Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Turnbull2000]

Doubt we'll ever really find out what's been going on between Isak, Mitchell and the club.

[Lush Vlad]

12 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said:

 

Which we're all still waiting for.

If he wants 300 bags of sand a week, believes he is one of the best number 9s in the world and wants to challenge for the biggest honours.

Shouldn’t a player such as that, at his age, with 3 years left on his deal, in the current market. Be worth a lot more than £110m?! Not our fault if Liverpool don’t rate him as highly as we and the market do. 
 

Can’t have it both ways. 
 

 

[oldtype]

Just now, M4 said:

 

"Ekitike is class, and Isak seems like a proper weirdo mentalist - we now have the ick. Kthxbye"

 

I think it's pretty clear that Liverpool are no longer interested at the prices we are quoting, hence the desperation.

[Dr.Spaceman]

The real winner tonight is the forum. All those posts and it held firm.

[54]

If this whole thing is really due to him sulking over having a new contract put on the shelf for a year.

 

Then I'm sorry, but he's on £150k a week, he earns in 1.5 days what I earn in a year. Boo fucking hoo if you didn't get a new contract, when you still have 4 years left on your ridiculous contact. 

[Smal]

Just now, The College Dropout said:

They all had 2 years or less on their deals.  Isak had 4. 
 

You only give a player with 4 years left a new contract to keep them sweet. Mitchell doesn’t know anything about that so here we are.   
 

A new contract last year prevents this kind of situation. 

yeah, I don’t really trust Eales and/or Mitchell not to have fucked it up.

 

it doesn’t justify any of this though. Poor Eddie, man.

[Chris L]

Hope where ever he ends up going to. When we play them. Half hour team snap him at every chance.  BDB. Joelinton. Bruno. Tonali and so on.  Hopefully we get a recreattion of that colback/cattermole picture from years ago. 

[STM]

I genuinely feel like that when Liverpool signed Ekitike, they only partially retained an interest in Isak, at a certain price. 

 

Theres been nothing to suggest hes some sort of "top target" since they signed Ekitike.

 

They could bid 150m for Isak and our board would likely accept, simply to wash their hands off him. But Liverpool want to lowball us and thats because they neither have finances nor the will to do a proper deal with us.

 

Just makes Isak situation more bizarre. Hes twerking for a club who's only half interested.

[nemtizz]

Al Hilal need to up their wage offer pronto.

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by nemtizz

[WilliamPS]

My takeaway is that the club really are resolute- hence this statement to try and force matters. But it’s desperate stuff. This time next week he’s going to have to reverse.

 

 

[Guest]

The NUFC piss chisel needs to blast this shit stain down the pan, what a horrible human being. 

[nufc4eva]

If the club stand up to this cunt and keep him regardless I will be so proud of the fuckers, make an example and if we don't achieve what want to this season we at least send a message and tbh Howe is so magnificent we will probably win the league out of spite of him and scousers

[Memphis]

[Optimistic Nut]

 

 

Collymore closing in.

[STM]

3 minutes ago, Funtime Frankie said:

Im not sure this is right, he has seen less experienced players get over £250k per week so would be demanding close to £300k a week there is no way with our wage structure we would be anywhere near that figure.

 

We'd give him the wages he wanted for a year before selling him on our terms.

 

Hes not interested in signing a new deal, he never was, hes interested in getting his move.

[Mike]

I've switched sides.

 

Bring Mitchell hyem.

[Miggys First Goal]

I need this cunt to do an Odemwingie on deadline day, like. Just have him at the gates of Anfield pleading to be let in. 

[STM]

The club not making a statement, is a much bigger statement.

[Stottie]

6 minutes ago, Cf said:

Liverpool must be laughing their fucking tits off here. 

 

They've done him and his agent up like and absolute kipper here. 

Yes and no. They care more about Man City, Arsenal and Chelsea, and won't be finishing above all of them without another forward. Mr "15 goals in the farmer's league, off 23 xG" is a long way off the finished article like Isak.

 

If Liverpool fans are overjoyed at ferking up a club 20 points behind them, which this has done, all I can say is that they are petty arseholes whom success is wasted on. I would be legless for six months if NUFC won the league.

 

[James]

Whatever we do, just make him regret what he has done this summer for the rest of his life.

[Elric]

I was thinking we should create some kinda "bald cunt" superthread including Mitchell, Edwards etc... none of them deserve to be lumped in with this Gravlax nonce, though. 

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by Elric

[Pandamninator]

7 minutes ago, Turnbull2000 said:

Doubt we'll ever really find out what's been going on between Isak, Mitchell and the club.

The club did a hit piece a while ago on Mitchell that leaked all his supposed misdeeds - including the Isak contract.  Was the same article about how he nixed the Trafford deal last year.

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by Pandamninator

[JT24]

The moral of the story here maybe being don't be offering out promises of a new contract when you're deeply fucked by PSR and can't deliver.

[McCormick]

Just now, STM said:

The club not making a statement, is a much bigger statement.

Disagree. We can’t just sit back and let them control the narrative.

[The College Dropout]

2 minutes ago, Smal said:

yeah, I don’t really trust Eales and/or Mitchell not to have fucked it up.

 

it doesn’t justify any of this though. Poor Eddie, man.

Aye it doesn’t. Isak is trying to burn his Tyne bridge so he can go.  
 

That’s so shitty from him. I assume the people that made promises to him have all left anyway. He owes it to us fans, Eddie and his team mates to be better than this. And himself. You rarely see a player so beloved by a club behave like this.