after 

[Benwell Lad]

There's obviously a lot of discontent and justifiable anger at Isac but never take the noise that fans make in a stadium too literally.

An easily remembered catchy ditty always has more people joining in than something new.

Booing is another example. 1,000 people in a 50,000 stadium boo and 49,000 don't, the audible 1,000 make the story.

Our press love things like this no matter how unrepresentative it may be.

[Coffee_Johnny]

Top twenty strikers in the world (apparently…)

1. Erling Haarland (too Norwegian)

2. Harry Kane (too old)

3. Robert Lewandowski (as above) 

4. Alexander Isak (too painful…) 

5. Ousmane Dembele (MLF)

6. Kylian Mbappe (Loves SJP)

7. Victor Osimhen (Yes please)

8. Julian Alvarez (we missed the boat)

9. Viktor Gyokeres (never mind)

10. Lautaro Martinez (Yes please)

11. Omar Marmoush (Manced-up)

12. Ollie Watkins (Yes please)

13. Kai Havertz (unlucky for some)

14. Serhou Guirassy (Yes please) 

15. Benjamin Sesko (tried and failed)

16. Hugo Ekitike (As above)

17. Cristiano Ronaldo (Saudi gift?)

18. Marcus Thuram (Bob Hope…)

19. Yoane Wissa (Trying…)

20. Dominic Solanke (£55m last year) 

 

https://www.sportbible.com/football/football-news/top-20-strikers-ranked-haaland-kane-isak-gyokeres-352821-20250729

 

Sell number 4 (£150m). Buy number 7 (for £90m Galatasaray can flip him for a 40% profit) and no. 19 (for £45m) £15m towards another player. How hard can it be??

 

 

 

[jack j]

12 minutes ago, gbandit said:

If he continues it past this window then his career is in flames. He becomes a pariah, if he isn’t one already. I’d say he potentially becomes too toxic for a lot of the top clubs to go after 

Might not be a striker as such. But i would bet my bottom dollar on numerous niggles and strains, and if he does get on the pitch. Nowt but half arsed performances. 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

If Solanke is 20th best striker in the world then I must be about 32nd. 

[Collage]

Salah not in the top 20 then, scored 29 goals last season 

[GeordieDazzler]

He’s a winger 

[Kid Icarus]

2 hours ago, Groundhog63 said:

Get ya tongue out of their arses man 😂

A few thousand coke heads who've got exclusive access to away tickets and the money, or the neglect, to attend don't represent 100,000s of other fans. Or make them any better

 

 

 

😉

 

Ps Isak IS a cunt, obvs

 

It was more a defence than lauding tbh. Our away fans are 100% more important and dedicated fans than me, you, and especially the person thousands of miles away that just dismissed them as coked up kids. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by Kid Icarus

[Menace]

I'm surprised no one's taken a punt on Boniface this summer.

[Geordie Magpie]

15 hours ago, Beren said:

This is turning so improbably ugly. I wonder how his mental health is tbh. The pressure if/when he finally plays again too (for whoever) must be unreal.

£150k a week to do fuck all this summer, will slightly help his mental health!

[kingxlnc]

12 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Top twenty strikers in the world (apparently…)

1. Erling Haarland (too Norwegian)

2. Harry Kane (too old)

3. Robert Lewandowski (as above) 

4. Alexander Isak (too painful…) 

5. Ousmane Dembele (MLF)

6. Kylian Mbappe (Loves SJP)

7. Victor Osimhen (Yes please)

8. Julian Alvarez (we missed the boat)

9. Viktor Gyokeres (never mind)

10. Lautaro Martinez (Yes please)

11. Omar Marmoush (Manced-up)

12. Ollie Watkins (Yes please)

13. Kai Havertz (unlucky for some)

14. Serhou Guirassy (Yes please) 

15. Benjamin Sesko (tried and failed)

16. Hugo Ekitike (As above)

17. Cristiano Ronaldo (Saudi gift?)

18. Marcus Thuram (Bob Hope…)

19. Yoane Wissa (Trying…)

20. Dominic Solanke (£55m last year) 

 

https://www.sportbible.com/football/football-news/top-20-strikers-ranked-haaland-kane-isak-gyokeres-352821-20250729

 

Sell number 4 (£150m). Buy number 7 (for £90m Galatasaray can flip him for a 40% profit) and no. 19 (for £45m) £15m towards another player. How hard can it be??

 

 

 

Agreed - 7, 10, 14, 17, 18, 19 and the summer is salvagable

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by kingxlnc