Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[LionOfGosforth]

3 minutes ago, Dokko said:

 

Christ. Imagine ekitike and Woltemade upfront together. 

 

All for the price of one rat. Delicious.

[FloydianMag]

 

[Colos Short and Curlies]

19 minutes ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

I've only been watching Isak since he joined Liverpool. He hasn't impressed me so far. Today, he had a good chance that the goalkeeper saved.

 

Wolte is the better player in my opinion. I've already seen him play in Germany. Even though some people here say he played very well here, I can't imagine him matching Nick's quality. And by that, I mean the whole package, like effectiveness, tackling ability, passing accuracy, and making the right decisions. Nick also has the better character.

 

I like this guy, low key quickly becoming the best and most informed poster on here

[toon25]

9 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Their decision to try and get Guehi on the cheap so late in the window and put all their chips on Isak is looking more ridiculous by the match. Should have just given Palace a bit more earlier in the window so they had time to replace him, and get someone as cover for Ekitike. Hell, they could have even got Woltemade.

 

As they did with us, they tried to fuck over Palace at the last minute - all for trying to cock measure.  Thankfully Glasner was able to put his foot down.

 

This lot can get to absolute fuck.

[madras]

1 minute ago, Colos Short and Curlies said:

 

I like this guy, low key quickly becoming the best and most informed poster on here

I think it's Toni Kroos.

[plenum]

2 minutes ago, madras said:

I think it's Toni Kroos.

I think it's AI 🚧

[Jack14Bojangles]

6 minutes ago, madras said:

I think it's Toni Kroos.

Please excuse me if I come across as a smart-ass or arrogant. That's not my intention.

 

I just want to join the discussion. And perhaps the perspective of a "Kraut" might be interesting to you, too.

 

By the way, I don't speak English fluently, so of course I also use a translation program.

 

 

Edited October 19, 2025 by Jack14Bojangles

[madras]

Just now, plenum said:

I think it's AI 🚧

Toni Kroos is AI ? Ive seen him.live mind 

[Optimistic Nut]

1 hour ago, Wolfcastle said:

Its a reverse-Torres at the moment. 

 

Where the club who sold him signed a highly rated striker from the continent who is smashing it, and a so-far injured PL striker. 

[Colos Short and Curlies]

11 minutes ago, madras said:

I think it's Toni Kroos.

That would be awesome

[Jaqen]

He was dropping really far back today and always way behind play whenever they had a counter. Honestly looked like he didn't really want any the chances to fall for him. 

[Danh1]

6 minutes ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

Please excuse me if I come across as a smart-ass or arrogant. That's not my intention.

 

I just want to join the discussion. And perhaps the perspective of a "Kraut" might be interesting to you, too.

 

By the way, I don't speak English fluently, so of course I also use a translation program.

 

 

 

We like Toni Kroos. It’s Lahm we hate.

[andycap]

This reminds me of when they signed benteke off villa. 😂 Absolute turned to shit overnight. 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Wissa going to score before Ratboy in the Prem this season 

[black_n_white]

Just waiting for the inevitable groin injury now.

[madras]

6 minutes ago, Colos Short and Curlies said:

That would be awesome

It would...... but I wasn't being serious.

[madras]

4 minutes ago, andycap said:

This reminds me of when they signed benteke off villa. 😂 Absolute turned to shit overnight. 

Or Carroll off.......fuck ! Who was it again ? 

[Doctor Zaius]

1 hour ago, KaKa said:

 

My God man 

 

Any excuse to bed wet 

 

It's not bed wetting to consider these things though is it. If they were to get rid of Slot, they'd be daft not to consider him. He'd certainly give it some thought. 

[RodneyCisse]

1 hour ago, black_n_white said:

Just waiting for the inevitable groin injury now.

Aye, never know he might fake one to save face and keep some stock.

[GeordieToon]

Another poor showing today, Alexander Isak (4/10): 

[KaKa]

16 minutes ago, Doctor Zaius said:

 

It's not bed wetting to consider these things though is it. If they were to get rid of Slot, they'd be daft not to consider him. He'd certainly give it some thought. 

 

[toontownman]

Hard to revel in this too much when  we are dropping points left right and center. 

 

Still...

[Doctor Zaius]

15 minutes ago, KaKa said:

 

 

[ianbeany]

37 minutes ago, Doctor Zaius said:

 

It's not bed wetting to consider these things though is it. If they were to get rid of Slot, they'd be daft not to consider him. He'd certainly give it some thought. 

 

I agree.  And what's really concerning me is if we refuse and Eddie goes on strike to make it happen

 

It's very worrying

 

 

Edited October 19, 2025 by ianbeany

[KaKa]

18 minutes ago, Doctor Zaius said:

 

 

I genuinely can't tell if you were joking or not 

 

If you are being serious though, I'd say I would be absolutely stunned if after just having had his preferred DOF brought in, and a few months after having convinced Thiaw, Elanga, Woltemade, Ramsey and Wissa to come in, he'd turn his back on them to go running off to Liverpool in the middle of the season, uprooting his family and all to do so.

 

He said the following just before the Forest game, when his name came up regarding Man United:

 

Speaking at a press conference on Friday ahead of Newcastle’s Premier League clash with Nottingham Forest on Sunday, Howe said: "My commitment is that I am all in. I am 100% here and always have been.

 

"My family are still here and we are fighting every day to make a success of what we are doing. The season ahead could be a wonderful thing and that is what I want to focus on."