Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[STM]

The very best thing we can do is say, "ok you can have your move, but you must hand in a transfer request for it to happen".

 

Id also want to see the Liverpool end agreement that his agent isnt getting a fee.  Otherwise its off.

 

Id be the biggest cunts possible. There wouldnt be a clause or add on that I wouldn't explore.

[thomas]

"we are ready" is killing me   

 

all liverpool are waiting on is a trail of rose petals leading upstairs to a candlelit bedroom and newcastle presenting on all fours with a note reading "go in dry" 

[High Five o]

2 minutes ago, thomas said:

"we are ready" is killing me   

 

all liverpool are waiting on is a trail of rose petals leading upstairs to a candlelit bedroom and newcastle presenting on all fours with a note reading "go in dry" 

😂😂 Lost it here!

[Optimistic Nut]

Do they want him gift wrapped as well?

 

If we'd encouraged them to come back since we've got Woltemade, I'd be cancelling or adding on more money just for the way Romano and the like are going on. Pillock. 

[54]

Luke Edwards just asked Eddie "There is a narrative that you told Isak that if you get a replacement he will be allowed to leave, is that true?"

 

Eddies response: "Absolutely not. I never make any promises to any players about transfers as ultimately i'm not in control of the transfers".

[Fak]

Telegraph saying Liverpool preparing £130m bid.

[Checko]

Isn't it the case though that we're willing to negotiate if the conditions are right. i.e. we get our replacements in, and then they're prepared to offer mucho casho. Though it won't be as mucho as we all want.

[Nucasol]

32 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

"We are ready"

Presuming that’s after we get the call saying here’s an £150m bid..:

[gbandit]

1 minute ago, Fak said:

Telegraph saying Liverpool preparing £130m bid.

Rejected

[Miggys First Goal]

We are ready. 
 

Hope that nonce gets hit by a bus. 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

We are ready to take 170m of your pounds. 

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by AyeDubbleYoo

[Miggys First Goal]

1 minute ago, Fak said:

Telegraph saying Liverpool preparing £130m bid.

Preparing. 
 

What does that even mean? Phoning the bank to ready the funds?

 

Anyway, don’t bother. 

[Nucasol]

1 minute ago, Fak said:

Telegraph saying Liverpool preparing £130m bid.

Plus £20m and the wretched cunt can fuck off over to Merseyside. 
 

I hope he likes break-ins as in the Cheshire Golden Triangle it’s a rite of passage for footballers.

[Menace]

The club’s valuation of the Swedish striker is £150m, with sources anticipating an offer starting at £130m, before add-ons and bonuses raise the overall package of what would be a British record transfer.

 

Telegraph seem sure we'll get our £150M.

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by Menace

[Fak]

6 minutes ago, Miggys First Goal said:

Preparing. What does that even mean? Phoning the bank to ready the funds?

 

They're putting Arne Slot in high heels, stockings, a thong and a bra and stuffing them all with £130m worth of £50 notes. Richard Hughes is walking Slot into SJP on a dog-lead to meet Reuben and to tell him here's our final offer, take it or leave it.

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by Fak

[STM]

 

How Romano imagines our board. 

[LFEE]

 

[Ikon]

11 minutes ago, Fak said:

Telegraph saying Liverpool preparing £130m bid.

 

Would be a great profit for Osula tbh.

[Izakaya]

Oh aye as if Yasir just going to be holding his arsehole open with a rose between his teeth waiting for the scouse cock of respectfulness to breach his cacky bangle. 

 

'We are ready'

 

Go take your face for a shit you fucking pasta pedo shill cunt. 

 

He truly is your favourite cocksuckers favourite cocksucker. 

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by Izakaya

[dinotheprehistoricgeordie]

£130m and Harvey Elliot? 

[r0cafella]

Just now, dinotheprehistoricgeordie said:

£130m and Harvey Elliot? 

No thank you. 

[OverThere]

6 minutes ago, LFEE said:

 

Translation. Eddie likes him as a footballer but thinks he is a cunt. We all agree Eddie!

[TheHoob]

"we are ready"

 

[KennyUtd]

12 minutes ago, STM said:

 

How Romano imagines our board. 

That's how I imagine this board. 

[Menace]

16 minutes ago, STM said:

 

How Romano imagines our board.